Don’t Be Skerrd

QIC: Prosciutto

Date: 06/27/2020

PAX: Blue, Bumblebee, Burrito, Gusher, Pound Dog, Recycle

AO: Reformation


Conditions

66 degrees and time was on our side


COP

Warm up lap around the Reformed Presybterian Church
*Note: Instead of rep counts, we just let Burrito talk and talk. Between the endless banter, there were slight pauses. That signified a change in exercise. The man has a gift like I have never seen. He also has embraced it. His dolphin has met his daffodil. (#D2X)

SSH
William Mayferrington Hayesworth, III’s
Right leg over Left stretch
Left leg over Right stretch
Baby Arm Circles Fwd/Bkwd
Baby Ray Lewis’ (noone died)
Each man grabbed two blocks (for themselves), and we walked down the hill of gratitude. Cones were lined up along the road.

Stopped at each cone:
20 Shrugs

Once we arrived at the bottom it was time for the first part of the “Thang”.

The Thang

Parter up in 3’s and AMRAP with accountable planking partners
For one minute:
1 Pax performs Merkins as many times as possible in a minute; Accountability partner counts reps and planks for said minute. FLAPJACK

1 Pax performs BBSU as many times as possible in a minute; Accountability partner counts reps and planks for said minute. FLAPJACK

Derived from the GoRuck Jerome Gonzalez WOD, named after a Ruck Participant whom tragically died during the Joe Warner Bragg Heavy on February 17, 2018.

The Setup:
1) Partners split up, 1 group runs to bottom of the hill of gratitude, blocks remain at the first stop/cone; Other group walks to top of hill with blocks – this signifies the “end point”
2) Group at bottom of hill runs to first cone performs 10 burpees. Grab blocks, farmer carry to 2nd cone for 10 burpees, farmer carry blocks to third cone for 10 more burpees
4) Meanwhile, group at top of hill performs endless rounds of 10 Flutter Kicks, 10 Mercurial Freddie’s, 10 Little Baby Crunch’s
5) When burpee/hill group arrives at top, switch

2 Rounds was all the time we had for today

1-Ten count

Pax circle up; Should press/Overhead coupon holds and ascending reps around the circle. Stop at 5 reps

Still in circle, Pax do 5 shrugs going around the circle, with 5 second hold at the top on final rep. 2 rounds.


COT

Randomly and anecdotally, I asked each of the pax their thoughts on the hill. Asking specifically, “do you like this hill?”, “Do you hate this hill?”, “What do you hate about it?”. Most agreed, the hill was no fun/difficult/sucked. To my surprise, one pax said, “I love it”… This guy gets it. Aye – Bumblebee! Typical Rucker attitude, ’embracing the suck’

So I’ve learned, the things that we sometimes hate the most are the ones that give us the greatest challenge and reward. We likely see the negative before the positive.

A few weeks back YHC was thrust into a new role at work. A surprise to me and I was not given much time to process it. Over the ensuing days, I wrestled with the new change. It would be more responsibility, longer hours, more time away from family, out of my comfort zone, etc.  Why these feelings of negativity, though? It was a great opportunity, right?

I pondered and thought more on it. The reason it was not favorable (at the outset) to me was because it scared me, it was difficult, how would I succeed, what does success even look like? So many questions. But, alas, the root of the question and the issue was found.

We see obstacles sometimes in fear. We see a hill and worry about the climb, fears creep in like – “can I run this thing?”….  “will it hurt?…” and then convincingly you tell yourself, “it will hurt”. “Will I slow the group down?”. No one wants that kind of negative accountability.

The thought process is very consuming. But, flip the perspective, and the challenge becomes a gracious opportunity.

The hill, even as a challenge, will make you better. Yes, it will make you hurt, but it will make you stronger. That new job/role at work, will stretch your limits and give you a chance to improve/accelerate in your career; offer you a chance to practice your leadership of others and give someone else a chance to be challenged and an opportunity at success. See the difference in the mentality? The perspective.

A reward lies on the other side of every obstacle. Embrace the challenge.  How have you been challenged today, this week, this month? Think better of it. See the positive.


