Hacksaw Has No Hills; Therefore Terrible

QIC:  WuzntMe

Date: 3/4/2020

PAX: Mayhem, Escobar, Meow Mix, Snow Patrol, John Doe, Jazzy Jag, Bernie, Fastlane, Vaccine, Clothespin

AO: Hacksaw (Without Hills)


Clear. Smooth like an ironing board.


Mosey to the sheriff’s lot.

20 SSH
15 mountain climbers
10 Teapots
Downward Dog
Upward Dog
Third Grades

The Thang

Run to the not a hill .

Since this isn’t a hill, it should be easy to Bearcrawl Boilermaker to the not a top.

Once reaching the end of the street, which is somehow taller and at a significantly higher elevation than the rest of the vast plains of Hacksaw, indian run around the church.

Go back down to the bottom of the hill.
Partner up. One person bernies to the top. Other person does 5 BBS, 10 flutters, 15 mercuries, and 20 LBCs. Sprints to catch his partner up hill. Loser does 10 burpees, winner does LBCs until burpees finished. Swap chaser/pursuer, and do it again.


There is no hill. Whatever obstacle you have, the bigger deal you make it, the more likely you are to lose. Don’t focus on the size of the problem, just conquer it.


John Doe is unimpressed with my mountain climbers.
Pax really enjoyed the flat, boring, Kansas-like terrain of Hacksaw.


We need to support Battery with Qs and Pax for their impending Thursday launch. JD needs help with 3rd F.

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