Forcing Faith

QIC: Mr. Clean
Date: 04/26/2018
PAX: Cherry Log, Slippers
AO: The Huey

Conditions

57 degrees. 99% humidity.  Very Heavy Cloud Cover.  

The Disclaimer

This is F3.  You are here on your own free will.  Push Yourself. Don’t Hurt Yourself.


COP

SSH x 15 IC
Windmill x 15 IC
SSH x 15 IC
Imperial Walker x 15 IC
SSH x15 IC
Shoulder Blaster (BAC, Reverse BAC, Chinooks, & Shoulder Press)
SSH x 15 IC

The Thang

YHC wanted to incorporate coupons and something beyond just the track.
Cottage Dora
The Pax has 3 stations. Shoulder Presses, Curls, and Bent Over Rows.
2 Pax completed a station while the 3rd ran to the Gazebo, completed 5 Incline Merkins, ran up, through, and down, and completed 5 Derkins.
The rotation continued until each Pax had completed 20 Incline Merkins and 20 Derkins.
Coupon Laps
The Pax ran laps together.  Each Pax was responsible for carrying the coupon at least once during the run.
Pax completed a 1 mile total run.  All 3 Pax carried the coupon for AT LEAST one WHOLE Lap!!!


Moleskin

Angus, Fissure, and YHC have had several discussion regarding the 3rd F of F3.  Anyone that takes the time to read this and participated in a few beatdowns with me knows that I hold my Faith EXTREMELY important.  My Faith teaches me that it revolves around love and love calls for relationship building and genuine connections with others.  I will always take every opportunity to proudly let people know my Faith is in Jesus Christ, my hope is that ALL will find their way to him, and as HE loved me I strive to love others the same.  Therefore, I/WE cannot, again cannot, force Faith upon anyone!! Let others see your Faith through your actions; because, they have to connect with you before they can connect with things outside of yourself.
Please as you finish this week out, no matter where you place your faith, work to build positive relationships with others.  Because GENTLEMEN, THAT IS HOW YOU SPREAD YOUR IDEALS AND MORALS TO OTHERS.  It is honor to share the Gloom with you all
–Clean Out

News

FBC @ Longhorn Restaurant on the Northshore.

Upcoming Qs

04/27/2018 – Ohms (Landfill)
04/29/2018 – Steam Engine (Beast Ridge)
New Q Schedule Coming Soon!!!

Come on Back FNG

QIC: Mr. Clean
Date: 04/24/2018
PAX: FNG & Lugnut
AO: The Huey

Conditions

59 degrees. 94% humidity. The Huey’s nice stream was overflowing it banks, the infield was extremely soggy, well, it was gloomy outside.  Conditions assessment – exactly PERFECT weather for F3 and and FNG. 

The Disclaimer

This is F3, it is a free, peer led workout and you are here on your own free will.  Push yourself but modify if necessary.


COP

Capri Lap
SSH x18 IC
FInkle Swings x10
SSH x15 IC
Alternating Toe Touches x12 IC
FNG Arrival
SSH x12 IC

The Thang

YHC has had a rough couple of weeks between battling sickness, trying to stay devoted to “my” AOs, and planning for Special Olympics.  However, committed men were waiting under a lamp post to circle up and get the beatdown they expected and deserved.  Today’s activities 0532 – 0617…
Take Lap
Lap 1 (Together) – 20 Merkins @ each Lamp Post
Lap 2 (Together) – 30 Squats @ each Lamp Post
Super 21’s 
Ascending Shoulder Presses to Descending LBCs
Totals:
120 Merkins
180 Squats
66 LBCs and 66 Shoulder Presses
(Time caught us)


Moleskin

Today’s moleskin took its own little turn as we welcomed an FNG. I outlined the importance of this thing we call the COT, and the importance of our willingness to open up to each other to truly form a lifelong bond. I gave examples of some of the many things I’ve heard when brothers have opened up. I ended with the challenge that our FNG return to get his name at an established AO and learn more about the camaraderie that happens here.

News

FBC @ LongHorn at 0600. OTB run for those interested led by YHC and Steam

Upcoming Qs

Steamed Clean Slippers, a Lugnut, and a Cherry on Top

QIC: Mr. Clean
Date: 04/17/2018
PAX: Cherry Log, Lugnut, Slippers, Steam Engine
AO: The Huey

Conditions

32 degrees.  Clear, starry, and breezy.  Low humidity. 

The Disclaimer

This is F3 and you are here on your own free will.  I am not a professional.  Please push yourself this morning, modify if necessary, but do not get injured.