Moleskin

  • We’ve been over this, I’m an idiot. I entered the burpee total wrong (280) this morning and Gusher picks up my six – texts me and asks if I thought that was the right number of burpees (he knew it wasn’t; what a kind and graceful line of questioning). As I opined on his suggestion, I realize, yep, I was 210 burpees off. He then gives me this wonderful explanation of how we arrive at our number from this morning (this was not planned on my behalf).
    • So, each guy did 70 burpees. 7 PAX were there…. 70 x 7 = 490 burpees
    • He tells me that biblically:
      • ’70 x 7 has significance. The Lord said, that’s the number of times we ought to give one another.  Not limited to 490, however. We have a literary device to instruct us to forgive innumerably.’
      • ‘7 Pax. Seven is the number of perfection’
  • Gusher = High Impact; thank you brother
  • It’s fun to hear Recycle regale us of his tales in the Marines Army.  Ranger school and all…
  • 2 Blocks > 1 Block
  • The workout we did today was a memorial WOD – turns out Bumblebee was at the event! His account of the experience was incredible. Grateful to have heard that.
  • I asked the pax, “which is the densest muscle in your body?; hint: it’s a lower body extremity”.. their answer was equally not surprising and amusing. 

News

July 4th Convergence at Battlefield / Also – Battlefield official Launch. Be there, or be squared


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    Peace be with You

    QIC:  Prosciutto

    Date: 03/23/2020

    PAX: Best In Show, Candu, Clothespin, Ducktales, Escobar, Fissure, Gecko, Gusher, Holy Kiss, Mayhem, Peanuts, Threeskin

    AO: Virtual


    Conditions

    Virtual Reality conditions in effect. Beware of your virtual surroundings, phishing, viruses and bugs


    COP

    SSH, Good Mornings, Willy Mays Hayes, SSH, Arm Circles, Ray Lewis


    The Thang

    Super 1: (Legs)

    • Wall Sit for time (1 min)
    • Smurf Jacks x 15 OYO
    • John McCains w/ coupon x 15 OYO
    • Squats w/ coupon x 20 OYO
    • Bonnie Blairs x 20 OYO
    • 10 Burpees

      >1 minute out and back run

    Super 2: (Cardio)

    • High Knees for time (1 min)
    • Mtn Climbers x 15 OYO (count one leg)
    • Plank Jacks x 15 OYO
    • Wide High Knees x 15 OYO
    • SSH x 15 OYO
    • 10 Burpees (two Merkins)

      >1 minute out and back run

    Super 3: (Arms)

    • Curls w/ coupon x 20 OYO
    • Overhead Press w/ coupon x 15 OYO
    • Tricep Extension w/ coupon x 20 OYO
    • Incline Merkin x 15 OYO
    • Decline Merkin x 15 OYO
    • Makhtar N’Diayes x 10 OYO
    • 10 burpees

      >1 minute out and back run

    Super 4: (Core)

    • Flutter kicks w/ Coupon overhead x 12 IC
    • American Hammers w/ Coupon x 12 IC
    • Left Plank for time (1 min)
    • Right Plank for time (1 min)
    • Side Bend (L/R) with coupon/weight x 12 OYO
    • 10 burpees (two Merkins)

      >1 minute out and back run

    Super 5: (Birthing)

    • Outer Leg Raise (L/R) x 25 OYO
    • Fire Hydrants (L/R) x 15 OYO
    • In and Outs x 15 OYO
    • Pickle Pounders x 15 OYO

      >1 minute out and back run


    COT

    Matthew 5:9
    Blessed are the Peacemakers, for they will be called the Sons of God.

    This past week’s sermon from Father/Pastor Blindside (Same) Greer highlighted this verse and he did a much better job explaining. Obviously – the verse and his message – it was poignant and applicable in this time of our lives given the current events. Everyone’s life has changed. Everyone has changed their normal routine and everyone is accepting this differently. Some are scared, some are timid, some are angry…

    One thing I’ve noticed is the way others seem to be treating one another out in public. It no longer feels like the South, where folks often give a friendly nod or a “Hows your day?”, holding doors open.

    I know that in our daily lives we are all being instructed to distance ourselves which causes us to sometimes see others as a threat. During these times, we should embrace this and become peacemakers in our routines. Even more than ever, should we go out of our way to offer a ‘Hello’ or even just a friendly gesture. If you just ask someone how you can help, that often times translates into a peace-offering. That’s simple and something we can all try to focus on every day, but especially in these days.

    Another something Blindside said this past weekend that really stuck with me, “Troubling times and Opportunity often run on parallel tracks”, like in the sense you might think of two trains running parallel. While the Hamill rd Train crossing doesn’t have an exit or overpass, in life we do. Seek opportunity through Peace.


    Moleskin

    • Shirtless = Magical
      • Ducktales = Mike Holtzhower
        • Shirtless Ducktales = Magic Mike
          • Any questions?
    • Good thing Mayhem isn’t in full stereo in all workouts; mid-thang sounded like the emphysema was starting to set in
    • Virtual beatdowns are weird, but effective
    • Some guys have early 2000 model Champagne Hondas in their garage, some have Land Rovers; F3 spans all things great and small

    News

    Noting the above comment about chaotic times and opportunity, encouraged me. I knew I was missing F3 in my life and thought others might feel the same.

