Always climbing

QIC: Sunshine

Date: 05/02/2019

PAX: Dirk, Sunburn, Ringwald, Sidekick, Free Candy, Jabooti, Back Pew, Peanuts, Goose, The Count, V2, Skitch, Iron Butt, Money Ball, Laces Out, Blind side

AO: Hill City


Conditions

Brace yourselves, summer is coming… a humid mid-60s with clear skies.


COP

Warmup at the Great Hall

  • Side Straddle Hop x20 in cadence
  • Cotton pickers x10 in cadence
  • Willy Mays Hays x10 in cadence
  • Mountain climbers x 10 in cadence
  • Alternating shoulder taps x 10 in cadence
  • Windmill x 15 in cadence
  • Little baby arm circles – forward x10 in cadence
  • Little baby arm circles – backwards x10 in cadence
  • Seal claps x10 in cadence
  • Moroccan night club x 10 in cadence

Mosey down the river, with a squats stop.

The Thang

Once we reached the big-steps, the fun began.

Climb-Descend-Climb

  • On big steps, 3 incline merkins, then shuffle in plank position, then move up, reversing direction each time
  • At top, reverse for decline merkins
  • Come back up to the top doing same with dips

Mt. Moriama suicide sprints

Everybody loves suicide sprints, so why not do them uphill as well? A walking rest was provided.


COT

On a long climb up, sometimes a down climb is required before you can go up again.


Moleskin

Hopeful for a speedy recovery to Roadhouse. Man of the day is Money Ball, on whom the Golden Glove was bestowed.



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    Circle Of Pain

    QIC: Goose

    Date: 04/30/2019

    PAX: Hobo, Threeskin, Sunshine, She shed, Whittler, Fabio, Skitch, Laces Out, Red Tees, Back Pew, Ringwald, Moneyball, Prosciutto

    AO: Hill City

    Conditions

    Perfect Weather


    COP

    SSHx20

    3rd Grade Exercisex15

    Overtop Hang

    Quad Stretches

    SSHx15

    The Thang

    10 burpees at every other light post around Coolidge Park.

    Mosey to Boob hill. Bear crawl up boob hill, mosey down, 10 merkins X6

    Mosey to other hill

    Bernie Sanders up, mosey down, 15 squats x4

    Mosey back to parking lot


    COT

    ” Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it. ”
    -Charles Swindoll

     

    Remember to respond and not react to daily setbacks and challenges. Most challenges are overcome by simply not letting them change your daily goals and routines.


    Off to a Rocky Saturday

    QIC: Picasso

    Date: 04/27/2019

    PAX: Back Pew, Cowbell,  Fissure, Geek Squad, Hasbro, Iron Butt, Money Ball, Peanuts, Skitch, FNG-Song Bird, Venus

    AO: The Landfill


    Conditions

    Real Nice Clark!


    COP

    SSH x 20 IC

    Imperial Walkers x 15 IC

    Baby Arm Circles x 10 IC , Reverse

    Chinook x 15 IC

    Leg Stretch x 10

    Mountain Climber x 15 IC

    Calve Stretch x 10 seconds, reverse

    Cobra Pose x 10 seconds

    Downward Dog x 10 seconds

    SSH x 10 IC

    The Thang

    Mosey down to the bottom of the landfill

    Wheel of Merkins (one, one, one, one, etc) x 48

    Willy Mayes Hayes x 15

    Wide Legged Forward Fold 

    Xs and Os

    Mosey down to the middle parking lot

    LBCs x 20

    SSH x 20

    Imperial Walkers x 20

    Mosey up the grass knoll

    Grab two softball sized rocks

    Rocked Baby Arm Circles x 10, Reverse

    Rocked Cherry Pickers x 10

    Rocked Chinooks x 10 

    Rocked Shoulder Press x 10

    Rocked Butterfly Press x 10

    Mosey to the rock garden hill

    Grab a decent sized rock

    Hollow body hold while keeping rock held in front of head

    Hollow body hold while keeping rock held up behind head

    Hollow body hold while bench pressing rock

    Hollow body hold with rock behind head, then crunch

    Diamond Merkins on the rock

    Mosey to the bathroom rock garden

    Grab a grapefruit sized rock

    Wall sits and hold rock out

    Wall sit and lift rock up and down

    Mosey to the love shack

    Indian Run once around the field

    MARY

    LBC x 20

    Box Cutter x 20

    Flutter Kicks x 20

    Hollow Body Hold x 20

    Plank x 10

    Cobra Pose 

    Downward Dog

    Forward Fold


    COT

    Remember to recover. It’s just as important to have good recovery than the workout itself. Without recovery, the art is lost – Picasso

    CIRCLE OF TRUST
    BALL OF MAN


    Moleskin

    Wow, so much mumble chatter.

