Collegedale Convergence

QIC: Co-Q (Sidekick, The Count, Whittler)

Date: 03/30/2019

PAX: FNG-Madoff, Bubbles (Respect), Candu, FNG-Smokey, Cowbell, FNG-Bernie, Ducktales, Early Bird, Fastlane, Fissure, Frasier, Geek Squad, Goose, Hasbro, FNG-Erlanger, Iron Butt (Respect), Jabooti, Magnum, FNG-Gooder, Moneyball, Mongo, Mrs. Baker (Respect), Mustang, FNG-Mayhem, FNG-POS, Peanuts, Prosciutto, Rug Doctor (Respect), She Shed, Sidekick, Sidewinder (Respect), Skitch, Snooze Button, Snowflake, Sunburn (Respect), The Count (Respect), Threeskin, Truck-Yeah, Venus, Vila, Whittler, WuzntMe

AO: Hacksaw


Perfect Convergence Weather


Disclaimer delivered while planking
Forward rest (Plank) x 10 IC
Mtn Climbers x 10 IC
ST Merkins x 10 IC
SSH x 12 IC
Imperial Walker x 10 IC
ST Squats x 12 IC
SSH x 12 IC

The Thang

PAX divided into three groups, each containing a fair number of FNGs

Prescription for Pain
After meeting at the Combat Medic statue, PAX were each given a prescription with a specified “dose” of an exercise.  Short mosey between the stars as we advanced.  The exercises were cumulative i.e. 1 then 1 and 2 then 1, 2, and 3, etc.

1 – 8 count Body builder

2 – Alternating shoulder taps

3 – burpees

4 – 4 count flutter kicks

5 – merkins

6 – Froggy squats

7 – 4 count LBCs

8 – imperial walkers

9 – 4 count SSH

10 – squats

Field Of Dreams (Q-TheCount)

It’s the start of Baseball Season, so AO for Field Of Dreams was set up like the infield on a Baseball Field.  

PAX counted off by fours and each proceeded to corresponding work station (Base) for start of circuit.

First Base – (Squats / Lunges)

Second Base – (Merkins / Plank Jacks)

Third Base – (LBC’s / Flutter Kicks)

Home Plate – Burpees

All rotation controlled by PAX at Home Plate doing Burpees.  Once PAX complete 10 Burpees they sound off to All PAX “ROTATE”, where all PAX AYG to next base.  Home moves to First Base, First Base to Second Base, Second Base to Third Base, and Third Base to Home Plate. 

At each Base PAX will perform AMRAP of one of the exercises at that location.  They will alternate the exercises on each rotation through that base. 

Goal is to complete as many rotations around the bases as possible (at least 3-4) in allotted time.

Across the Hacksaw Bridge (Q – Sidekick)

*Divide into groups of three and line up:

Pax 1: Sprint to third tree
Pax 2: Overhead presses until sprinter returns
Pax 3: Plank until sprinter returns

*Last place team 5 burpees, next to last 4 burpees, next 3 burpees, and so on… winner = 0 burpees.

Pax pair up in 2’s for a Dora: 150 merkins

Mary: threeskin

Good Mornings IC x 10 Slow
Suitcase Crunches IC x 10 Single Count
LBCs IC x 20
Pickle Pointers IC x 10  >  One Leg IC x 8  >  Other Leg IC x 8
Freddie Mercury IC x 10
Pretzel Crunch IC x 10 Each Leg
Plank Slow Count
Pickle Pounders IC x 10
Plank Slow Count
Child’s Pose
Forward Fold Silent Count



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Multiple jokes about keeping the prescriptions and changing them to Cialis

The Count reportedly pitched a tent upon seeing the flags

If you’re a Q and aren’t sure how to use the FNG User form – learn to delegate  (Prosciutto)



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