    Trouble – F3 has been suspended
    Opportunity – Virtual AOs

    Check preblasts and slack and get involved. SYITG


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      We Voted Today

      QIC:  Prosciutto and Burrito

      Date: 03/03/2020

      PAX: Burrito, Ducktales, Friar Tuck (Respect), Gusher, Holy Kiss

      AO: Smackdown


      Conditions

      mid-50’s and humid; rain held off so that we could do our cultish things

      Substi-Q this morning because our HIM Q had to tend to trauma at the hospital; Burrito and Prosciutto at the helm


      COP

      Burrito handled the warm-up in Whittler’s absence

      Ankle/knee-poppers (Willie Mays Hays)
      Cult Straddle Hops
      Cultish Night Clubs (Moroccan)
      Cult-Classic Ray Lewis
      Cult Fold (Forward)
      Cult Following – Easy lap around the quarter-mile track (which is almost a quarter mile; almost)


      The Thang

      In honour of Super Tuesday, the Pax were given a choice (nay, a ‘vote’) on option 1 or option 2. Adhering to democratic ways, all ballots were placed by show of hands for transparency’s sake … no paper ballots or re-counts necessary… As they say, “Democracy Rules”

      Democratic Burpicide
      Two end points set **roughly ~23 Yards apart; Dora with partners
      Pax A performs called exercise while….
      Pax B runs to the end point, Performs 1 burpee, back to start, Run to end point, 2 Burpees, back to start and run to end point once more for 3 burpees
      -Flapjack-
      100 – Merkins
      200 – LBC
      300 – Squats
      400 – SSH

      “The establishment of universal male suffrage in France in 1848 was an important milestone in the history of democracy. “
      Thank you France
      The Pax were spent from the Democratic Burpicide. As we made our way moseying to the bleachers from the track, we had to have 3 10-counts. So, we had to make up for it. Because Democracy.
      French Dips x 5 / man IC x 2 rounds
      Raccoon walk down and back
      Toe Merkins x 10 or 12 (?) IC
      French Dips x 5 / man IC x 1 round

      _1.25 Minutes of Mary_


      COT

      Scott Simmons provided a nice summary of his time spent reading Exodus to his daughters.

      Mental Health Awareness day coming up March 27th. Be a shining light, a positive example and a pillar of suport to another man (Shield Lock); you may or may not know what they’re dealing with – you might be their only saving grace.


      Moleskin

      • Ducktales met YHC at home to catch a ride to startex from his 4:30am Ruck. This was unplanned. Was he waiting on me? Was he spying? Was he fertilizing my yard? My neighbors yard? Yes. to all these things.
      • When you make your own cd’s, they’re like moments frozen in time that pay dividends at a later time; Thank you “Rap 2” and Jay-Z
      • David Copperfield apparently used Burrito in his performance once. Even he could not make him disappear.
      • Speaking of Las Vegas, there are naked women there.
      • **Ask Friar Tuck about the distance between two points. It’s likely he’s pretty spot-on with distance, wind speed/direction and barometric pressure. And he’ll aim at you if you bad mouth Ole Miss.
      • We need to give Raccoons more respect than they get for the way they walk.

      News

      It’s raining cats and dogs.


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        Choose your Words Wisely

        QIC: Prosciutto

        Date: 01/28/2020

        PAX: Whittler, Pomade, Pediasure, Laces Out (Respect), Holy Kiss, Gusher, Gecko, Friar Tuck

        AO: Smackdown


        Conditions

        “What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.”
        – John Steinbeck


        COP

        SSH x 15 IC
        BIG Arm Circles x 10 IC
        Squats x 10 IC
        SSH x 15 IC
        Reverse BIG Arm Circles x 10 IC
        Memphis Mommy Makers x 7 or ??? 8-count Cadence is troubling
        Monkey Humpers x 10 IC
        Burpees x 10 OYO
        SSH x 15 IC


        The Thang

        YHC had burpee goals for the PAX, but the PAX was not aware of such goals.
        SPARTAN RUN (with – of course – Burpees)
        A simple, yet effective movement.

        Sprint/Jailbreak from one side of the track to the other (~50 yards)
        Burpee (10) OYO
        Walk back locked in arms like a team of Spartan warriors.