COP

SSH x 18 IC
Finkle Swings x15
SSH x18 IC
Alternating Toe Touches x18 IC
SSH x18 IC

The Thang

First and foremost, YHC is one passionate guy! Trust was placed in me to start work at The Huey, so it is a special place in my heart already! When, 4 HIM arrived for a pre-post run and a 5th arrived for the beatdown! Man, the joy and the genuine pride felt was indescribable!! YHC felt it only fitting to write a ridiculously long title to honor the men that gave an HC for this morning and held with it! Well, that is all for the sentimental stuff.
Manly man status engaged…
Deck of Pain
Hearts – Squats
Diamonds – Merkins
Clubs – Burpees/Jump Squats (Somewhere in the beatdown, YHC realized Burpees needed to be modifed to Jump Squats)
Spades – Pickle Pounders IC (I love irony)
SSH x18 IC
104 – Squats
104 – Merkins
104 – Burpees/Jump Squats
104 – Pickle Pounders – IC


Moleskin

“Some days it just flows & I feel like I’m born to do this, other days it feels like I’m trudging through hell. Every day I make the choice to show up & see what I’ve got & to try & be better. My advice: keep showing up.” Des Linden tweet on March 5, 2018. 
Des Linden was the first American woman to win the Boston Marathon in 33 years. During her post race interview she mentioned that she didn’t think she would finish the race. No one would blame her the conditions were brutal it was cold, raining with a strong wind of up to 20 mph. Even through all this she managed to go on and win her FIRST marathon. I share this because F3 we show up every morning rain or shine to get better. As Prosciutto always says it’s about that 1%. 

News

HDHH – Moving Back to Wednesday (Whittler for details)
***Fellowship is struggling! Both HDHH and FBC have declined significantly.  If you can attend, then please do!  There is a lot less sweat and mid-wife noises!!!***
Chattanooga MS Walk – April 21, 2018 9:00 Am
Hamilton County Area Special Olympics – April 21, 2018 10:00 AM
Rock Creek Brow Beater Trail Race – April 21, 2018 8:00 AM (Ohms is In!)
OTB Opportunities – Recurring Fridays (Runs/Rucks)
Chattanooga GO Ruck August 2018
Memphis Grow Ruck Q3 2018
Tough Mudder September 2018

Upcoming Qs

04/18/2018 Ohms (The Griff)
04/19/2018 Ringwald (Hill City)
04/21/2018 Prosciutto (Landfill)
04/23/2018 Whittler (Beast Ridge)
04/24/2018 Stairmaster (Hill City)
04/25/2018 Fissure (The Griff)
04/26/2018 Angus (Hill City)
04/28/2018 Ohms (Landfill)

Standing with the Tortoise & Hare

QIC: Mr. Clean
Date: 04/10/2018
PAX: Lugnut
AO: The Huey

Conditions

48 degrees.  No hoodies needed. Partly cloudy.

The Disclaimer

Push yourself today, I am not a professional, modify if necessary, you are here on your own free will, and do not get injured.


COP

SSH x15 IC
Alternating Toe Touches x15 IC
SSH x15 IC
Cotton Pickers x15 IC
SSH x15 IC
Finkle Swings x15
SSH x15 IC

The Thang

YHC’s first post was also my first Q since touching dry land after a day or two off.  Yes, F3 withdrawals are real! It is good to be back and in the Gloom! Needless to say, YHC needed to shake the rust off, so here we go…
Tammy Wynette’s 
Completed a total of 200 reps. 100 Merkins and 100 Squats.
Insert 10 Count…
We took a mosey lap and obvious mumblerchatter ensued about the deadness of leags after the Tammy Wynettes.
Tortoise and the Hare Coupon Style
Pax carried coupons rather than rucks for a Tortoise and Hare Routine.
Exchanges 1 & 2 – LBCs x10 (4 Count)
Exchanges 3 & 4 – Plank x10 (4 Count)
Exchanges 5 & 6 – Weeble Wobble x10 (Single Count)
Exchanges 6 & 7 – Pickle Pounders x10 (4 Count)
Total – 6 laps 1.5 Miles


Moleskin

Today is April 10th, 2018.  This not a significant date in and of itself; however, it is the day after April 9th, 2018.  April 9th is extremely significant to me as this my mother’s birthday.  Yes, we take time each year to celebrate our mothers, but lets be honest, they deserve to be celebrated more often than that. A little over a week after celebrating the Death and Resurrection and reflecting upon the strong women during Jesus’ journey, I realize the importance of the mothers in our lives.  All of us have a mother and many of us are married to a mother.  My challenge is to celebrate them, thank them, and find some way to show them how much you care; because, frankly, how many times did they care and show they cared about us when we probably didn’t really deserve it. 

