Once you go beast, you never go east

QIC: Whittler

Date: 09/09/2019

PAX: Peanuts, Sidekick, Fissure, Threeskin, FastLane, Toucan, FNG-Wallflower, Best in Show, Iron Butt, Gaylord, Mayhem, Early Bird, Jazzy Jag

AO: Beast Ridge


Conditions

Cool with the smell of fresh reptile poop


COP

Mosey to the big parking lot, while doing 4×4 intermittently

Linear SSH x 20

3rd grade exercises x 15

Willie Mays Hays x 20

Windmill x 20

Forward fold x 5

Arm circles x 10 each way

Overhead seal claps x 15

SSH circle x 10

The Thang

Counted off to 7 so we would each have a partner that we might not be familiar with
Doracide
Partner one run suicides x 6 lines while partner two exercised then switch

4×4 x 50 (modified to 20)

Bonnie Blair x 100

Flutter kick (4 count) x 200

Plank x 2 rounds

Mosey back to cars for Mary

LBC x 30

Pretzel  crunch x 15 each side

Pickle pointers x 30

Pickle Pounder x 10


COT

Sometimes the phrase “Silence is Golden” rings true.  Today was one of those days.  I was gassed and the lack of oxygen to the brain prevented coherent thoughts for a true COT.  


Moleskin

Not a lot of chatter

Many grumblings about IronPax week 2

Best in Show apparently didn’t think the number of Pickle ________ reflected reality


News

IronPax week 2 is live!  Find a day to get it done.

Signal AO (Smackdown) launches 9/10 and will be every Tuesday


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    One More Day; One More Time

    QIC: VSquared

    Date: 09/03/2019

    PAX: Pebbles, Iron Butt, Sunburn, Dirk, The Count, Cliffhanger

    AO: Boneyard


    Conditions

    Muggly (yes, like Harry Potter; lots of humans out there, no magic.)


    COP

    Warm-Up (@Front of Edu Building):

    1. Side Straddle Hop x32 (in cadence)
    2. ‘Mericans x32, hold 6 above ground until ALL finish.
    3. Slide into Updog, hold x32 sec, slide into Downdog, hold x32 sec, walk it back out.
    4. Jump Lunges x32.
    5. Mosey to middle parking lot.

    The Thang

    One More Day, One More Time

    1. Mosey to little workout area.
    2. Circle of Ups: Plank position, one at a time do five pull-ups, others hold plank, once one can do no more they call on the next guy to help them complete their five, continue until last person needs help.
    3. Circle of Downs: Switch to high dip bar, same process.
    4. Suicide Bear ‘Mericans: Mosey to tennis courts, Bernie by stone wall, line up on one side of the court, bear crawl to line 1, do one ‘merican, Bear crawl back, do two ‘merican, continue to 5 lines, join last PAX to finish out.
    5. Lunging Body Builders: Mosey to lighted parking lot, use lines to lunge to second line, do one body builder, lunge two more lines and do two body builders, continue 6 reps (12 lines) out.
    6. Invisible Sits: Mosey to long wall in back of Rec Center, wall sit position, do forward the side arm raises, then shoulder raises.
    7. Mosey back to parking lot.

    Circle of Mary, in which ## different HIM called out core based exercises, including some …


    COT

    Ok, here is the thing, it doesn’t happen all the time, but there are clear times in which we need help. I also don’t think it’s mere coincidence that we reach points on in our lives were it’s unavoidable. That’s another reason we’re here, because in addition to needing basic encouragement and comradely sometimes we need a hand up, a hand out. We get in ruts and places of quicksand, times when we get on thin ice that breaks under us, and we need help to just survive.

    However, times we actually have a choice to go it alone or to bring in brothers and friends, and most the time we go it alone. Rather it’s due to pride or shame or fear or anger we don’t reach out. If it’s a smaller issue then we pass up reaching out because “we don’t need to,” but in doing so we don’t practice and when the big things come around we can’t get around the barriers of our emotional impairments. But that’s what gets us in trouble, because when we get into big things it can mean big trouble for us and those around us on whom we have influence.

    We think we are suppose to be in control all the time; to not need each other because that means we are weak. That getting loud or quite will allow it to pass and us to move on. And some emotions are like that, but the places I’m talking about are always made better by someone else coming along side of us; Grabbing our feet as we pull or push up.

    So take a minute today to reach out. If nothing else practice. Maybe it’s a spouse in many cases or a friend or F3 brother, a peer or an elder depending on the issue. Make it happen now, honesty and humbleness, so that when your in a leading position where it’s more naturally lonely you have the skills to reach out and seek the help you need to keep supporting the people on whom you have significant impact.