        Repeat 4 times

        A couple ten count’s and then we got on with it..
        Lieutenant Dan’s
        1:4 Ratio of Box Jumps : Lunges
        We were reminded to be thankful of our legs, because, “Lt. Dan ain’t got no legs”

        Of course, with the legs properly warmed up, it was time to return to original programming
        SPARTAN RUN (again with Burpees)
        4 more rounds

        Circle up around flag for a few minutes of Mary
        LBC
        Flutter Kick
        1 Minute plank hold

        Endex.


        COT

        Proverbs 15
        A gentle answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger.
        The tongue of the wise adorns knowledge, but the mouth of the fool gushes folly.
        The eyes of the Lord are everywhere, keeping watch on the wicked and the good.
        The soothing tongue is a tree of life, but a perverse tongue crushes the spirit.

        A friend recently explained this verse to me and it opened my eyes then. Then, just yesterday I heard two accounts of people especially close to me receiving unkind and unfair criticism with harsh words. With some reflection, I thought about it more. Words are something each of us get to use each day, and it’s a decision each of us get to make each day, and it’s a conscious decision to determine the integrity and character in those words. Every moment of every day we have an opportunity to build or tear others down. You never will know the magnitude of your words, especially if they’re unkind or unfair. The way you speak to others is an example that you’re setting for those who look to you as a role model or a leader. No pressure. Choose wisely.


        Moleskin

        It was quiet and serene especially because the jailbreaks seemed to have no end. But, we all knew better, the quiet and calm was due to no Burrito.

        There was an unspoken goal of 100 burpees per man, and we attained the goal; without any complaints

        This is a great group of dudes, I don’t get to say that enough, so I’ll mention it here. Extremely proud of these men and their pursuit of betterment within themselves and the encouragement provided to the other pax. It’s an honor to spend my mornings with you guys.


        News

        No News represented today.


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          Don’t Hold Back

          QIC:  Prosciutto

          Date: 12/26/2019

          PAX: Bumblebee, Burrito, The Count, Gusher, Whittler

          AO: Smackdown


          Conditions

          mid-40s, day after Christmas and no sign or promise of snow anywhere. Spring blooms will soon be here.


          COP

          A few weird running laps and then a jail break to the flag…to be discussed later

          SSH
          High Knees
          Butt Kickers
          Forward Fold
          Inch Worm
          Squats


          The Thang

          FiA is creative…
          3 Rounds of different Burpees and Assortment
          1 – Superman Burpee / LBC / Fire Hydrant
          2 – Star Jump Burpee / BBSU / Parker Peter
          3 – Plank Jack Burpee / Leg Raise / Superman (Hold)

          Wall Sit Superset
          Grab a wall sit and perform these three rounds
          1 – Muhammad Ali / Joe Frasier / Ray Lewis IC / Smurf Jacks IC
          2 – Muhammad Ali / Joe Frasier / Bus Drivers IC / Smurf Jacks IC
          3 – Muhammad Ali / Joe Frasier IC / Smurf Jacks IC

          Stairway Beast
          6 of each exercise all the way through each round
          1 – Bleacher Box Jump / Squats x 6
          2 – Bleacher Box Jump / Lunge x 6 (each leg)
          3 – Bleacher Box Jump / Jump Squat x 6

          Repeat 4x

          Pull Ups and Burpees
          Count off Pax for order; Each Pax takes a turn at the pull up bars
          The amount of pull ups the man of purpose takes, the pax reply with that same number in burpees.

          All total for this round- 6 guys performed 40 pull-ups and burpees collectively. We did the math.


          COT

          Saw a great clip of Nick Saban addressing his team at practice after his players had just run 5 sprints, he said this,
          “I just have one question… If you run your last sprint faster than your other five, what’s holding you back?? Your talent is your greatest nemesis when it comes to your mindset. Especially the young guys here who have talent. You’ve always been the best player on your team. And now all the sudden you’ve gotta pay attention to detail and compete with people, you don’t really know how. So, you can learn how! It’s a choice, it’s a decision that everybody can make. Don’t let your talent be your nemesis.”


          Moleskin

          • The message I had in mind to share in the COT drove my desire to see how everyone would respond to the request to jail break at the beginning of the workout when we were fresh out of the fartsack…to test our nemesis.
          • Burrito ran extra credit sprints because he knew he could do better
          • Peanut butter M&Ms don’t make you better in the gloom
          • Mom jokes just before the prayer are… awkward. It felt right with Burrito and Whittler there. Don’t let yourself be fooled.
          • The Count is awesome; he’s a baaaad mother rucker

          News

          Annual end of year Christmas Party 1/13; #gloomies channel on slack for more detail


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            Burrito Sings the 12 Days of Christmas

            QIC: Co-Q (Whittler & Prosciutto)