News

FBC – April 13, 2018 (Location: TBD)
Chattanooga MS Walk – April 21, 2018 9:00 Am
Hamilton County Area Special Olympics – April 21, 2018 10:00 AM
Rock Creek Brow Beater Trail Race – April 21, 2018 8:00 AM
OTB Opportunities – Recurring Fridays (Runs/Rucks)
Chattanooga GO Ruck August 2018
Tough Mudder September 2018

Upcoming Qs

04/11/2018 Mr. Clean (The Griff)
04/12/2018 Fissure (Hill City)
04/14/2018 Steam Engine (Landfill)
04/16/2018 Vila (Beast Ridge)
04/17/2018 Sidekick (Hill City)
04/18/2018 Ohms (The Griff)

The Gloom at Soddy Daisy

QIC: Snowflake
Date: 04/03/2018
PAX: Lugnut
AO: Soddy Daisy Veterans Park


Conditions
55 degrees, still cold enough to wear a hoodie


Disclaimer 
I am not a professional, make sure to not hurt yourself.


COP: 
SSH x 15
Lounges x 15
Merkins x 15
Squats x 15
SSH x 15
Arm Circles x 15
Reverse Arm Circles x 15
Moroccan Night Club x 15
Chinooks x 15
Overhead Press x 15
Burpees x 5 OYO


The Thang: 
We started off with a Mosey around the AO since the Q had not been to the park before. After the lap some good places were identified and the workout began
Dora: Ran 2 light poles on the track and then back while partner did the following exercises; 100 merkins, 200 curls, and 300 Monkey Humpers
After the Dora, we moseyed over the a gazebo with stairs on both sides. We proceeded to box jump the stairs, and then ran across the gazebo. We then box jumped back to where we came. Completed 3 rounds of box jumps.
Looking at time, YHC decided it was time to push ourselves. We proceeded to perform the “You Can’t Stop Me Plank” which is were we would listen to the song You Can’t Stop Me by Andy Mineo and would hold plank through the song. Every time he yelled “You can’t stop me” we would move from a high plank to a low plank. 4 minutes of planking pushed the PAX.
Ended things with some Mary,
American Hammer x 12
Freddie Mercury x 12
Flutter Kicks x 12
LBCs x 30
Crunchy Frogs x 12


COT:
Count-O-Rama
Name-O-Rama
Moleskin:
As husbands, we are called to go to bed tired. We are to give everything we have to our job to do the best that we can and then when we get home, we are to give our wives and children everything that we have to help make them better. Playing off the am I 3rd, we are to put God first, our family 2nd, and then ourselves. I want to challenge all of you, go to bed tired, and give everything you have to your family. They are worth it.
Snowflake

HUEYS AND BOMBS

QIC: Mr. Clean
Date: 03/29/2018
PAX: Snipes
AO: The Huey

Conditions

Shorts and t-shirt weather!! Welcome back Spring! Allergies are worth it! 65 degrees and humid. 

The Disclaimer

I am not a professional, I will not stand over you with a clip board, you are here on your own free will, push hard, modify if necessary, and be safe.


COP

SSH x20 IC
Plan x15 IC
Alternating Toe Touches x15 IC
SSH x18 IC

The Thang

I got to The Huey early this morning with excitement for an FNG, because, let’s be honest, naming three FNGs in one week is really stinkin cool! I took an easy 2 mile warm-up run and anxiously awaited the arrival of the latest FNG…
Well, along with the landing of The Huey, a Snipe also came in for a landing for a pleasant surprise for me.  He truly pulled through, as our FNG failed to show this morning.

BOMBS
I had forgotten about the BOMBS routine in the Exicon and thanks to Ohms beatdown yesterday, I was inspired to include it this morning.  During the description, mumblechatter ensued about the “love of running” and possible Splashing of Merlot.
Breakers – 100
Overhead Press – 100
Merkins – 150
Bent Over Rows – 100
HUEYS
While doing BOMBS, I realized I needed to call an audible as I had not done anything to honor The Huey.  So, we did HUEYS.  Similar to BOMBS, well it is BOMBS, with different letters.  You guys know, “same thing, just different”.
Headbusters (Inspired from Tuesday’s Huey activities) – 50 Each Arm
Under the Tree Dips – 150
EL B Cs – 100 (4 COUNT)
Yeti Raises – 50
Shrugs – 50