    Mission of F3: Plant, grow and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.

     


    Moleskin

    Frankly, this was a while ago – do your backblast on time!

     


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      Paraplegic Porn Stars – 9-Volt

      QIC: 9-Volt

      Date: 09/07/2019

      PAX: Mrs Baker, Deep Dish, Sidewinder, El Chapo, Mustang, Topless,Rug Doctor, Schnitzel

      AO: The Battery


      Conditions

      Fall like and awesome.  Can the rain be far behind?


      COP

      Hobble to the pavilion.  

      The Thang

      A 100% “No legs” workout in honor of all the damaged Battery PAX.

      Theme music provided courtesy of the Spotify 70’s Porn Music Play List –(Yes that is really a thing)

       
      The PAX will navigate a circuit of 10 stations and exercise for 1 minute with 30 seconds of recovery in between.  After each round the PAX will perform 1 Minute of Big Boy Sit Ups.

      1.  Tricep Kickback -20lbs
      2. Star Gazers (Lay on back under picnic table and pull yourself up)
      3. Bent Over Rows – 40lbs
      4. Wrist Curls -20lbs
      5. Two hand tricep extension – 30lbs
      6. Dips
      7. Deltroid raise – W/rubber band resistance
      8. Merkins
      9. Straight arm front raise – 8lbs
      10. Military Press – 40lbs 


      COT

       Counterama – 9 PAX, Namerama – Names were Rama’ed


      Moleskin

      The only place at the Battery where the shovel flags can be pounded into the ground is where we filled in the gofer holes.

      70’s Porn music all sounds pretty much the same


      News

      Iron PAX sign up closes tonight at midnight. 


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        Gorilla, Man, Gun

        QIC: Geek Squad

        Date: 09/05/2019

        PAX: Blindside, Couch Potato, Ducktales, Fissure, Freetime, Loan Shark, Prosciutto (“Ni-cola La-porta”), RadioHead, Sidekick, Snowflake, U-Turn

        AO: The Huey


        Conditions

        A nice breeze blowing!

        Disclaimer: This is F3, I am not a professional, you are here on your own free will, modify if necessary, IF injury should occur, we will help you in whatever way possible to your car.

        F3 is a men’s workout group, with the mission to plant, grow and serve small workout groups for the invigoration of male community leadership.

         


        COP

        25 SSH IC

        15 Proscuitto’s Gold chains IC
        15 LB arm circles forward IC
        15 LB arm circles backward IC
        15 cherry pickers
        15 Moroccan night club

        15 butterfly Timed exercise
        10 each leg knee to chest exercise

        25 SSH IC

         

        The Thang

        (4 laps around the track = 1.33 mi total)

        1st Set Around the Track to the Pavilion

        Gorilla hops OYO to corner  (all 4 laps)
        Man – Mosey to next pole (1st & 2nd – Mosey, 3rd – Bernie, 4th-Bernie)
        Gun – 10 merkins (all 4 Laps)
        Mosey to Pavillion (1st & 2nd – Mosey, 3rd – Bernie, 4th-Mosey)


        2nd Set at Pavilion

        Lap 1 & 3
        Wall sits. 15
        Bus drivers. 15
        Joe Frasier’s. 15
        Ali s 15

        Lap 2 & 4
        Decline Merkins 10 OYO
        Incline Merkins 10 OYO

         

        3rd Set From the Pavillion back to startex (exercises at 3 light poles for 4 laps)

        Plank jacks x 15 SC. Mosey
        Squats x 15  SC. Mosey
        Shoulder taps x 30 SC. Mosey

        Marys around the flags
        Heel touches x15
        LBCs x15.
        Burpees x 5
        Big Boy sit-ups 15
        Burpees x 10

         


        COT

        Fissure led with baton passing ceremony for Huey from Geek Squad to Ducktales.


         

         

        Dropped the Ball – Picked it up

        QIC: She Shed

        Date: 08/23/2019

        PAX: Ascot, Cliffhanger, Sunburn, Derk, VSquared, FNG-Elvis Jackson, Money Ball

        AO: Boneyard


        Conditions

        70 degrees and humid\


        COP

        Track warm-up, Mall walker style:

        Mozie with a few change ups along the way.
        Gallup, high knees, bernie, heel walk, butt kickers, lunges

        Forward fold, willie haze, 3rd grade exercise  

        The Thang

        Track X4: Partner Up

        4X around or until over well done

        Rotate workouts each time you go around the track.