            Date: 12/12/2019

            PAX:Blindside, Burrito, Curd, Friar Tuck, Gusher, Holy Kiss, Laces Out (Respect), Newport, Prosciutto, Whittler

            AO: SMACkdown


            Conditions

            29 degrees and snow laying around still taunting us. More on the moon phase, later…


            COP

            Warm up lap commenced

            10 Imperial walkers, 1 8C BB

            20 3rd grade exercises, 10 IW, 2 8CBB

            30 arm circles, 20 TGE, 10 IW, 3 8CBB

            40 SSH


            The Thang

            It being December 12th, it made a little sense to just go with it; after each set, race around the bleachers and back to startex; Al Gore for six. Long Slow Squats were in cadence.
            12 Days of Christmas
            1 Worst Merkins Ever
            2 Pull Ups
            3 Donkey Kicks
            4 Mountain Climbers
            5 Long Slow Squats (even though Burrito insisted Deep Slow Squats)
            6 Burpees (aka “Boys of Burpin'” – aye, Burrito)
            7 Plank Jacks
            8 Flutter Kicks
            9 Carolina Dry Docks
            10 LBC
            11 Monkey Humpers
            12 Shoulder Taps


            COT

            Every December, my family and I read a chapter of Luke each night leading up to Christmas. Last night we were reading Luke chapter 9 and this jumped out to me. Luke 9: 57-62

            Following Jesus
            57 They were all going along the road. Someone said to Jesus, “I will follow you any place you go.” 58 Jesus answered, “The foxes have holes to live in. The birds have nests to live in. But the Son of Man has no place to rest his head.”59 Jesus said to another man, “Follow me!” But the man said, “Lord, first let me go and bury my father.”60 But Jesus said to him, “Let the people who are dead bury their own dead! You must go and tell about the kingdom of God.”61 Another man said, “I will follow you, Lord, but first let me go and say good-bye to my family.”62 Jesus said, “Anyone who begins to plow a field but keeps looking back is of no use in the kingdom of God.”


            Prosciutto Hot Take:

            Too often, we tend to put other things, worldy things, in front of what’s most important. The Christmas holiday, and the commercialization thereof, is such an aversion and disruptor to what we ought to be doing instead; focusing and serving your creator FIRST and above ALL things.


            Moleskin

            • There’s just something about 10 and Smackdown… Guys randomly drop-out willy nilly but we always end up scratching a 10 each Tues/Thurs; except sometimes.
            • Burrito has a great memory; kept us all on track by singing each of the exercises
            • About Burrito’s singing voice, “You have the voice of an angel. I mean, it’s like Fergie meets Jesus.” – Dale Doback
            • Whittler exiting stage right didn’t stop Burrito from telling Whittler Mom jokes; which was weird
            • Burrito loves staring deeply into his neighbors eyes during side planks – his unsuspecting neighbor (this time) was Gusher.
            • The moon was so bright this morning it looked like Burrito’s mom bent over showing her nekked backside

            News

            Clothing/Coat drive is ongoing through end of December
            Signal Mountain Social Services Social this weekend at Nolan
            The Point is having a Coffee House gathering this weekend


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              Introducing… the Champ!

              QIC: Prosciutto

              Date: 12/06/2019

              PAX: Walla Walla, Angel Hair, 9-Volt (Respect), Vaccine, Swipe Right, Threeskin, Plunger, John Doe, Toe Tag, Escobar, Money Ball, Bernie, Cavity Search, Coldplay, Sidekick, MaYhem (Respect), Fissure, Fastlane

              AO: Hacksaw


              Conditions

              Burpee weather, apparently. Way too much testosterone pre-F3 with guys out-doing one another. [phrasing]


              COP 1

              Mosey over past the Sherriff’s lot

              ExerciseReps
              SSH 10
              IW 10
              Hillbillies 10
              High knees  10
              Catcher stretch  aka Something Something Tea Party 10

              COP 2

              Mosey a little further to the pavillion parking lot for some COP plank-o-rama. And just like Adam Sandler says in Big Daddy – do these and “don’t let ‘it’ hit the ground.” (that-IT being your knees)

              Exercise Reps
              Plank 10
              Mtn climbers  10
              Plank jacks 10
              Plank 10
              Peter Parker  10
              Parker Peter 10
              Plank 10
              Mtn climbers 10

              The Thang

              These really suck…. So… worth it.
              Mike Tyson’s Punch-out
              Pax stand shoulder to shoulder facing the curb across from them (~15 yards; just outside of a South Carolina QB range):
              Perform 1 Mike Tyson
              *Bear Crawl to opposite curb
              Perform 2 Mike Tyson
              *Bear Crawl back to startex
              Complete all the way to 7 Incrementing at each point
              *Modification of Lunges as the movement was highly disobedient and disappointing ok….


