Ironpax 2019 Finale – No Quittin!

QIC: Mayhem

Date: 09/28/2019

PAX: Mrs Baker, El Chapo, Sandwich, Deep Dish,  FNG-Shotput

AO: The Battery


Conditions

Humid 72ish with heavy dew on grass from rain night before


COP

Mosey from flag around the dog park and back to flag

Circle up for COP

SSH x 20 IC

3GE x 10 IC

Windmills x 10 IC

WMH x 10 IC

Slow Squats x 10 IC

LB Arm Circles front/back x 10 IC

Merkins x 10 IC

SSH x 10 IC

The Thang

Set up with coupons on grass by walking track near flag.  100yds marked on walking track behind the dog park. (Big Thank You to 9-Volt for doing that the night before even though he did not participate!  True F3 Brother move right there!!!)

IRONPAX – Week 4 2019 “Sugars Pick Your Poison”

100 Reps Merkins or Squats followed by 100yd coupon carry out and back

100 Reps Coupon Swings or Bonnie Blairs > 100yd coupon carry out and back

100 Reps Coupon Thrusters or Walking Lunges > 100yd coupon carry out and back

Rinse and Repeat two more times for elapsed time.

Stop at 8:00am – Finishers Deep Dish (crushed it!) and Mayhem (barely!)


COT

Counterama, Namerama (FNG – Shotput named), Announcearama

CIRCLE OF TRUST:  Shared that as miserable as IronPax was for me at times and forced me to push the envelope, I am glad I did it as I definitely noticed an increase in fitness and emphasized the importance of not quitting in anything in life.  Shared the Don’t Quit Poem: 

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BALL OF MAN: Prayers of thanks for health and breath to be there.  Prayers for El Chapo’s younger brother battling pancreatic cancer.  Silent prayer for friend struggling with Marriage and temptation of infidelity.


Moleskin

Ceremonial smash of my coupon “Jezebel” to signify end of Ironpax 2019 was very satisfying!!


News

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    I see the light Mama! 09/24/2019

    QIC: Clothespin

    Date: 09/24/2019

    PAX: 9 Volt (R), Mrs Baker (R), Deep Dish, Sandwich, El Chapo

    AO: The Battery


    Conditions

    Humid and Dill Pickle Smelling


    COP

    • Mosey around Greenway to Parking Area
    • Third Grade Exercise 15 in cadence
    • SSH 20 in cadence
    • Willy Mayse Hayse 14 in cadence
    • Little baby Arm circles forward (thumb up) 15 in cadence
    • Little baby Arm circles reverse (thumb down) 15 in cadence
    • Cherry Pickers 15 in cadence
    • Seal claps 10 in cadence

    The Thang

    Get those dollar bills cause we are pole dancin!
    I see the Light Mama!
    Pick out 8 Light Poles Jog down 8 poles. Do exercises back to start with 8 then minus 1 at each pole.
    • Merkins – Lunge between
    • SSH (4 Count) – Bernie between
    • Slow Squats – Karaoke between

    Mary on  the yoga mats:
    • 1 minute plank
    • 30 LBC


    COT

    Be Yourself. Push yourself in life to be the best you can be. Please EH!!!

     CIRCLE OF TRUST: The terminating stage of each Workout, wherein the PAX form a circle and conduct Counterama, Namerama, Announcearama and the Ball Of Man.
    BALL OF MAN: Congregation of two or more men in physical contact, usually (but not exclusively) in the prayer that terminates the COT. Abbr: BOM]


    Moleskin

    I did not get enough legs Saturday so today was leg heavy! The workout went by very fast! The lunges in the 1st seemed never-ending! 5000 steps X 2.95′ (my stride length)/5280 = 2.79 miles during our workout today! Way to push yourself guys!!


    News

    IronPax Saturday! Cyclacross Next Sunday 9-29-2019 Go Support Mrs Baker and Mustang!


    Recent Backblasts

      3 Minutes is Actually a Long Time

      QIC: Cliffhanger

      Date: 09/20/2019

      PAX: VSquared, Loan Shark, Sunburn, The Count, Wallflower, Ascot, Prosciutto, Candu, Skitch

      AO: Boneyard


      Conditions

      Slightly muggy, a taste of Fall in the air.


