Don’t Come Home A-Drinkin with Monkey Humpers On Your Mind

QIC: 9-Volt

Date: 03/10/2022

PAX: Clothespin, Cooter, Abacrombie, Escobar, El Chapo, Pipeline, 

AO: The Battery


Conditions

I was drunk the day my mama got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in the pickup truck
She got ran over by a damned old train.


COP


Mosey around the dog park and finish in the Skate park on side labeled “Beer”
PAX lines up on one end of the skate park & performs the “Beer” exercise. Then PAX immediately runs to opposite side of park and performs the “Whiskey” exercise. Repeat

WhiskeyCountBeerCount
BAC Fwd15SSH10
BAC Rev15SSH10
Seal Clap15SSH10
Fwd Fold10SSH10
Chinook15SSH10
Plank10SSH10
Military Press15SSH10

The Thang – Card Games

Using the official F3 deck of cards (available from mudgear for the low low price of $19.95) the PAX will draw cards to determine the exercise and roll a dice to determine the quantity. The Q will randomly make up new rules to suit his mood.


Playlist inspired by the New Moon Saloon jukebox circa 1992

COT

Words of wisdom – The road goes on forever and the party never ends

Moleskin

I have friends in low places

That’s just a little bit more than the law will allow


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