              Mosey to Pavillion picnic tables
              Worst Merkins Ever™ Superset
              PAX were shown the F3 Chattanooga Tradmark’d WMEs
              Superset with Dips – no stopping; except that one time we won’t talk about
              2 WMEs : 20 Dips
              3 WMEs : 10 Dips
              4 WMEs : 10 Dips (may have shorted two dips on Q cadence error; sorrynotsorry– no one was upset about it)
              *And that was enough of that crap…As YHC really wanted to get to the highly acclaimed Holy Hill


              Mosey to Holy Hill
              Hill Work
              5 Burpees at bottom of Holy Hill; Bernie Sanders up Holy Hill; 5 Incline Burpees at top; run down
              5 Squats at bottom of HH; Bernie up HH; 5 Squats at top; run down
              5 Burpees at bottom of HH; Bernie up HH; 5 Incline Burpeees at top; run down
              10 Squats at bottom of HH; Bernie up HH; 10 Squats at top; run down

              Mosey back to Sherriff’s lot for some Mary
              Flutter Kicks
              Mercurial Freddie Mercuries
              LBC
              BBSU OYO
              Pretzel (L/R)


              COT

              YHC has been very encouraged by the leadership shown from the Hacksaw contingent over the past couple months at Smackdown. It’s satisfying to see the workouts bleeding over to the principles of leadership. I cannot express my appreciation enough of their support of the newer AOs and their willingness to be part of their growth and strategy.


              F3 is an oddly shaped organization where we are apart of an organization “OF” Leaders; as opposed to “WITH” Leaders (oh, and it’s FREE). Unfortunately – those organizations with “Leaders” aren’t always the best kind of Leaders.

              Good leadership oftentimes begets good leaders. I shared something I read recently:

              The leader is always striving to grow, to improve, and is deeply concerned that those around him do the same. He or she has no nobler responsibility than seeing to the personal and professional improvement of others.

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              Moleskin

              Never seen this one before – during Al Gore’s 9-Volt literally went over and hugged a shrub. I’m not sure who was holding who up – they both looked kinda pitiful.

              According to Angel Hair – I might still be able to join the Marines. #lifeGoalz

              YHC thought that choosing Escobar as the pace car today (given his knowledge and wherewithal of the scene) was slightly risky given his pre-F3 5k extra credit jaunt with John Doe and Toe Tag… YHC AAR assessment is that he did just fine

              Maybe 99 burpees and LBCs pre-F3 isn’t the greatest life choice, but Plunger, Fissure and Sidekick showed no sign of weakness or backing down.

              Motion to change “Mike Tyson’s” to Ear Biters going forward?

              Term Life Insurance > Universal -or- Whole Life Insurance – ask Bernie or MaYhem how they know. #daveRamsey


              News

              F3 Convergence for Holidays – tune into Slack and/or Preblasts for more info
              2nd Annual Tuff Muff CSAUP – Details forthcoming


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                Smackdown Iron PAX

                QIC: Prosciutto

                Date: 11/21/2019

                PAX: Bumblebee, Burrito, Geyser, Holy Kiss, Laces Out, Newport, Pomade

                AO: SMACkdown


                Conditions

                41 degrees, 60% humidity and beautifully calm… and then Burrito arrived. Smoking jackets were removed and checked at the door.


                COP

                This was off the cuff, so I’m probably forgetting one thing…
                SSH x 20 IC
                Plank and Calf Stretch
                Plank Jacks x 15 IC
                Merkins x 10 IC
                Slow Cotton-Pickers
                Slow Windmills
                SSH x 15 IC


                The Thang

                Delightfully copied from the Iron Pax 2019 Week 1 Routine
                The Suck
                Four cones laid out in ~10 yard spacing
                Starting line to first cone: Broad Jump to first cone
                – 10 Burpees
                – 10 Bonnie Blairs
                – 10 Big Boy Situps

                Broad Jump to next cone
                – 10 Burpees
                – 10 Bonnie Blairs
                – 10 Big Boy Situps

                Broad Jump to next cone
                – 10 Burpees
                – 10 Bonnie Blairs
                – 10 Big Boy Situps

                Bear crawl back to starting line and plank or hold Al Gore for Six

                Ten Count (3) – YHC is a compassionate guy, c’mon!