        Dips and Declines 20
        Burpees and 8 count body builders X10
        Squats and Squirkins (yeah, look it up) X20
        Crunches and Calf Raises X30


        COT

        Rather than living your life happy with the good decisions you have made in the past, keep yourself motivated to continue. Push yourself in your social life, career, faith, etc. Lean on the brothers around you to keep that motivation to persevere.



        OLDS

        I call this section olds because it ended up taking me nearly two weeks to post this. Don’t get too excited now. Ball = dropped


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          22’s by 2’s

          QIC: Fissure

          Date: 09/04/2019

          PAX:  Gaylord, WuzntMe, Toe Tag, Pinky Tag, Clothespin, POS, John Doe, Moondance, Peanuts

          AO: Hacksaw


          Conditions

          Nice.  Low 70’s.  Stars were out.


          COP

          Mosey to the memorial and circle up
          SSH x 50 IC
          Fwd Fold x 10 IC
          Partner up for finkle swings x 15 each leg
          Mosey under Apison Pike past Imagination Station onto the grass of the Commons via Swinyar Drive

          The Thang

          Grab a paver from the conveniently placed stack (Thanks Collegedale)
          22’s by 2’s
          Holding paver Bernie Sanders across the field to treeline
          2 big boi sit-ups holding paver then mosey back across the field to the start and perform 20 diamond merkins with hands on the paver
          Sit-up reps increase by 2 as the merkin reps decrease by 2 until you’ve done your final 2 merkins reps

          We did the following while waiting for the six:
          SSH x 25 IC
          8-count bodybuilders x 5 OYO
          Flutter kicks until six returned

          Mosey back to flag for flutter kicks x 9 IC, done


          COT

          We read a portion of Psalm 139.  God loves us and knows everything about us.  It’s important to stop looking to the next thing and live in the moment and remember God isn’t so big and impersonal.  


          Moleskin

          The commons is kind of a hike from the memorial.  We had to stop a couple times to “regather.”

          We took the short way home across Apison.  Probably should’ve held hands.


          News

          Check #ironpax channel on slack for updates


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            Labor of Love

            QIC: Sidekick

            Date: 09/02/2019

            PAX: Wuznt me, Clothespin, Best in Show (R), Iron Butt (RX2), Doubtfire, Gaylord, Focker, Whittler, Toucan, Hasbro, FNG-Chipper, Prosciutto, Free Candy, Vsquared, Sunburn (R), Back Pew, Spielberg, Bernie, BMX, FNG-Wally, Uncle Fester, FNG-Semicolon, Fissure, FNG-Thin Mint, Trex, Red Tees, Peanuts, Centerfold, FNG-Tomahawk, Madoff, Escobar, FNG – Router, Threeskin, Mayhem (R), PR, Skitch, early Bird

            AO: Beast Ridge


            Conditions

            70 degerees and humid.  Low hanging Gloom for a 7 AM tee time

            COP

            Best In Show took us out on a mosey followed by a SSH filled warm up.  Included were some crowd faves of St Bernard squats and Fire Hydrants.

            The Thang

            Brisk Mosey to the big Soccer field.  partner up for some Dora. 

            Round 1

            100 Ircans; Full field width run

            Round 2

            80 Box Jumps up the bleachers; 15 yards and Back of Traveling burpees

            Brisk Mosey to the new practice area

            Sidekick’s “What Fall means to me Relay”

            Start out throwing cornhole – Tailgating.  1 pt = 25 Mercans; 2 pt = 20 Mercans; 3 pt= 15 Mercans; 4+ pt = 0 Mercans.  Replace the bags at start.

            Sprint to the Corn – Deer Hunting.  5 Squats with the 40 lb bag of corn (it started out at 40 lbs but was busted on the first run netting in a loss of a few pounds), lunge to the cone, 5 more squats, lunge back, 5 more squats.  Place corn gently on ground – FISSURE.

            Sprint to the Football – College Football; Throw the ball into the bucket.  When you miss, retrieve and throw again form where it stopped.  Repeat until the ball is in the bucket.  Replace the ball back at the start.

            Sprint to the tape toss – Kids Fall Festivals.  Toss the roll of tape into the bucket.  3 attempts, then sprint back to start.

            Intent here was to time and delay the next participant by that amount so that one team would win in the end.  With 40 Pax, this was a pipe dream.  This went to hell quickly.  Props to Vsquared for leading a ton of Mary for the non participants as they waited their turn.

            Mosey back to flag.


