Smackdown 10/13

QIC:  NordicTrack 

Date: 10/13/2020

PAX: Pediasure, Gusher, Red Raider, Holy Kiss, Joanna, Shank, Jorts

AO: Smackdown


Conditions

Cool @60. Humid.


COP

Various Stretches

A lap or two around the track.

SSH

Forward Fold

Windmills

LB Arm Circles, Reverse

Burpees

The Thang

As a group, we will line up at the away bleachers. Do an exercise that the Q calls out. Then Bernie to the opposite bleachers, and Jail Break back. Hold plank until the 6 is in, then 10 Merkins. Do each round 3 times. Add and subtract sets as needed.
Chest

25 Merkins

25 Shoulder Taps

25 Dips

Legs

25 Toe Merkins

25 Squats

25 Monkey Humpers

Box Jump to top of bleachers and back 2 times

Core

25 Leg Raises

25 BBS

25 Windshield Wipers

COT

Colossians 3:23-24 Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for human masters, since you know that you will receive an inheritance from the Lord as a reward. It is the Lord Christ you are serving.

Think about what it means to work as if you are working for the Lord in everything you do? Imagine our world if everyone worked this way? Too often we seek the reward before we put in the effort. I want to get promoted at work, but what have I done to deserve that promotion? Have I truly put forth my best effort?




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    Rifle Carry Doras

    QIC:  NordicTrack

    Date: 10/12/2020

    PAX: Dundee, Cleaver, Snatch, Roomba, Gretel

    AO: Detention


    Conditions

    Warm @ 70 deg. Very humid and wet.


    COP

    Laps around the park. Stop at each corner and do an exercise (or 2).

    SSH

    Forward Fold

    Windmills

    LB Arm Circles

    Burpees

    Dips

    Pull ups

    Various Stretches

    The Thang

    Can be done in groups of 3 or 4. Pax (A and B) on each end will do an exercise that is counted cumulative with the group. Pax C (and D) will Rifle Carry between A and B. They will hand off count and resume the exercise they were doing.
    Rifle Doras
    Group A

    Curls – 300

    Overhead Press – 300

    Arm Extension – 300

    Bent over row – 300

    repeat

    Group B

    Squats (with coupon) – 300

    Hammers (with coupon) – 300

    Toe Merkins (with coupon) – 300

    BBS – 300

    COT

    Henry Kissinger while Secretary of State under Richard Nixon.

    One day, his chief of staff once handed in a report he had written on an aspect of foreign policy. When Kissinger received the report, he asked simply, “Is this your best work?” The chief thought for a moment and, worried that his boss would think the report was not good enough, responded, “Mr. Kissinger, I think I can do better.” So Kissinger gave the report back. Two weeks later the chief turned in the revised report. Kissinger kept it for a week and then sent it back with a note that said, “Are you sure this is your best work?” Realizing that something must have been missing, the chief once again rewrote the report. This time when he handed the report to his boss, he said “Mr. Kissinger, this is my best work.” Hearing that, Kissinger replied, “Then this time I will read your report.”

    Some thoughts to consider: If you are not doing your “best work.” The question to ask yourself is why? Do you have value for what you are doing? If it is not worth doing well, is it worth doing?



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      Shothouse 1000

      QIC:  Nordictrack

      Date: 10/05/2020

      PAX: Blue, Milkman, Hasbro, Gretel, Postman, Sherlock, Slois Lane

      AO: Shothouse


      Conditions

      52. Perfect workout weather.


      COP

      SSH

      Forward Fold

      LB Arm Circles

      Arm stretches

      Willie Mays Hays


      The Thang

      Line up on bleachers. Do 100 reps. Mix and match as you desire. Run to top of stadium then back between each set.

      The 1000

      1. Merkins
      2. BBS
      3. Dips
      4. Squats
      5. Shoulder taps (hard count)
      6. Leg lifts
      7. Monkey Humpers
      8. Hammers
      9. Toe merkins
      10. Burpees

      COT

      If you always do your best work, imagine the difference. Gattaca (1997). “You wanna know how I did it? This is how I did it Anton. I never saved anything for the swim back.”



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        Ring Around the Huey

        QIC:  NordicTrack

        Date: 09/29/2020

        PAX: Rhomba, Radio Head, U-Turn, Ducktales, Geeksquad, Cleaver, Blue, Turtle, Hasbrow, Dundee

        AO: The Huey


        Conditions

        Cool at 57, slight humidity. Freshly mowed Grass.


        COP

        SSH

        Forward Folds

        Willy Mays Hays

        LB Arm Circles (and reverse)

        Iraqi T-Time

        Some various leg and back stretches


        The Thang

        Perform a round, then do a lap around the park. Stop at each open bench and do 10 dips. If the bench is occupied, skip and go to the next one. Do as many rounds as possible until time is called.
        Ring around the Huey
        Round 1

        25 Merkins

        50 LBC

        75 Squats

        Round 2

        25 Shoulder Taps

        50 Pickle Pointers

        75 Toe Merkins

        Round 3

        25 Dips

        50 Pickle Pounders

        75 Imperial Walkers

        Round 4

        25 Skypoints (point to the sky alternating arms)

        50 Leg Raises

        75 Monkey Humpers


        COT

        Matthew 7:1-5

        “Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.

        “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.



        News

        Q spots are open for October.