                One lap mosey with the pax

                Repeat the above once more

                Ten Count (3)

                One lap mosey with pax

                Modify the above slightly with the following for one more round:
                Lunge walk between cones;
                At each cone:
                – 10 Merkins
                – 10 Squats
                – 10 LBC’s

                Ten Count (2)
                *Geyser joins, stage – right

                The Very Indigenous Peoples and Native American run for one lap around track (roughly 394 meters – we counted two by two)

                Wheel of Merkin x 5 revolutions

                2+ minutes of 30 yard all you got, jail breaks with Burrito sounds

                5 minutes of Mary. Time.


                COT

                Discussion about shield lock, where it comes from, what it means to be there for another, what accountability really means and how you can’t have accountability of self because that doesn’t make sense. Not sorry if that hurts someone’s feelings.

                We kept El Chapo’s brother in our prayer intentions, Kickback’s upcoming events in Nashville, Geyser’s Father in Law, Prosciutto’s Mother


                Moleskin

                • Burrito is really fast and you can hear him moving fast, too.
                • Still on Burrito – his cross-examination technique in the gloom is second to noone. My best buddy
                • Good thing we start at 5:30 at SMACkdown – that parking lot likes to fill up right at 6am
                • Whittler was sorely missed; it was discussed. I’m not crying you’re crying.

                News

                • The Battery is celebrating their one year anniversary this Saturday in the gloom
                • Check Slack for the day of service on Saturday @ Hardy elementary

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                  Leaders don’t smoke, they VAPE

                  QIC: Prosciutto

                  Date: 11/02/2019

                  PAX: Escobar, Fissure, Fly-By (Respect), Focker (Hate Hate), Goose, Mayhem (Respect), Peanuts, Steam Engine, She Shed, Skitch, The Count (Respect), Uncle Fester, Whittler

                  AO: Landfill


                  Conditions

                  Fall is so woke right now it already got Winter figured out

                  32 degrees and chill….

                  COP

                  SSH
                  Signal Mtn Climbers
                  ST Squats
                  ST Merkins
                  …. something else…
                  Mosey to top gate and share the Vision, then right to it; 10 burpees and then a mosey to bottom gate
                  Bottom Gate – 10 Burpees


                  The Thang

                  Vision – Need to get back to top (eventually) = Vision; The ability to receognize advantage and the movement required to achieve it. If you don’t know where you’re going (or why), then you cannot influence others to follow you there.

                  Circle Burp – All Pax perform called exercise until a man calls down, then all go down for Burpee and then immediately back up to continue called exercise

                  Burpees / Called Exercise: SSH
                  Run to Dog Park area
                  Burpees / Called Exercise: Squats
                  Run to Pavillion
                  Burpees / Plank
                  Mosey to Bottom of Hill for Bernie

                  Articulation – A quick lesson on lack of vision in a leader and proper instruction adherance. In order to effectively lead, a leader must clearly communicate the vision. With a clear understanding of vision – people will not abandon the vision.
                  1/2 & 1/2
                  Counted off by two’s. Half the group goes to one end of the field (pavillion) with the Q, other half of group goes to the other. Only one group has the Q with the vision and articulated plan…
                  Q Group performs, Jump Lunges x 10 (each leg), Squats x 10, High Knees x 10
                  Non-Q Group does???? Nothing – they yelled at the Q group asking what to do…
                  Lesson learnt.

                  Persuasion – Even with recognition that a leader’s vision is advantageous, it’s human nature to cling to Status Quo. With persuasion a leader can convince others to begin movement & gain momentum.

                  Tunnel of Love
                  All men line up (in a line, imagine that) and zipper plank. Man at the back army crawls under and through the men planking

                  *Grab a rock

                  Exhortation – Perhaps the most important of the four skills; requires empathy and candor by a leader. Given that a movement can cause uncontrollable or unforeseen circumstances, a leader can recognize that upfront and is ready to exhort and incentivize followers to overcome circumstances and maintain momentum.
                  11’s on the Hill – Increment ejercicio at the bottom/Decrement ejercicio at the top
                  Merkins (bottom) & Curls with Rock (top) with run up Hill betwixt the two.

                  6MOM
                  Flutter, Freddie Mercuries, LBC, Hollywoods, V-Ups (Aye! Whittler), maybe something else…


                  COT

                  From the Q-Source’s third quadrant (Lead Right) of leadership, YHC felt it was a good time to discuss the four capabilities of Effective Leadership.

                  The Leadership Skills are the four capabilities of Effective Leadership that enable a man do what a Leader does

                  Leadership is Influencing Movement to Advantage. To do that Effectively, a man must Competently apply the Leadership Skills:

                  First, he must have Vision, which is the ability to recognize Advantage and the Movement required to achieve it. If he does not know where he is going and why, then he will not be able to Influence anyone else to follow him there.

                  Second, he must be capable of Articulation, which is the act of describing his Vision to others. People will not abandon their Status Quo for a superior position unless they understand where they are going.

