Sheep Go To Heaven Goats Go To Hell


QIC: Ringwald
Date: 02/16/2019
PAX: 9-Volt, Best in Show, Blowout, Bubbles, FNG-Cook Book, Cowbell, Deep Dish, Dutch Oven, Fastlane, FNG-Full Moon, Mrs. Baker, Mustang, Rhythm, Rug Doctor, FNG-Snooze Button, Thin Crust, Transplant, Venus, WuzntMe
AO: The Battery


The Disclaimer

My name is Ringwald, and I’m here to lead you today. I am not a professional and you are here on your own free will. Push through the toughness as well as the wetness, but modify if necessary.

COP – On Tennis Courts

  • Quick mosey around the parking lot to start things off
  • SSH x 30 IC (follow my tempo)
  • Imperial Walkers x 15 IC
  • Hillbilly x 20 IC
  • Windmill x 12 IC
  • 21
  • Cherry Pickers x 10 IC
  • Forward Arm Circles x 10 IC
  • Reverse Arm Circles x 10 IC
  • Moroccan Night Club x 10 IC
  • Chinook x 10 IC
  • Cherry Pickers x 10 IC
  • 21

The Thang

Stop #1 – Parking Lot
Start with 1 Tricep Dip, go to opposite side of parking spots, perform 20 Merkins, return
2 Tricep Dips, go to opposite side of parking spots, perform 19 Merkins, return
Repeat until you get to 20 Tricep Dips and 1 Merkin
Broad Jump to other end, perform 5 squats at every other line
Broad Jump to start, perform 5 lunges each leg at every other line
Partner Dora
First partner runs suicides stopping at the halfway and fullway points
Second partner starts these exercises
100 Flutter Kicks
150 Reverse Crunches
200 LBCs
Partners rotate until all are complete
Baseball Field (turned into flag grass area because it was so muddy)
Seal Crawl to other end – 5 Burpees at each tree
Extreme Imperial Walkers to other end – 20 Hillbillies at each tree
Finished with Drowning Pool – Bodies for a full-body finish

  • “Let the bodies hit the floor” – Donkey Kick
  • Any number said (or screamed) – Merkin
  • During Verses – Alternating Annies


Most of the time I have a quote or some life lesson to share, but today I just felt like keeping it simple. In the song “Sheep Go To Heaven” by Cake, there is the following lyric: “As soon as you’re born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time.” I think sometimes we focus too much on the stressful points in life and just need to turn our heads up instead of down and enjoy with what we are blessed. #blessed #livelovelaugh #pumpkinspicelatteisbae


Not too much mumble chatter this morning. Mostly grumbles at the Q during the Seal Crawls. Sears catalogs were talked about at coffeeteria – aka the first Amazon. The women’s undergarment section seemed to be popular back in the day.


Hour-long post at the Huey on Monday (2/18/19) for President’s Day
Best in Show at Beast Ridge