    • We learned that Geek Squad has an alien growing in his abdomen region. 
    • Iron Butt had a great few jokes about rocks, stones, pebbles and the male crotchal region.  
    • Venus lead us in a Chinook workout to burn some extra energy
    • Picasso let Hasbro and Fissure know that he now has a big green tractor he bought from his father

    News

    GoRuck Chattanooga Tough and Light is the weekend of May 4th. May the 4th be with all who is doing the events.


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      Mayday (05/01)

      QIC: WuzntMe

      Date: 05/01/2019

      PAX: 9Volt, Deep Dish, Fastlane, Sidewinder

      AO: The Battery


      Conditions

      Dark, muggy, warm enough


      COP

      Quick mosey (9Volt expressed surprise it wasn’t an Indian Run, so an audible was called to accommodate his request) from the flags down the greenway, hanging a left at the dog park. Picked up Threeskin’s Cookie Jar (bucket with ~30 lbs of gravel) on the return, and took it for a run, passing it to end of pax and continuing the Indian Run up Hell Hill. DeepDish sprinted up the hill with it. 

      Dropped off Cookie Jar, circled up at pool parking lot. 

      SSH IC x25

      Burpees OYOx5

      SSH ICx 21

      Willie Mays Hayes ICx21

      Randy:

      LBAC ICx21

      Reverse LBAC ICx21

      Moroccan night clubs ICx21

      Recover

      Don Quixotes ICx21

      Tonya Hardings x5, each leg (stand on one leg, pull knee towards ribs and hold). 

      Wall sit and pass the Cookie Jar two full turns. 

      The Thang

      Blackjack with complete merkins on one end, threeways on the other. 
      Complete merkin is a regular pushup, up into a Carolina Dry Dock. Threeway is a BB sit up, into a reverse crunch, finishing with a hello Dolly. Rinse, repeat. 

      Started with 1/20, running across parking lot between exercises. Pax waiting for six at ab station held Cobra pose instead of plank. 

      Due to time, audible was called at 10/11 to convert to regular merkins and big boy situps. We got to 17/4 before two minute warning. 

      Wall sit while passing Cookie Jar for two minutes. 

      Time. 


      COT

      CIRCLE OF TRUST: 

      A buddy of mine reached out to me recently and told me about how depressed and lonely he is. We talked for a while (and have breakfast plans), but he’s not at all the kind of guy you would expect this out of. Male loneliness is real, even if we’re surrounded by people, and you never know who is struggling. Take a few moments to affirm someone else today, even if it’s just a hand on a shoulder. You never know whose life you may save. 

      And yes, the EH is in process. 

      BALL OF MAN: prayers for Fastlane’s GiL, and his daughter who is finishing high school. Yikes. Fastlane led us out. 


      Moleskin

      Sidewinder bestowed title of Honorary Old Guy to YHC, which at the Battery is a righteous honor. I’m not above calling for respect at other AOs.

      Situps on asphalt suck. Not a single 10 count was requested, though we were all pretty well smoked. Situps on asphalt suck. I know I wrote it twice. 


      News

      Mrs Baker is on Saturday, and his VQ was brutal. As summer starts, it’ll be harder and harder to commit to Saturday mornings, but we need to keep at it. 


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        Uncle Dirty MacDeuce

        QIC: Mr. Clean

        Date: 04/29/2019

        PAX: Fissure, Geek Squad, Hasbro, Lugnut, Milkman, Radiohead, Truck Yeah, U-Turn

        AO: The Huey


        Conditions

        Clear Skies. Cool and brisk. Perfect day for a sweaty beat down! 


