We’re gonna need more duct tape

QIC: 9-Volt

Date: 08/20/2020

PAX: Deep Dish, El Chapo, Mrs Baker, Clothes Pin, Schnitzel, Baby Shart, Blackout, WreckedEm, Thin Mint, Abercrombie, 

AO: The Battery


When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars


Mosey to the top of Mount Evil
Everyone grab two bricks
Circle up around the sound—– Commodores “Brick House” playing in the background

SSHWith Bricks10
Cobble Stones(3rd grade exercise- With Bricks10
Brick ShittersWillie Maze Haze – With Bricks10
Little Baby Brick CirclesDuh
Brick ClapsSeal Claps – With Bricks10
SSHWith Bricks10

The Thang

PAX lines up on West side of parking lot, performs exercise as a group then mosey out and back across lot between exercises

Brick FlysOn back , arms on ground, bring bricks together25
Brick Side RaiseStanding, arms at sides, raise bricks over head25
Brick Front RaiseStanding, hands @ waste, raise bricks to 90 deg in front25
Brick Tricep extensionTricep extension – With bricks20
Brick CrawlBear crawl with brick in each hand (across parking lot)25 yrd
Brick HammersAmerican hammers – With Bricks20
Masonry Sit UpsBig boy sit ups – With bricks20

At this point the PAX was tired of holding bricks so everyone was given two strips of duct tape to secure them to their feet

Imperial Brick WalkersImperial walkers – With Bricks20
Brick CyclesFreddie Mercury – With Bricks20
Flutter KicksFlutter kicks – With Bricks10
Flutter Kicks (Again)Flutter kicks – With Bricks and swearing10
Jane FondaJane Fonda – With Bricks (While staring at neighbor and Listening to “You Sexy Thing” by Hot Chocolate10
High KneesHigh knees – With Bricks20


Duct Tape really is good for everything

Mole Skin

Wikipedia has very few Brick Mason fun facts
The Battery claims the record for first use of duct tape in a beatdown
Newly mown grass really sticks to duct tape


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