#1000Reps at #Reformation

QIC:  Recycle

Date: 7/25/2020

PAX: Hambone (RESPECT), Pound Dog, Dundee, NordicTrack, White Lightning

AO: Reformation


Conditions

A nice 69 degrees and 98% humidity


COP

SSH x15 IC
FF x10 IC
TGE x10 IC
WMH x10 IC
TS x10 IC
LBAC x10 IC
Rev x10 IC
SSH x15 IC


The Thang


1,000 Reps

10 sets of:

Curls for the girls x20
Monkey humpers x20
Overhead press x20
Big boi situps x20
Tricep extensions x20
Mosey around the parking lot

11s

Start with 10 merkins —> 1 toe merkin

Finish with 1 merkin —> 10 toe merkins

3MOM

Flutter kicks x20 IC
Pickle pointers x20 IC
LBCs x20 IC
Hello dollys x20 IC

TIME


COT

We are approaching the beginning of school (in some capacity) and that is sure to add additional stress on our families along with everything else going on around the country. The QIC reminded the PAX to take advantage of our healthy outlets of stress relief so we can continue to be great husbands, fathers, friends, mentors and leaders.


Moleskin

Playlist: Pearl Jam, Outkast, Bush, Modest Mouse, Nirvana, Tantric, Jane’s Addiction, Silverchair, The Black Crowes


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    Tortoises and Hares in the #Lions-Den

    QIC:  Recycle

    Date: 7/17/2020

    PAX: Hambone, Burrito, Hasbro, Xena, Backfire, U-Turn, Dundee, NordicTrack, Blue, White Lightning, Blindside, Resume, FNG-Pork Chop

    AO: Lions Den


    Conditions

    Warm (75 degrees) Humid (92%)


    COP

    FF x10 IC
    WMH x10 IC
    TGE x10 IC
    LOR x10 IC
    ROL x10 IC
    LBAC x10 IC
    Rev x10 IC
    SSH x20 IC


    The Thang


    Tortoise and Hare BOMBS

    Burpees 50
    Overhead Press w/coupon 100
    Merkins 150
    Big Boy Situps 200
    Squats 250

    PAX pair up. PAX1 does 10% of total reps and partner starts walking with coupon. After reps completed, PAX1 moseys with coupon to catch up to PAX2. PAX1 then starts walking as PAX2 completes reps. Begin next exercise once total reps are completed.

    The Burrito Partner Switch

    When partners complete lap around school and reach the start line, PAX will pair up with a new partner for the next lap. PAX should never make two laps in a row with the same partner. PAX AMRAP curls with coupon if waiting on a new partner.

    Curls for the girls x10 OYO
    Tricep extensions x10 OYO
    Curls for the girls x10 OYO
    Tricep extensions x10 OYO

    TIME


    COT

    “Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.” – John 15:13

    Yesterday was the 5th anniversary of the terrorist attack on Chattanooga that claimed the lives of 1 Navy sailor and 4 Marines of mine and Nordictrack’s old unit: Mike Battery. There were many memories and tributes yesterday but what I choose to remember about that horrible day is that all five of those men died either shielding others (including civilians in the park) from the terrorist or actively engaging the terrorist with a large firepower disadvantage. All five gave their lives for other Marines and sailors, for other community members, for other humans.

    The ultimate sacrifice made by those five men showed true courage and selflessness. Ultimate examples of what it means to Live Third.

    Blindside closed us out by leading us in prayer.


    Moleskin

    No playlist today as we were doing laps around the school.

    FNG-Pork Chop is Hambone’s 2.0. We had him questioning our sanity by 0545.

    Burrito. That’s it. That’s the comment.

    Backfire’s work van has a backup beeper that I bet you could have heard from #Parliament. It’s hilariously loud.

    We actually got NordicTrack to go to Hardee’s for coffeeteria! It was a Festivus Miracle!


    News

    Daddurday/2.0 Day at #The-Battery canceled–there will be a normal workout there on 7/25 instead.

    2.0 Day at #Landfill still on for 7/25


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      #Smackdown AMRAP’n

      QIC:  Recycle

      Date: 06/09/2020

      PAX: Prosciutto, Hambone, Afterbirth, Bumblebee, Pomade, Laces Out (RESPECT), The Count (RESPECT RESPECT), Holy Kiss, Red Raider, Truck Stop, Pediasure, Pound Dog

      AO: Smackdown


      Conditions

      72 degrees, little foggy, light drizzle but not enough to keep Pomade at home


      COP

      1 Lap Mosey
      SSH x15 IC
      FF x10 IC
      WMH x10 IC
      TGE x10 IC
      LBAC x10 IC
      Rev x10 IC
      OC x10 IC
      SSH x15 IC


      The Thang

      PAX count off into three groups

      Three stations: East goalpost, moseyers (those who mosey? those doing the moseying?), and West goalpost

      PAX AMRAP three rounds of CPRs at East goalpost and three rounds of manmaker merkins at West goalpost with a nice 120 yard coupon mosey in between. Flapjack when moseyers reach your station.

      Next three rounds, PAX AMRAP 8 count bodybuilders at East goalpost and Lion Kings at West goalpost. Flapjacking again with those doing the moseying.

      Mary:
      Hello Dollys x10 IC
      Flutter kicks x10 IC
      Rocky IVs x10 IC
      Sweat Angels x10 IC
      Freddie Mercurys x10 IC
      LBCs x15 OYO

      TIME


      COT

      QIC shared F3 Nation’s “statement” that was released this past weekend.

      Highlights: F3 has 5 core principles; the 2nd is F3 workouts are open to ALL men. We are not virtue signalers, we are DOERS. HIMs have a great opportunity in our society’s current leadership famine to step up by showing grace, mercy and love to others regardless if they share your same beliefs or not.

      Be a uniter!


      Moleskin

      Playlist: Stone Temple Pilots, Stereo MCs, Warren G, Alice In Chains, Eve 6, Black Crowes (just like 1994)

      The mumble chatter started strong even with Burrito absent, but died out about halfway through The Thang. It was replaced with grunts and plenty of pain noises.

      Red Raider looks majestic sprinting with a coupon!


      News

      TWO #smackdown VQs next week! Hambone on Tuesday 6/16 and Pediasure on Thursday 6/18. Get those HCs in now!

      July 4th Convergence at the #battlefield AO. 0700.


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