        COP

        SSH x16 IC

        Flutter Kicks x8 IC

        SSH x14 IC

        Flutter Kicks x6 IC

        SSH x12 IC

        Flutter Kicks x4 IC

        SSH x10 IC

        Flutter Kicks x2 IC

        The Thang

        YHC spent the past week out of the Gloom (horrible times) and came back today to Q (super rewarding times).  GrowRuck is coming and August and frankly, YHC is super pumped about it!! Well, Uncle is one of the Q’s for the weekend.  YHC reached out to Dark Helmet, Slaughter, and him to get their favorite routines.  Heard from him first, so The Dirty MacDeuce it is!


        Dirty MacDeuce

        Round 1

        Merkins x12 IC

        Flutter Kicks x12 IC

        Squats x12 IC

        Run 200M

        Round 2

        Incline Merkins x12 IC

        Calf Raises x12 IC

        Leg Raises x12 IC

        Run 200M

        Round 3

        Pull-Ups/Inverted Rows x12 OYO

        Plank x12 IC

        Squats x12 IC

        Run 200M

        Round 4

        Derkins x12 IC

        LBCs x12 IC

        Step-Ups x12 OYO

        Dora

        50-Merkins

        75-BBSU

        150- Monkey Humpers


        COT

        Missing a week sucks. Plain and simple.  Try not to miss a week of the Gloom.  Why? Glad you asked? Greater bonds meld within a team in adverse conditions.  Embracing the Suck in the Gloom should produce, at least in some form, a little love for your Brothers in F3.  The way you make sure of that…show up.


        Moleskin

        YHC did not catch a lot of the MC this morning…guess the Qdrenaline was strong.

        Truck Yeah was impressed YHC did not have his Weinke 

        Fissure assured everyone he will spread the love if given Almond Joys

        YHC’s calf raises were mistaken as Monkey Humpers

        Hasbro is continuing to work on his Situational Awareness

        Geek Squad is continuing to mentor Hasbro in his Situational Awareness

        “GrowRuck is kinda like what did this morning, but just a little harder” — Fissure


        News

        At least 5 confirmed HIM in the GoRuck Tough on Friday night. 

        At least 2 confirmed HIM in the GoRuck Light on Saturday.

        GrowRuck August 23-25!!!!!!! Sign-Up! 


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          3skn’s MURPH prep

          QIC: threeskin

          Date: 04/29/2019

          PAX: Fastlane, Peanuts, Sidekick

          AO: Beast Ridge


          Conditions

          The Best Ever…  Signs of dawns early light. 

          Disclaimer

          This might hurt.   Its pretty difficult.   Shake it, but don’t break it. 

          COP

          ALL exercises are x 10
          SSHs IC
          Little Baby Arm 
          Circles IC
          Willie Mays Hays IC
          Military Press IC
          Forward Fold
          SSHs IC

          The Thang

          Convergence Coming up so lets get ready to rep the beast!
          Memorial Day Murph Prep

          MURPH = 1 mile then 100 pull ups, 200 Merkins, 300 Squats then 1 more mile

          Run to the Snack Pavilion: get there asap and start the workout
          – 5 Merkins and 10 Squats until the SIX is in and completes two rounds

          Run to the Playground: get there asap and start the workout
          – 5 Pull Ups, 10 Merkins and 15 Squats until the SIX is in and completes two rounds

          Run to the Snack Pavilion: get there asap and start the workout
          – 5 Merkins and 10 Squats until the SIX is in and completes two rounds

          Run to the Fastlane’s Love Shack: get there asap and start the workout
          – 10 Merkins and 15 Squats until the SIX is in and completes two rounds

          Run to the Snack Pavilion: get there asap and start the workout
          – 5 Merkins and 10 Squats until the SIX is in and completes two rounds

          Run to the Playground: get there asap and start the workout
          – 5 Pull Ups, 10 Merkins and 15 Squats until the SIX is in and completes two rounds

          Mosey to the Parking Lot: Mary if there is time
          Pickle Pointers and Pretzel Crunches


          COT

          Take a risk! Get out of your comfort zone and learn something.  You came F3 and now know that it was worth it.  Imagine what you could be missing.  


          Moleskin

          Peanuts is a fan of conversion vans.

          Sidekick may have put in an offer on a VW van.

          Fastlane left the lights on for us. 


          News

          Memorial Day Convergence – The Dame


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            What’s Your CMU’s Name WuzntMe?