      COP

      Sundry calisthenics

      The Thang

      3 minute Fartlek

       

      Run, 3 mins merkins

      Run, 3 mins jump squats

      Run, 3 mins plank

      Run, 3 mins burpees

      Run, 2 mins merkins

      Run, 2 mins jump squats

      Run, 2 mins plank

      Run, 2 mins burpees

      Closeout with some gutwork


      COT

      Sebastian Junger’s book Tribe was discussed. Men need to be in small groups struggling together towards a common goal. This is deeply embedded in our DNA. Today’s society is not set up for this type of existence. F3 is an antidote, a part of the Resistance to the atomistic, fluid existence that the 21st Century technocratic West promotes. We must continue to foster our bonds and our struggle.

       


      Moleskin

      3 minutes is quite a long time actually. We discovered this after about 1 minute of merkins. Many in the group seemed to be quite pleased with this discovery, for various personal reasons.


      News

      NSTR


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        This ain’t no Rag it’s a Flag!

        QIC: Clothespin

        Date: 09/20/2019

        PAX: 9volt (R), Peanuts, Sparkles, T-Rex, Mayhem (R), Gaylord, Money Ball, Madoff, DNF, Bernie, Anny, Roundup (R), Can Man(R), JohnDoe, WreckedEm, Toe Tag, FNG-Backhaul, FNG-Walla Walla

        AO: Hacksaw


        Conditions

        62 degrees perfect to bust a workout in front of Old Glory!!!


        COP

        Mosey to big American Flag
        Third Grade Exercise 15 in cadence
        SSH 20 in cadence
        Willy Mayse Hayse 14 in cadence
        Little baby Arm circles forward (thumb up) 15 in cadence
        Little baby Arm circles reverse (thumb down) 15 in cadence
        Cherry Pickers 15 in cadence
        Moroccan Night Club
        Seal claps 10 in cadence

        The Thang

        Sawin out Reps by the Flag
        Round 1:  2 laps after exercise
        • Merkins-20 on your own
        • Burpees-10 on your own
        • Baby Crunches-20 on your own
        • Air Squats-20 on your own
        • SSH-25 in cadence (normal Pace)

        Round 2: 1 bernie lap after exercise
        • Divebombers-15 on your own
        • Burpees-8 on your own
        • Freddie Mercury-16 on your own
        • Lunges-14 on your own
        • SSH-25 in cadence (faster Pace)

        Round 3: 1 lap with 1 side being Karaoke after exercise
        • Aquaman-15 on your own
        • Burpees-6 on your own
        • Big boy situps-15 on your own
        • Diamond Merkins 15 on your own
        • SSH-25 in cadence (normal Pace)

        Round 4: 1 lap after exercise
        • Wide Merkins-15 on your own
        • Burpees-6 on your own
        • Captain Thor 15 on your own
        • Imperial Walkers 15 on your own
        • SSH-25 in cadence (faster Pace)

        Round 5: 1 lap after exercise
        • Decline Merkins-12 on your own
        • Burpees-4 on your own
        • Pickle Pointers-12 on your own
        • High knees-20 on your own
        • SSH-25 in cadence

        Mary:
        • 1 minute plank


        COT

        I’m better because you’re here!


        Moleskin

        So.. apparently there is this thing going on called Ironpax?  (Hmmm Who knew? 🙂  Which brought lots of grunts during burpees and merkins! 


        News

        Ironpax at The Battery tomorrow 7 A.M.


        Recent Backblasts

          #ONWARD CFC!

          QIC: Milkman

          Date: 09/19/2019

          PAX: Geek Squad, Couch Potato, Freetime, U-Turn, Ducktales

          AO: The Huey


          Conditions

          Cooler then usual, almost pleasant.


          COP

          • Dynamic stretches and exercises – 75 goals scored in 2019
            • 25 Side Saddle Hops
            • 25 merkins
            • 25 Mountain Climbers

          Lap around the track, alternating exercises while moving from light to light

          • High knees
          • Side shuffles facing inside track
          • Side shuffles facing outside of track
          • Karaokes facing outside
          • Karaokes facing inside
          • Bernies

           

          The Thang

          What do our hometown professional footballers go through in a light practice? Time to find out!

