What a fool believes

QIC: 9 Volt

Date: 4/01/2021

PAX: Deep Dish, El Chapo, Abercrombie, RugDoctor, Clothespin, Thin Mint

AO:  The Battery


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Mosey to the side walk

SSH x 20 IC
BAC Fwd x 15 IC
BAC Rev x 15 IC
Seal Clap x 15 IC
SSH x 20 IC
Slow Squat x 15 IC
Dirty Dog x 20 OYO
Slow SSH 10 IC
Willie Maze Haze x 15IC
Mosey to the first light pole

The Thang
PAX performs round of each exercise at all 10 light poles increasing quantity successively then moves to pavilion for 2nd part of round.

Round 1. Merkins  5 + 1
Round 2. Squats 10 +2
Round 3. Monkey Humpers 20-1

Mosey to the pavilion
Round 1
Rock Curls (max in 1 minute)     
Stargazers (max in 1 minute)
Dips (max in 1 minute)
Mosey back to beginning.
Round 2
Step ups (With or without rock)
Calf Raise 
Box Jumps
Mosey back to beginning.



“If you make a woman laugh, you’ve half-undressed her.”

However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that’s a different thing altogether.



MayHem should get a new insurance agent before he cuts down any more trees

My wife called me a fool after she saw my new pimped out block (Thanks to El Chapo and his 1975 pop up camper for the fabric )



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