            QIC: Sidewinder (Respect)
            Date: 04/27/2019
            PAX: Bubbles (Respect), Deep Dish, Fastlane, Mrs. Baker (Respect), Mustang, Rhythm, Schnitzel (Respect), Rug Doctor (Respect), Transplant (Respect), WuzntMe
            AO: The Battery


            Conditions

            Clear and 41°F


            COP

            Disclaimer and then a respectable mosey down the Greenway and back to the flags.
            Good Mornings IC x 15
            Willie Mayes Hayes IC x 15
            Little Baby Arm Circles (Forward and Reverse) IC x 15
            Imperial Walkers IC x 15
            SSH IC x 15
            Mosey to Sidewinder’s truck to pick up your date for the morning (CMU).

            The Thang

            The PAX was informed that we would be going on a date with our very own CMU (some of us chose to giver our date’s names – WuzntMe “Grace Anne”, Rug Doctor “Shirley”.  We took our date to the first lamp post we came to on the Greenway.
            The PAX then moseyed with their CMU out to the 11th lamp post.
            First Round – Merkins 11, 10, 9, 8, etc. for a total of 66 Merkins.
            Moseyed back to the 11th lamp post.
            Second Round – Overhead Press with CMU 11, 10, 9, 8, etc. for a total of 66 Merkins.
            Moseyed back to the 11th lamp post.
            Third Round – Big Boy Sit-ups 11, 10, 9, 8, etc. for a total of 66 Merkins.
            Moseyed back to the 11th lamp post.
            Fourth Round – Dealer’s Choice (Some chose burpees, some squats with CMU, etc.) for a total of 66.
            Ran out of time at the end of the Fourth Round so we didn’t get Mary in but there was plenty of planking waiting on the Six to come in.


            COT

            CIRCLE OF TRUST: “It’s about the man next to you, and NO MAN gets left behind.  One of our PAX had been MIA for a few weeks and Sidewinder dropped by his place of employment this past week just to make sure he was ok.  The PAX member had been working long hours and weekends and turned out to be fine, but was humbled that Sidewinder cared enough to go check on him (the PAX member showed up today).  We are our Brother’s keeper and we can all learn a lesson from Sidewinder’s concern.  No man left behind not only applies during a work-out, but it also applies when a Brother goes MIA.  As men we’re awful at letting other’s know when we need each other, don’t hesitate in reaching out to those who we haven’t seen in a while.  You may never know what it will mean to that PAX member.
            BALL OF MAN: Continued prayers for Fastlane’s wife’s Grandmother who has suffered another mini-stroke and as they provide care for her.  Schnitzel’s friend who has been diagnosed with Stage 4 Cancer and Transplant’s family member who is also battling cancer.


            Moleskin

            Mustang broke up with his girlfriend at the end of the work-out (dropped his CMU and it broke).  There was supposed to be a burpee penalty but he was so heartbroken that the PAX had mercy on him.  WuzntMe was eager to get home to entertain his family members, but I’ll bet he didn’t tell his M about Grace Anne.


            News

            Black Ops – Monday afternoon at The Battery with Mrs. Baker.  Black Ops – Friday morning at Veteran’s Park in Ooltewah.  Don’t forget “Murph” at The Battery the Saturday before Memorial Day.


            F3 101

            QIC: Sidekick

            Date: 05/10/2019

            PAX: Mrs. Baker, 9 Volt, Wuzntme, FNG-Woody

            AO: Collegedale


            Conditions

            68 and damp but no rain


            COP

            Disclaimer for the FNG and some brief description on what we were doing.

            SSH ICX20; Slow Squats ICX15; Willie Mays Hays ICX12; Mercans ICX10; Arm Circles ICX10; Reverse ICX10; Shoulder Press ICX10; Forward Fold ICX15

            Mosey to the PoPo Staion parking lot (Under Talladega Super Speedway)

            The Thang

            More of what F3 is about and what an FNG might see/do at an AO.

            4 Corners

            Corner 1 

            25 Squats OYO; Traveling Burpees to next

            Corner 2

            Mountain Climbers ICX20; Bernie Sanders to next

            Corner 3

            Wide Squats ICX12; Traveling Burpees to next

            Corner 4

            Seal Claps ICX20; Sprint back to Corner 1

            Mosey to the luscious turf behind the pavilion

            Dora

            Partner up. 