Moleskin

This morning I decided to study my Bible before my workout (I was just led to do that, so thanks mainly be to Fissure for that), and just decided to open it and see where it landed….Psalm 24 it was.  These verses spoke to God’s Glory and ruling over the Earth truly moved me.  I then sought the Gospel of Luke for the death and Resurrection.  What a friend we have in Jesus and how amazing it is to be saved.  
I was called to this faith that I call Christianity and with that faith I must strive to Love all equally as Christ did.  This goes for any and all men who decide to come to F3…no matter where you rest your beliefs, I will still do everything I can to support you in the gloom and in your personal life; because that is my mission as a Christian and as a man of F3!! 
If you are reading this and are not a Christian, then please do not shy away from F3.  Yes, I will share my faith as much as I can, but that DOES NOT mean I will shun you for yours.  I love you as the brother that you are. 

News

Friday Breakfast Club – Lillie Mae’s (Order when you get there!)
April 6th – Fissure, Picasso, and Vila representing F3 in the Nashville GoRuck
August 2018 – Go Ruck Chattanooga – Vila for details
September 2018 – Tough Mudder Nashville – Ohms for details
April 2018 – Chattanooga MS Walk – Mr. Clean for details

Upcoming Qs

03/31/2018 – Steam Engine (Landfill)
04/02/2018 – Prosciutto (Beast Ridge)
04/03/2018 – Laces Out (Hill City)
04/04/2018 – Snowflake (The Griff)
04/05/2018 – Whittler (Hill City)
04/07/2018 – Angus (Landfill)

The Huey Takes Flight!

QIC: Mr. Clean
Date: 03/27/2018
PAX: Geiger & Lugnut
AO: The Huey

Conditions

45 degrees but very windy!

The Disclaimer

This is a free, peer lead workout, we do not clipboard, you are here on your own free will, modify if necessary, be aware of your surroundings, F3 and YHC is not responsible for any injury but will politely help if something were to happen.


COP

SSH x15 IC
Finkle Swings x15
SSH x15 IC
Imperial Walkers x15 IC
SSH x15 IC
Alternating Toe Touches x15 IC
SSH x15 IC

The Thang

YHC was disappointed to miss his Rucking Brother Fissure’s VQ, but we both understand the value in the growth of F3.  With his blessing, YHC Qed at the Huey knowing one HC was already in the bag (that is a 100% improvement from last week!!!!!).  A vehicle arrived in the Gloom at about the same time as YHC and delivered a pleasant surprise with a THIRD PAX!! AYE!! 
ROTORtation 
Pax 1 ran to the Veteran’s Memorial/Honor Placard and completed 5 Incline Merkins while Pax 2 did clean and presses. Flapjack. Rinse and Repeat until the Q called “ROTATE!”
Pax 1 ran to the Veteran’s Memorial/Honor Placard and completed 10 step-ups while Pax 2 did Shoulder Presses. Flapjack. Rinse and Repeat until the Q called “ROTATE!”
Pax 1 ran to the Veteran’s Memorial/Honor Placard and completed 15 Squats while Pax 2 did curls. Flapjack. Rinse and Repeat until the Q called “ROTATE!”
Pax 1 ran to the Veteran’s Memorial/Honor Placard and completed 20 Merkins while Pax 2 did Bent Over Rows. Flapjack. Rinse and Repeat until the Q called “ROTATE!”
A 10 Count was Needed at this point.  Talks of Splashing Merlot were in midst…
Modified Dora
 Ran to “Veteran’s Memorial Park” Sign
Completed: 50 Merkins, 75 (4 count) LBCs, and 100 Tri-Cep Extensions


Moleskin

It was was EXTREMELY difficult to miss a fellow brother’s VQ this morning, especially one that I have grown to love and respect significantly, but The Huey was humming with an HC and a surprise arrival from an additional PAX.  So….
(Insert the Splashing of Merlot activities for the day)
The lesson and challenge is this… Don’t leave a man standing by himself under a lamp post.  If we say there is a location that is available to post, then a Q will be there ready to put you through a Beatdown in the Gloom.  The challenge as F3 men: Don’t leave others standing by themselves under a lamp post when they need you the most.  Whether its building trails for a pre-school or leading Cub Scouts, always be that guy that is there for other people.  Show love, compassion, and empathy any and every chance you get.
–Mr. Clean Out