                   Third, he possess the means of Persuasion, which is the initiation of first Movement. Despite their recognition that a Leader’s Vision is Advantageous, human nature is to cling to the Status Quo even it is inferior. Through Persuasion, a Leader convinces people to begin Movement and gain Momentum.

                  Fourth, because Movement produces uncontrollable circumstances, the Leader knows that Obstacles (Problems that impede Movement) will inevitably arise. An Effective Leader is ready to use Exhortation to incentivize his followers to breach Obstacles and maintain Momentum toward Advantage.


                  Moleskin

                  The gates of the Landfill claimed another victim in Gusher who had the right idea, but not the right intel (my bad), but saw the closed gates. He chose to do the hard thing, took the DRP and went to Hill City for his own downpainment. AYE!

                  Fissure & Whittler must be some serious buds as they wouldn’t quiet down – so the 11’s were effective in silencing that rhetoric (for a short time).

                  Friends, it’s simple, if you want to make the pax happy, bring coffeeteria to the gloom. Works every time.

                  Cell phone ringers set to Crickets are hard to find. Elusive doesn’t even begin to describe it.


                  News

                  Convergence 11/16 – 3rd birthday of F3 Chattanooga at the next new AO in town – Brainerd Baptist. Stay tuned for details coming soon in ‘Announcements’ channel.


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                    BBSRBBCCMS

                    QIC: Prosciutto

                    Date: 10/22/2019

                    PAX: Bumblebee, Burrito, Early Bird, Escobar, Geyser, Gusher, Kickback, Pediasure, Whittler

                    AO: SMACkdown


                    Conditions

                    Soggy from over night rains. 52 degrees and humid. T-shirt and shorts weather.


                    COP

                    SSH x 36 IC
                    Mtn Climbers x 12 IC
                    Plank x 10 (Regular/Right side/Left side)
                    Third Grade Exercises IC
                    High Knees IC
                    SSH x 12 IC

                    Indian Run 400 M


                    The Thang

                    BLOCK BURPEES SHUTTLE RUN BURPEE BEAR CRAWL CURL MERKIN SQUAT
                    (BBSRBBCCMS) – It’ll catch on one day…
                    Initially didn’t plan for partner work, but only had so many blocks, so Q signaled for an omaha to partner-up
                    Partner 1:
                    1) 3 Side jump-over block burpees
                    2) 3-line shuttle run
                    3) 5 burpees at far end of shuttle run
                    4) Bear crawl return to start point
                    5) With block – 15 Curls, 15 Merkins, 15 Squats
                    *switch with Partner when done

                    Partner 2:
                    Round 1: SSH AMRAP
                    Round 2: 400 M run
                    Round 3: 400 M run

                    Both partners plank for 6 if finished before the group.

                    CURL PARTY
                    PARTNER TRUST EXERCISE
                    Partner with block stands on partner on ground’s feet while he does Big Boy Situps
                    Pax 1: Low Curl w/ block x 10, Top Curl w/ block x 10, Full Curl w/ block x 10
                    Pax 2: BBSU AMRAP

                    repeat 3x

                    3MOM
                    Flutter Kicks IC
                    Pretzel (R/L)
                    Box Cutter (IC)


                    COT

                    Strive to be better in everything you do. Sometimes simply striving to be better can bring you out of a rut or help you focus less on that rut. Being 1% better at anything is better than nothing at all. If that 1% is your focus, your task and your mindset will likely gain more than you expected.


                    Moleskin

                    Even though it was soggy/rainy/dreary this morning, these men showed up and supported one another. This accountability is why we’re here…

                    Speaking of showing up! Early Bird (from East Ridge) and Escobar (from Apison) came up the mountain this morning … Wow! Great job. Glad we could host! Awesome to see and share the F3 gloom brotherhood with these men. Now, our task at SMACkdown is to figure out how to get the guys who need to make two right-turns from their drive way to get out in the gloom!

                    Early Bird said he can feel his liver; that’s a new one for me. Maybe less cervezas and more Love Potion #9?

                    Bumblebee is back! And promptly picked up the vacant q-slot on Thursday. High impact man. What a guy, but he’s still a Death Valley # 2 Tiger…

                    Burrito knows everyone and everything Signal Mountain. Future town Mayor? Probably one day. But we’ll still know him as Burrito…


                    Prayers

                    Laces Out M illness this morning
                    Cottontail attending Officer school (Air Force) as a Chaplain


                    News

                    Stay tuned for the announcements on the #announcements channel on Slack.
                    F3 Chattanooga 3 Year Anniversary coming up in November


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