            Round 1

            Partner #1 will be doing Mercans; Partner 2 will run to the gravel road and back.  Switch. Repeat to 100 Mercans 

            Round 2

            Partner #1 will be doing squats; Partner 2 will be running a lap around the awesome structure of glass and wood.  Switch.  Repeat to 250 squats.

            Mosey back to the flag for a little intro to Mary

            Pretzel crunch ICX10 per side; Dying cockroach ICX12; Hello Dolly ICX15; and no FNG is truly ready until… Pickle Pounders ICX15 with eye contact.

            Time


            COT

            We talked alot about what F3 is and why it is awesome.  Talked about the other AOs, future for Collegedale and it proximity to the Battery and Beast Ridge. Hint Hint


            Moleskin

            Welcome Woody.  We had a hard time naming Woody because nobody wants to be too mean but not too nice either.  Michigan guy, so we went with Woody for Woody Hayes, OSU legend.  It was not because he showed up to the workout a bit excited, despite what rumors may come out.


            News

            Murph at the Dame on Memorial Day


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              QIC: Co-Q (Threeskin, Sidekick)

              Date: 04/26/2019

              PAX: Peanuts, Mrs. Baker, Wuznt’ Me, Fast Lane, Threeskin, Sidekick

              AO: Collegedale


              Conditions

              61 and Raining – ish

              COP

              We warmed up sufficiently with a round robin pick yo poison

              The Thang

              Incorporated the 40 lb bags of Deer Corn this morning with a Dora of Incline Curb Mercans, Corn bag squats and a lap around the Stripper Mall.  Two teams of 3.

              Round 2 was not really a Dora.  Still two teams of 3, all 3 members lunging forward, one with the corn on their back.  We went about 20 yds, then switched the corn to a second teammate who lunged with the corn until the last corn toter ran a lap around the stripper mall.  Then handed off to the third member, second member ran his lap, etc.  Did this until we lapped the Stripper mall with lunges.  Kind of like a corn totin lungin injun run.

              Mosey across Talladega super speedway to the playground and mixed in some lat rows, swing assisted knee pull in ab exercises, pushes ups on Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo.  Mosey back to the flag for some pretzel crunches.  Time


              COT

              Talked today about laying out the plan for the AO.  Looks like we will focus on Fridays for now, evaluate as it grows.  TWSS


              Moleskin

              Good time had by all today.  Nice to be back at it after 3 days off.  Whoever that was that called Monkey Humpers, we will be talking tomorrow.


              News

              Non ya.  This is Black Ops Baby


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                Eggs-ercise: Truck Yeah VQ (04/22)

                QIC: Truck Yeah

                Date: 04/22/2019

                PAX: Hasbro, GeekSquad, U-Turn, Duck Tales, SheShed

                AO: The Huey


                Conditions

                Balmy, perfect temperature for an Easter-themed beatdown


                COP

                Side Straddle Hop x 15
                Imperial Walker x 15
                Willy Mays Hays x 15
                Finkle Swings (10 each side)
                3rd grade exercises/cotton pickers x 15
                Arm exercises
                     Forward circles x 12
                     Backward circles x 12
                     Morocan nightclub x 12
                     Overhead press x 12
                     Seal claps x 12
                Windmill x 15
                Wave of Merkins – 5 reps total

                The Thang

                Dora 
                1.  Long jumps (aka “bunny hops” during Easter season) and 50 stretch & reach’s (PAX is on hands and knees and stretches opposite arms and legs at the same time).
                2.  Duckling walks and 100 flutter kicks.  

                Rob the Nest
                2 teams lined up on opposite ends of parking lot with buckets of Easter eggs in the center of the lot.  1 PAX ran into the center to retrieve an egg containing a surprise workout (lunges, squats, burpees, 8-count body builders, LBC’s, big boy sit-ups, pickle pounders, pickle pointers, etc.) while the rest of the team held a plank.  After the exercise was completed, another PAX ran into the center to retrieve another egg until all eggs were gone from the bucket.  

                Marys

                Canoe – 30 seconds
                Alphabet


                COT

                Shared the importance of evaluating priorities and determining what is important when setting goals.  Commitments and expenditures of resources such as time, money, and energy should reflect our priorities and goals.  Sometimes, that may mean backing away from commitments that do not align with our priorities and pursuing opportunities that will result in personal development and accomplishment of our goals.  


                Moleskin

                Easter dinners the night before triggered dangerous tailwinds from multiple PAX’s.  


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