News

Friday Breakfast Club – Lillie Mae’s
April 6th – Fissure, Picasso, and Vila proudly representing F3 in the Nashville GoRuck
August 2018 – Go Ruck Chattanooga – Vila for details
September 2018 – Tough Mudder Nashville – Ohms for details
April 2018 – Chattanooga MS Walk – Mr. Clean for details

Upcoming Qs

03/28/2018 – Ohms (The Griff) 
03/29/2018 – Sidekick (Hill City)
03/31/2018 – Steam Engine (Landfill)
04/02/2018 – Prosciutto (Beast Ridge)
04/03/2018 – Laces Out (Hill City)
04/04/2018 – Snowflake (The Griff)
04/05/2018 – Whittler (Hill City)
04/07/2018 – Angus (Landfill)

Flying Solo in The Huey

QIC: Mr. Clean
Date: 03/20/2018
PAX: The Gloom
AO: The Huey

Conditions

55 degrees.  Extremely foggy so the Gloom was extra heavy.  Very humid.

The Disclaimer

The disclaimer was given swiftly and the beatdown began.


COP

SSH X15 IC
Finkle Swings X15
Alternating Toe Touches X15 IC
SSH X15 IC

The Thang

YHC is attempting to provide an opportunity for our Soddy Daisy consortium of brothers to have a more convenient location to post in The Gloom.  The hope, as stated in Field of Dreams, “if you build it they will come” or, more appropriately, “if you post they will come”.  Ironically, YHC and fellow F3 brother Prosciutto discussed a mirrored beatdown with ALARMs and YHC almost slept through his alarm. However, should a Pax arrive with no Q, we would surely fail at our future AO.
YHC once again brought the rotors for coupons today as The Huey fails to provide an ample supply of DeWayne’s (rocks).

ALARM Rotations 

ALARM #1

Shoulder Press x15 OYO
Lunges x15 OYO
LBCs x15 IC
Run 0.25 Miles
Merkin x15 OYO

ALARM #2

Shoulder Taps x15 IC
Squats with Coupon x15 OYO
Superman x15 IC
Run 0.25 Miles
Merkin x15 OYO

ALARM #3

Shrugs x15 IC
Monkey Humpers x15 IC
Crunchy Frogs x15 IC
Run 0.25 Miles
Merkins x15 OYO

ALARM #4

Curls x15 OYO
Squats with Coupon x15 OYO
Plank x15 IC
Run 0.25 Miles
Merkins x15 OYO
Extended Mosey – 1.25 Miles


Moleskin

YHC had a moleskin planned to inspire this new AO and talk about growth within F3 Chatt along with the importance of commitment.  Well, the Lord had other plans as YHC solo posted this morning, so here is to hoping the committed Pax read this moleskin.
In a conversation with Angus, the idea of better marketing for F3 Chatt was discussed.  YHC stated this to simply create a talking point about the length time in which “the word” of gloomy beatdowns made it to YHC.  However, it was perceived as something slightly different, enter the inspiration for today’s moleskin provided by Angus.
“This thing doesn’t really need marketing as much as it needs people caring enough to keep people accountable.  That means a whole lot more than call outs in GroupMe.” AYE!!! (Thanks Angus)
This “thing”, this CSAUP “thing” that we call F3 is much more than a logo, much more than burpees, much more than mumblechatter, much more than ruckership. It’s a family hike with your F3 brother, it’s a random lunch ruck, it’s a Sunday afternoon pick-up b-ball game, or it’s a phone call to check-in. ITS A STINKIN’ BROTHERHOOD forged through adverse conditions.
YHC spoke with CSPAN yesterday and learned a lot.  The conversation led to learning that we hold a bond with this “thing”. You guessed it, we both fight through the gloom (adverse consitions), together in spirit.  CSPAN is a man that served his country proudly, much like our OG F3 Chatt brother Gus, yet he talked to me like we were equals.  He talked to me like a friend.  He talked to me because he believes in accountability that comes in all the hearts resting behind that simple 3.5 inch logo that is F3!
God Bless All of you men who believe in accountability and brotherhood! AYE!!
-Mr. Clean Out

News

Ragnar this weekend (Picasso running)
Go Ruck – August 2018
Tough Mudder – September 2018
Morning News featuring F3 – (Angus, Ohms, and Prosciutto)

Upcoming Qs

03/21/2018 – Mr. Clean (The Griff)

03/22/2018 – Whittler VQ ALERT!! (Hill City)

03/24/2018 – Angus (Landfill)
03/26/2018 – Best in Show (Beast Ridge)

03/27/2018 – FISSURE VQ ALERT!! (Hill City)

03/28/2018 – Ohms (The Griff)