          Static Stretching (4 for 4x National Runner-Up in the NPSL)

          • Forward Fold
          • Willie Mays Hayes
          • Hamstring
          • Groin stretch

          Everyone on a ball!  Plenty of balls to go around.  (exercises with ball at feet)

          • 25 Tic Tocs
          • 25 Toe Touches per foot
          • 25 pull backs per foot

          Speed Square – cones setup at each corner of a 15ft square. Bursts of speed in-between cones concentrating on cutting quick. Alternated exercises as we rounded the corners. Each PAX rounded the square 7 times.  (Total time in the square is 11 for 11 Seasons of Chattanooga Football Club!!)

          • Forward sprints
          • Shuffles
          • Bernies
          • Passing sprint drill – PAX line up behind cone. The PAX next inline calls a cone (left,right,center), passes the ball there. PAX in front sprints to retrieve the ball and brings back. Each PAX goes 6 times.

          Agility Ladder – PAX lined up in single-file line at one end of ladder and proceeded through the rungs with a certain exercise. FAST feet! (Ladder was a little small, may have been intended for kids)

          • Both feet in!
          • Step-out
          • Step-over

          Hula Hoops – PAX paired up. 1 ball between each pair. 1 PAX had to shield other from the ball while keeping it at their feet. We tried to keep inside a hula hoop, but that got a little dangerous. Trip hazard! Everyone loved the FULL-CONTACT! PAX switched who was on the ball as the other was able to get the ball away.

          Suicides – Back parking lot – Straight forward sprints, down and back

          • 3 parking spaces
          • 6 parking spaces
          • 10 parking spaces

          Mosied back to circle up for abs and cool-down exercises

          • 11 flutter kicks
          • 20 Freddy Mercurys
          • 20 American Hammers
          • Boat to Canoe
          • Leg muscle recovery – shake it out!

           

           


          COT

          Chattanooga Football Club was established and is ran by Chattanoogans. Support for the organizations is grass-roots built. It doesn’t take alot of money to do something great.  CFC has proven greatness many times in it’s history for play on the field, organization off the field and the investments it continues to make in our community.  Our team is now recognized in its sport as a national and international leader for lower-division soccer.  Support home-grown local business. They have the MOST INVESTED in our communities, constantly giving back. CFC players and staff directly and monetarily invest in

          • The CFC  Foundation – helping talented individual youth be able to play at the highest levels
          • CFC Academy – uniting our town’s best youth players
          • Highland Park Commons – Maintaining turf fields in the Highland Park community for recreation and instructional play of the beautiful game into the inner city
          • Operation Get Active – an after-school program offered to our inner city elementary schools
          • Chattanooga Sports Ministry – offering youth and amateur sports leagues

           

          Hacksaw – “Optimism Is A Force Multiplier”

          QIC: TheCount (Respect Respect)

          Date: 09/18/2019

          PAX: JohnDoe, Mayhem (Respect), MoonDance, PaperBoy (Respect), Peanuts,  RedTees, ThreeSkin, ToeTag, Wuzn’tMe,  WreckedEm

          AO: HackSaw


          Conditions

          Very nice cool (72 degrees), clear morning.


          COP

          NO FNG’s to Disclaimer abbreviated and PAX mosey’d to Memorial around Flag.  SSH, Willy Mays Hayes, Third Grade Exercises, Chest Stretch, Upper Back Stretch, Supermans, Calf Stretch, Forward Fold.  Mosey to field for The Thang.

          The Thang

          Four Corners / HIndenburg BLIMPS

          4 Corners 20 yards apart.  6 Rounds with same exercises performed per round as follows.

          1. 10 Burpees x 4 corners = 40 Burpees
          2. 20 Lunges x 4 corners = 80 Lunges
          3. 30 Imperial Walkers x 4 corners = 120 Imperial Walkers
          4. 40 Merkins x 4 corners = 160 Merkins
          5. 50 Plank Jacks x 4 corners = 200 Plank Jacks
          6. 60 Squats (modified for time to two rounds of 10 Reps = 80 Squats

          Marys – American Hammer, LBC’s, Heal Touches, Pickle Pointers

          ENDEX

           


          COT

          This quote from General  Colin Powell on Optimism is great and I’m glad to have shared it with the PAX today. This belief applies not just to the military but in everyday life. 

