El Chapo Rumble in the Jungle 6-11-20

QIC:  EL Chapo AKA Guy LaDouche 

Date: 6/11/20

AX: Clothespin, 9Volt, Coldplay, John Doe , Schnitzel

AO: The Battery


Conditions

Cool breezes – Coldplay


COP

easy runner stretches, WMH, Toe Merkins, Third grade exercise, on the six touch toes


The Thang

1 mile light mosey on the greenway, stop every quarter mile, 10 merkin, 20 big boy sit ups, 30 squats. on the hunt for rabbit, birds, squirrels , groundhog or unicorn…. Only saw one rabbit….. 10 burpees per rabbit . Finally found a unicorn in a sombrero at the upper playground.
Burpee Apocalypse at the Unicorn Hideaway!

390 total Burpees!

Back to the upper


COT


The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.


Moleskin

I just knew there would be a unicorn somewhere along this path. – Clothespin


News

Dadderday 7/24


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    Do the Hard Things

     QIC: El Chapo

    Date: 2/25/2020

    PAX: Topless, Wuzntme, Mrs. Baker, Clothspin, Deepdish, 9Volt

    AO: Battery


    Conditions: Thank God for the good weather and the bad… He constantly reminds me that he is the maker and is in control. He keeps his promises for the sun, moon, clouds, rain…


    COP

    SSH 25 times
    5 count by Mrs Baker 0 count by Deep Dish
    SSH 25 times
    5 count by 9 Volt 0 count by Wuzntme
    Third Grade Exercise 10 times
    Willy Mays Hays 10 times
    5 count by Deep Dish 0 count by Mrs. Baker ( at this point 9 Volt caught on to what Chapo was up to.)
    SSH 25 times
    5 count Mrs. Baker 0 count by Deep Dish

    Mosey up the HILL


    The Thang
    50 year old guys do the hard things
    DORA 2 man teams up and down the hill
    70 Ground Hogs
    80 Burpees
    90 Merkin
    200 LBC


    COT

    Do the Hard Things
    Isiah 61 : 4-6
    And they shall rebuild the old ruins, They shall raise up the former desolations, And they shall repair the ruined cities, The desolutions of many generations. Strangers shall stand and feed your flocks, and the sons of the foreigner Shall be your plowmen and your vinedressers. But you shall be named the priests of the Lord, They call you servants of our God. You shall eat the riches of the Gentiles, and in their glory you shall boast. Prayers for Clothespin’s family. Christopher and Topless


    Moleskin

    These 50 year old guys take the “respect” thing seriously. Thanks for the 50th birthday wishes!


    News

    3rd F Every Tuesday Chubby’s BBQ Helpin Chattanooga’s Homeless.
    $1 T-shirts still available at Fresh n Low for donating .


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      Around the World in 45 Minutes

      QIC:  El Chapo

      Date: 1/21/2020

      PAX: Clothespin, Mrs. Baker, Deep Dish, Pokey , Topless

      AO: The Battery


      Conditions

      Chilly 22 degress with a wind chill. There was the aroma of Twix in the air.

      COP

      After a short mosey to The Shawnee Ba Ba Global Airport we prepared for a long flight by doing the following warm-up exercises: Side Straddle Hop x 10, Forward fold x10, Willy Mays Haze x10, Side Straddle Hop x 10, doing the
      LBC’s x 15, Reverse, Cherry pickers x 10, Chinook x10 , Third Grade Exercise x 10, Side Straddle Hop x10


