Fat Drunk and Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life

QIC: Deep Dish

Date: 10/22/2019

PAX:  El Chapo, Topless, 9-Volt, Clothespin, FNG-Bullseye

AO: The Battery


You do not talk about fight club
You do not talk about fight club
If someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over
Only two guys to a fight.
One fight at a time
No shirts, no shoes
Fights will go on as long as they have to
If this is your first night at fight club you have to fight


Mosey to the hill (Do not pass go, do not collect $200)
SSH x 25 IC
Forward Fold x 10 IC
BAC Fwd x 15 IC
Rev x 15 IC
Chinook x 15 IC
Moroccan night club x 15 IC
Military Press x 15 IC
Willie Maze Haze
Really fast SSH x 20 IC
Mosey to the greenway

The Thang

Suicide Indian Run with a side order of Burpees & Merkin Medley & Squats for Desert
PAX lines up at pole 1 for Indian run suicide to pole 6,5,4,3,2,1
At each destination pole PAX performs exercise in decreasing quantity
Round 1: 12 Burpees decreasing by 2 (unless you weren’t listening to instructions)
Round 2: 40 Merkins decreasing by a 4 because we love complicated math at 5:30am
* Somewhere around pole 2 stop and do 40 air squats at pole 1 before proceeding
* At Prior to pole 1 do another 25 squats (Because it’s raining)

Mosey to pole 4
Really fast SSH x 25 IC
Dirty dog x 20 IC
100’s x 20 IC
Throw up x1 IC


Words of wisdom: Too inspirational to write down (or remember)
Counterama = 6 including 1 FNG
Namerama FNG = Bullseye – (You should definitely ask him about it)


We should start asking FNG’s for their 3rd most embarrassing story, you don’t want to know about the first two


November 9th is the Battery’s 1 year anniversary

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