            COT

            Labor day, a day to rest and reflect.  We need to reflect on and appreciate what we have.  We also need to understand that these are not the fruits of our labors alone but the grace of God that provides for us.  We can not do these things alone, our achievements are not ours alone to celebrate and our failures are not burdens we bear alone.


            Moleskin

            I was too busying trying to heard cats to hear what all was being said today.  hope everybody had a little beat down and a little fun


            News

            Iron Pax.  Get involved and push yoursef


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              Back & Forth @ The Landfill

              QIC: VSquared

              Date: 08/31/2019

              PAX: Uncle Fester, Candu, She Shed, Money Ball, Peanuts, Song Bird, Head Gasket, Whittler, Free Candy, Prosciutto, Sunburn, Back Pew, Pink Panther, Peach

              AO: Landfill


              Conditions

              Cool and Muggy.


              COP

              1. Warm-Up (@Circle of Sacrifice):
                1. Side Straddle Hop x50 (in cadence)
                2. ‘Mericans x40, hold 6 above ground until ALL finish.
                3. Slide into Updog, hold, slide into Downdog, hold, walk it back.
                4. Imperial Jumpers x30.
                5. Mosey to middle parking lot.

              The Thang

              Sometimes we end up where we think we started, thats how today will start. … One More Time:

              1. Big hill first:
                1. Circuit 1:
                  1. Bear Crawl Up, join last Pax on the way up;
                  2. Indian Run around field;
                  3. Mosey to 1/3 way down, do left side abyss ‘mericans;
                  4. Mosey to 2/3 way down, do right side abyss ‘mericans;
                2. Circuit 2: Lunge Up, etc.
                3. Circuit 3: Burney Sanders Up, etc.
                4. Circuit 4: Prison Break Up, etc.
              2. Pavilion Second:
                1. Dips x20;
                2. Squats x20;
                3. Decline Pushups x20;
                4. Jump Lunges x20 (each leg);
              3. Little hill third:
                1. Circuit 1:
                  1. Bear Crawl Up, join last Pax on the way up;
                  2. No run;
                  3. Mosey to 1/3 way down, do left side abyss ‘mericans;
                  4. Mosey to 2/3 way down, do right side abyss ‘mericans;
                2. Circuit 2: Lunge Up, etc.
                3. Circuit 3: Burney Sanders Up, etc.
                4. Circuit 4: Prison Break Up, etc.
              4. (!!Important!! Modify to reach for COT) Mosey back to upper parking lot where we started.
              5. Circle of Mary, in which ## different HIM called out core based exercises, including mostly good Ol’ core burners.

              COT

              Here is the thing, sometimes when we get into life it can feel like we are just going back and forth. Sometimes you even end up right back where you started. The same car problem, the same job, the same argument with your manager, or kids, or spouse, the same struggle, the same fall, the same guilt and shame and loneliness. Seemingly we are back to where, if we are honest with ourselves, we feared to come back to ever again. Maybe its not the worst loop you have ever experienced, but the same nagging doubt returns of if we’ll ever move or if we’re stuck and doomed to repeat this same story of rise and falling, back and forth.

              See, heres the thing though, your more complex then that, and just because your physical location there are so many more aspects of you to take into consideration. Holistically speaking your not only physical, your emotional, social, intellectual, social, and spiritual – to name a few aspects of the areas in which you have a significance presence and influence.

              I just want to encourage you to take a larger view of yourself, to realize that there is more to the process then what is most tangible. For me that understanding has come through my faith and my study of what the Bible says. Its says I’m more then those tings around me in which I can feel so stuck and fearful, and thats because someone else, Jesus, broke the cycle of back and forth, life to death.

              We are in the same place we started this morning, but your a little better for the trip we took in-between. Both the big trip we took and every little micro repetition you did, up and down, back and forth, that strained you and in the long run gave you a little more confidence, a little more faith that you’d make it up again. Not only that, but those with whom you have been with are a little better, too, and your both better then if you had taken that trip alone.

              What I mean by that is not that you might have been able to workout like this on your own – but even that’s debatable – rather it’s that the other parts of you gained today, too, and we’re most surely assisted in their growth by the men around you.

              So keep engaging. Keep showing up. Keep getting a little better. On top of helping yourself you also helping those around you; true to F3 focus your being built into and building leaders that will impact your community.

              Mission of F3: Plant, grow and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.

              Run off 5 main principles:

              • Are free of charge
              • Are open to all men
              • Are held outdoors, rain or shine, heat or cold
              • Are led by men who participate in the workout in a rotating fashion, with no training or certification necessary
              • End with a Circle of Trust


              BALL OF MAN: Congregation of two or more men in physical contact, usually (but not exclusively) in the prayer that terminates the COT. Abbr: BOM]


              Moleskin

              Some of my best conversations come after being stuck on never ending hills with you guys. Lets keep that up, ‘casue in the end they all do end and I’m at least a little better for it!