          “In the military, we are always looking for ways to leverage up our forces. Having greater communications and command and control over your forces than your enemy has over his is a force multiplier. Having greater logistics capability than the enemy is a force multiplier. Having better-trained commanders is a force-multiplier.

          Perpetual optimism, believing in yourself, believing in your purpose, believing you will prevail, and demonstrating passion and confidence is a force multiplier. If you believe and have prepared your followers, the followers will believe…”

          CIRCLE OF TRUST:  Counterama, Namerama, Announcearama (IP at SmackDown tomorrow and LandFill on Saturday.
          BALL OF MAN: Prayers for RedTees (father), TheCount (brother), Flatline (his episode with passing out during a post) –  PRAISED Wuzn’tMe’s son got a clean bill of health.


          Moleskin

          Honestly there was not a lot of Mumble Chatter – Everyone was sucking wind!! 🙂


          News

          [Fill in News, Upcoming Q’s, Events, etc.]


          Recent Backblasts

            BassPro Boogey: VILA/Iron Butt

            QIC: VILA & Iron Butt aka IB

            Date: 09/16/2019

            PAX: Gaylord, MayHem, Peanuts, Wallflower

            AO: Beast Ridge


            Conditions

            Gloomy 70s

            COP by VILA

            1. SSH IC x15
            2. Imperial Walkers IC x15
            3. Slow count Willie May’s hayes IC x10
            4. Forward Fold x15
            5. Plank  x10
            6. Slow push to up Q ct. x10
            7. Up Dog x15
            8. Down Dog x15
            9. Mountain Climbers IC x12
            10. Forward Fold x15
            11. Frog x10

            The Thang by IronButt aka IB

            BassPro Boogey

            Mosey Down the Road a bit

            STOP 1:   IC 10 SSHs &  10 Burpees OYO

            Mosey Down the Road a bit

            STOP 2:  IC 10 SSHs & 10 LBCs

            Mosey Down the Road a bit

            STOP 3: IC 10 Merkins & 10 SSHs

            Mosey Down the Road a bit

            STOP 4: Arrive at Bass Pro Shop Entrance; IC 10 Merkins; IC 10 LBCs

            Mosey around Bass Pro Shop a bit

            STOP 5: IC 10 SSHs; IC 10 Freddy Mercuries

            Mosey Down the Road a bit

            STOP 6: 20 Dips OYO

            Mosey Back Down the Road

            STOP 7: IC Hold High Plank; 10 LBCs

            Mosey Back Down the Road to Parking Lot

            STOP 8:  IC 10 SSHs

            LONG Mosey Back Down Road to FINAL STOP: Parking Lot

            COT

            Experience of more, better, and best are hollow. It about others. Build up and encourage other rather than chasing experiences and feelings and places to give you meaning. It’s about community. Wallflower stayed on IronButt’s 6 when he could have easily busted out. Thank you.


            BALL OF MAN: IB Prayed


            Moleskin

            VILA had permission to run like the wind back to the parking lot and he did. He was doing Brogah when the PAX arrived. Gaylord championed through a sore ankle with excellent encouragement and presence from MayHem.


            News

            IronPAX


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              Hump Day @ LD

              QIC: Vila

              Date: 09/18/2019

              PAX: MoneyBall, Skitch, SheShed, Goose, Ohms, BlindSide

              AO: Lions Den


              Warm up:

              1. SSH IC x25
              2. CottonPickers IC x15
              3. Carolina drydocks IC x15
              4. SSH IC x20
              5. Windmills IC x15
              6. SSH IC x15
              7. Plank IC x20
              8. SSH IC x10
              9. 8 count bodybuilder (8cbb) 1C x10
              10. SSH IC x5

              Transition:

              1. Mosey around the school
                1. first corner
                2. 25 merkins
                3. Second corner
                4. 20 LBCs
                5. Third corner
                6. 5 Lt. Danger
                7. Mosey to track

              Cycle:

              Teams will do together as each one of the runners comes back to do reps.