      The Thang

      Around the World in 45 Minutes
      First stop Canada: While in Canada the travelers used a manual chair lift by lunging to the top of hell hill. Once on top of the hill the travelers performed 5 Chinooks. We did this three times.
      2nd stop Europe : Germany & France . Fitness often looks different around the world. In some countries, people prefer to get their fitness outside rater than the gym. Parkour is huge in France. Parkour uses builings. parks and streets like a gym. We used the skate park obstacles for the French portion of our workout. Box jumps X20, Step ups X20 Burpees X10 , Incline push ups x 15. (we did this 2 times) with a quick mosey around Europe) .
      Germany -In Germany (Cologne in particular) offer out-of-the- box workouts as well as skateparks and indoor/outdoor climbing walls. We used the skate park for Decline push ups X20, Burpees x 15, Big Boy Sit up’s X20 , more step up’s X15 . & 10 Side Straddle Hop X10 . We did 2 laps around the skatepark(Our Europe) and repeated the exercises one more time.
      3rd &final stop China – we departed Europe by way of a mosey to the pavilion (.Chinese pagoda) While in China we used an 11 minute Tai Chi video to learn 5 different tai chi moves.


      COT

      Love your neighbors. Learn something new about your neighbors everyday.. This is a big world and people around the world love to work out. It is interesting to see the unique approaches to exercise, and it can alson be an inspiration to switch your workouts up and learn new things about the world at the same time.
      BALL OF MAN: Prayers for Topless( family issues) , Clothspins son Trygg has undergone for scans that went well but revealed a couple of new health issuses that will need to be addressed . Prayers for El Chapo’s brother Christopher who is continuing to struggle with chemotherapy treatments.


      Moleskin

      Tai Chi exercises would be best to do in the spring


      News

      3rd F … Helpin Chatts Homeless tonight Q – John Doe
      Relay for Life meeting 1/28 at the Hampton in Cleveland 5:30-6:30pm


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        El Chapo VQ The Battery 12-21-2019

        QIC: El Chapo

        Date: 12/21/2019

        PAX: Deep Dish, ThreeSkin, Snitzel, 9Volt, Bernie, Mrs. Baker, ToeTag, Bubbles, Clothespin, Sandwich, Shotput, Sidekick, Mayhem, 

        AO: The Battery


        Conditions


        41 Degrees
        Wind zero so nobody could smell the Twix
        Sky cloudy … Santa came out of nowhere and forced the elves to work outside.

        COP

        Side Straddle Hop 15
        Willy Mays Hays 10
        Side Straddle Hop 15
        Forward Fold 15
        Little Baby Arm Circles 15
        Wax on Wax Off 10
        Sand da Floor 10
        Side Straddle Hop 20
        Little Baby Crunches 20


        The Thang

        Yule Log Dash to and fro through the Candy Cane Forest to the North Pole with coupons and “Morning Wood”. Frosty was waiting to give cold welcoming shrug. Elves carried the wood and Santa carried the toys (coupons) . The kid on the naughty list had to pull the wagon

        1 x Burpee
        2 x Big boy sit-up
        3 x squats
        4 x Merkin
        5 x Imperial Walkers
        6 x Military Press w/ coupon and Morning Wood
        7 x Burpee
        8 x Big Boy Sit-up
        9 x Squats w/ coupon and yes the Morning Wood
        10 x Merkin
        11 x Imperial Walker
        12 x Military Press w/coupon and here comes the Mornin Wood again


        Round 2

        Santa’s Fat Sack

        While Santa and Ruldolph delivered toys to all the good girls and boys up and down the Hell Hill. The rest of the reindeer enjoyed some games and dance.

        SSH – 45sec
        Rest- 20sec
        Plank- 1min
        Burpee- 1min
        Rest- 30sec
        Merkin- 1min
        Dance- 45sec
        Lunge- 1min
        Burpee- 1min
        Control Freak Merkin 1min
        SSH- 1min

        We did this for 3 rounds until all the reindeer and all the elves had the opportunity to be Rudolph or Santa


        COT

        Be at the right place at the right time for the right person. Love your neighbors and be a leader in your community . Let sent


        Moleskin

        Inflatables and generators


        News

        Tuesday… The Battery 1 hour beatdown . Come get another sample of the Mornin Wood.


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