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                IronPax ’19 Week 1 @ The Battery

                QIC: WuzntMe

                Date: 9/3/19

                PAX: 9Volt (R), Mrs Baker (R), Deep Dish, John Doe, Clothespin, El Chapo

                AO: The Battery


                Conditions

                Muggy enough to be a pain


                COP

                Quick mosey around the baseball field. Circle up under the lights at The Big Tree
                SSH IC x30
                Don Quixote IC x 15
                Forward Fold IC x 20

                The Thang

                Iron Pax Week One: The Killer Bs
                Broad jump 10 yards:
                10 burpees
                10 Bonnie Blairs
                10 BBS
                Broad Jump 10 yards:
                10 burpees
                10 Bonnie Blairs
                10 BBS
                Broad jump 10 yards:
                10 burpees
                10 Bonnie Blairs
                10 BBS

                Bear crawl back to start. Repeat 5 times for time.


                COT

                Asked Pax for accountability. I’m entering a very difficult season at work, and I don’t want to withdraw from the group. However, that’s my natural reaction. Asked for help, texts, Slack call outs, outright kidnapping at my house if I start to pull away. I need F3 as a stress reliever. Don’t let me get lazy.


                Moleskin

                Pax thoroughly smoked.
                El Chapo and Escobar need to meet.


                News

                Inaugural Tuesday at the Battery.


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                  Iron Pax Thanks

                  QIC: Skitch

                  Date: 09/24/2019

                  PAX: Back Pew, Belly Roll, Callahan, (more) Cowbell, Curfew, Deerjack, Free Candy, Freetime, Hansen, Hobo, Red Tees, Ringwald, Sherlock, Sinai, Sunshine, Uncle Fester

                  AO: Hill City


                  Conditions

                  Muggy. The calendar says fall. The humidity says otherwise.


                  Disclaimer with special provisions for Iron Pax and workout modifications. COT (preshow): Quick thanks for Iron Pax: showed me my strengths and limitations, revealed some new leaders/Q’s, highlighted that normal F3 is more than just the first F.

                  COP

                  SSH x 30 IC

                  Forward fold x 20 IC

                  Imperial Walkers x 15 IC

                  Slow squats x 5 IC

                  Mosey and pick up rocks, mosey to Big Cool Circle.

                  The Thang

                  Iron Pax. Some were doing Iron Pax. Others were doing a Iron Pax, modified.
                  Iron Pax week 4

                  Choose your poison:

                  100 cumulative Merkins and/or Squats

                  100 yard out & back coupon carry

                  100 cumulative Coupon Swings and/or Bonnie Blairs

                  100 yard out & back coupon carry

                  100 cumulative CouponThrusters and/or Traveling Lunge Steps

                  100 yard out & back coupon carry

                  Iron Paxers did 3 rounds for time

                  Other PAX modified with natural coupons and fewer rounds, modifying as appropriate.

                  Time and overtime.


                  COT

                  COT Part II: Thanks for little v. thanks for feast. Two stories in the New Testament that give parallel accounts of Jesus giving thanks over little food.

                  One: feeding of the 5,000 with 5 loaves and 2 fish. Two: at the Last Supper, Jesus gives the bread and wine to his disciples. In both accounts, Jesus “gives thanks” before giving out the food (and drink).

                  Giving thanks where you see little and believe in God’s abundant grace. The phrase “give thanks” as used in those passages is the word eucharisteo (from which the word Eucharist is derived). It means “good grace” or if drawn out “thankful for God’s good grace”. Even in the little, we should acknowledge that God is good and enough and give thanks. Thanks is the antidote for fear and pride. It is the opposite of Adam eating the forbidden fruit in the the garden. It is agreeing that God is good.


                  1st BALL OF MAN: with Ringwald.

                  2nd BALL OF MAN: with Skitch, carried out by Hobo.


                  Moleskin

                  It’s hard to finish on time and all together during Iron Pax. We had 2 Balls of Men. Great compromise for the day. Some love Iron Pax. Some are thankful it is over. As it turns out, rocks and cinder blocks are all heavy and it’s not easy to run with either. Uncle Fester found a good carry hold using his back; I was waiting to see someone carry it on their head, but no one did.


                  News

                  Iron Pax is complete this week. Post those times. Look forward to F3 normal coming in October!


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