He said, She said ( aka. What she said)

QIC: 9-Volt

Date: 05/18/21

PAX: El Chapo, Mrs Baker, Clothes Pin, Cold Play, Thin Mint, Tinkerbell, Abercrombie, FNG “Pipe Line”, Schnitzel, Rug Doctor

AO: The Battery


Factitious disorder
Factitious disorder is a serious mental disorder in which someone deceives others by appearing sick, by purposely getting sick or by self-injury. Factitious disorder also can happen when family members or caregivers falsely present others, such as children, as being ill, injured or impaired.

Factitious disorder symptoms can range from mild (slight exaggeration of symptoms) to severe (previously called Munchausen syndrome). The person may make up symptoms or even tamper with medical tests to convince others that treatment, such as high-risk surgery, is needed.

Factitious disorder is not the same as inventing medical problems for practical benefit, such as getting out of work or winning a lawsuit. Although people with factitious disorder know they are causing their symptoms or illnesses, they may not understand the reasons for their behaviors or recognize themselves as having a problem.

Factitious disorder is challenging to identify and hard to treat. However, medical and psychiatric help are critical for preventing serious injury and even death caused by the self-harm typical of this disorder.

Please enjoy this playlist while the person you are calling decides if they want to talk to you


Mosey around the dog park and finish in the Skate park on side labeled “He said”
PAX lines up on one end of the skate park & performs the “He said” exercise. Then PAX immediately runs to opposite side of park and performs the “She said” exercise. Repeat

He SaidCountShe SaidCount
BAC Fwd15SSH10
BAC Rev15SSH10
Seal Clap15SSH10
Fwd Fold10SSH10
Military Press15SSH10

The Thang

Without any rest PAX moves on to second list of exercises

He siadCount She saidCount
Plank Jack30Squat20
Peter Parker30Imp Walker20
Burpee10Bonnie Blair20
Merkin20High Knees20
Mt. Climber25Calf Raise30
Bear CrawlLunge
Carolina Dry Dock20Sit Ups25
100’s25Box Cutter25
American Hammer20Dive Bomber15
Freddie Merc20Flutter Kick20

Repeat until end of time


Words of wisdom – “When life gives you dive bombers, make groundhogs” …. Cold Play

Mole Skin

At the insistence of Cold Play, the dive bombers were changed to Groundhogs

Police have issued a nationwide Amber Alert for Deep Dish and are reportedly questioning acquaintances of in hopes of finding and returning the him safely to his PAX


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