              1. First step – Incline Merkin
              2. Second step – Incline Merkin

              VILA BITES IT ON THE STAIRS!!!

              Dora

              1. While the other PAX runs up the track and back
              2. 100 – Incline Pullups
              3. 200 – Squats
              4. 300 – LBCs

              Warm Down:

              1. Forward Fold
              2. Plank IC x 15
              3. 10 second transition to up dog
              4. Up Dog
              5. Down Dog
              6. Forward Fold x15
              7. Frog
              8. 2 Burpees

              “To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.” – Dwayne Johnson

              “You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.”– Wayne Gretzky

              Prayers: Moneyball’s Mom has some physical ailments

              Count

              Names

              WORD!

              Swinging hammers,

              Vila

              Motivational Workout Title

              QIC: 9 Volt

              Date: 09/17/2019

              PAX: Mrs Baker,  Deep Dish, Clothespin, El Chapo, Sandwich 

              AO: The Battery


              Conditions

              Like an armpit


              COP

              Mosey to top of Mount Evil
              SSH ICx20,  Squats ICx20, Baby arm circle fwdx15, revx15, sealclapx15, SSH ICx20, Forward fold ICx10, High Knees ICx20, Willy Maze Haze ICx10

              The Thang

              Mount Evil Suicides
              PAX runs down and back up between exercises
                   Turn around when leader passes you
                    Do 1 extra rep for every person you pass

              1. 15 Smurf Jacks
              2. 20 Merkins
              3. 20 Crab jacks
              4. 30 calf raises
              5. 10 Cap’t Thor (In the grass or you’ll get an F3 tramp stamp)
              6. 10 Carolina Dry Docks
              7. 10 LBC
              8. 20 Lunge
              9. 25 Wide Merkins
              10. 20 SSH
              11. 10 Herpees

              Bernie Sanders to the flags


              COT

              Words of wisdom – Write your back blast before your Q


              Moleskin

              Deep Dish is a crab jack shirker 🙂

              Nobody remembers volunteering to host the Iron PAX


              News

               


              Recent Backblasts

                Abs – Reunion

                QIC: Vila

                Date: 09/17/2019

                PAX: Threeskin, Skitch, Callahan, Stars, Curfew, Kiffin, Sherlock, SheShed, Loan Shark, Sinai

                AO: Hill City


                 

                Warm up

                1. SSH IC x15
                2. High knees IC x10
                3. SSH IC x20
                4. Cotton pickers IC x15
                5. Imperial Walkers ICx15
                6. Mount Climb IC x12
                7. SSH IC x30

                Transition:

                1. Mosey to beginning of Walnut Street Bridge
                  1. 25 merkins IC
                2. Mosey to 1/2 way on bridge
                  1. 8 count bodybuilder (8cbb) IC x5
                3. Mosey to Aquarium
                  1. 25 merkins IC

                Cycle:

                1. 2 rounds Box jump to top with incline push on each step. (Incline BurpBox: Chatt Box)
                  1. 15 lbcs 4ct. OYO
                  2. 15 flutter kicks 4ct. OYO

                Transition:

                1. Mosey back to the Rhino by Market Street Bridge

                Warm down:

                1. Forward Fold x15
                2. Plank IC x10
                3. Slow push to up x10
                4. Up Dog x15
                5. Down Dog x15
                6. Mountain Climbers IC x8
                7. Forward Fold x15
                8. Down into frog

                10mom:

                1. Box cutters  IC x10
                2. Freddie Mercury’s IC x15
                3. Dying Cockroaches ICx12
                4. Low Plank (Skitch Count)
                5. Superman (SheShed Count)
                6. Pickle Pointers ICx10 (2 legs) x8 (right)  x8 (left) (Threeskin)
                7. Hollywood’s IC x8 (each side)

                Prayers:

                Count

                Names

                WORD!

                Swinging hammers,

                Vila