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          Shothouse BOMBS

          QIC:  NordicTrack

          Date: 08/14/2020

          PAX: Tasty Cakes, Payload, Dundee, Magnum, Sherlock, Ponce de Leon, Blue, Cleaver, Milkman, Mr Clean

          AO: Shothouse


          Conditions

          Warm and humid, like rolling in maple syrup.


          COP

          SSH

          Forward Folds

          Willie Mays Hays

          LBAC’s, then in reverse

          Overhead claps

          Forward Folds

          Hamstring stretches


          The Thang

          Partner up. (Split Pax as needed to maintain social distance) First Partner performs 1/10 of the total exercise while the second one walks with their coupon. First Partner completes exercise, then runs and catches up with Second Partner. Swap.
          Shothouse BOMBS
          B – 100 Burpees

          O – 150 Overhead Press

          M – 200 Merkins

          B – 250 BBS

          S – 300 Squats with coupon


          COT

          Inspiration taken from the book The Power of Full Engagement by Jim Loehr and Tony Schwartz.

          Energy, not time determines productivity. Humans are creatures of habit. It takes far more energy to manually force yourself to do something than it does to do something out of habit. Our capacity for self control is limited. When trying to instill a habit, it is important that we write down what we do. Studies show that if you want to kick an addiction, it is not enough to simply abstain. You have to write down a plan for what you will do. This is why we Hard Commit (HC). When we say we are going to do something, and we write it down, we are more likely to do it than if we just happen to show up. HC’ing to a workout mentally commits yourself to coming, even if you don’t want to.


          Moleskin

          I believe Milkman really wants everyone to wear Gold F3 gear to our workouts. Wildcats represent!


          News

          New Hixson AO (OTB) begins Monday.

          Go onto the website and buy some F3 merchandise.


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            The Huey 2 Stations of Fun

            QIC:  NordicTrack

            Date: 08/10/2020

            PAX: Geek Squad, Llyod, Hasbro, u-turn, Blue, Gretel, Slois Lane, Nordictrack, Friar Tuck, Mr Clean

            AO: Huey


            Conditions

            Warm and humid.


            COP

            Fast Walk/Slow Mosey to back parking lot.

            SSH

            Forward Folds

            Willie Mays Hays

            Little Baby Arm Circles

            LBAC Reverse

            Windmills

            Burpees (add more for each Bud Light truck)


            The Thang

            Station 1 is back parking lot.

            Station 2 is Picnic tables.

            Split Pax between starting stations. Drop coupons at station 1. Complete a set as a group. Mosey to other station (always turn right to take the long way around). Rinse and repeat.
            Station to Station at The Huey

            Station 1 back parking lotStation 2 picnic tables
            Set 1Set A
            Curls x25Dips x25
            American Hammer x30LBCs x25
            Curls x25Dips x25
            Set 2Set B
            Overhead Press x25Freddie Mercury’s x25
            Merkins x25Shoulder Taps x25 (each left)
            Overhead Press x25Freddie Mercury’s x25
            Set 3Set C
            Tricep Extension x25Pickle Pointers x25
            Bus Drivers x15Decline Merkins x15
            Tricep Extension x25Pickle Pounders x25
            Set 4Set D
            Kettle Bell Swings x25Mountain Climbers x15 (each left)
            Squats with Coupon x25Flutter Kicks x30 (each left)
            Kettle Bell Swings x25Mountain Climbers x15 (each left)

            COT

            Be in the Moment.

            To many times we deal with constant distractions. Our phones and other electronics detract our attention in our daily lives. Multitasking is a myth. It has been proven that focusing on one task at a time is more efficient than focusing on 2 or more tasks simultaneously.

            Consider your body language with being in the moment. When talking to your wife, your kids, friends, coworkers, and even the cashier you should be in the moment. Nothing says “I don’t care about you” more than looking at your phone when someone is talking to you.


            Moleskin

            With the level of humidity, we were swimming around the track.


             

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              Lazy DORA 2400

              QIC:  NordicTrack

              Date: 07/30/2020

              PAX: Burrito, Afterbirth, Old School, Hambone, Natty Light, Coypu, Blindside, Jenny Craig, Truck Stop, Holy Kiss, Red Raider, Pomade, White Lightning, Dundee, Recycle, Gusher, Blue, Ashley Madison, FNG-Amber Alert

              AO: Smackdown


              Conditions

              Humid and wet.


              COP

              Mosey 1 lap then circle up

              Side Straddle Hops

              Forward Fold

              10 Burpees OYO

              Freddie Mercury’s

              Various Stretches


              The Thang

              Do as a team. Coupon needed. Switch at 1/10 the total reps needed. Only the P1 exercises count. The P2 exercises are in lieu of running.
              Lazy Dora 2400

              P1P2
              200 MerkinsToe Merkins
              200 Freddie Mercury’s (each left)Little Baby Arm Circles
              200 Overhead PressPickle Pointers
              200 BBSHigh Plank
              Mosey around the track to the opposite bleachers (1/2 lap)
              100 Decline MerkinsDips
              300 LBCLow Plank
              300 Squats (no coupon)Hold legs at 6″
              200 Bent Over RowsImperial Walkers
              Mosey back to the opposite bleachers (1/2 lap)
              200 CurlsPickle Pounders
              200 Shoulder Taps (each left)Supermans
              100 BurpeesMoracan Night Club
              200 Monkey HumpersSide Stradle Hops

              COT

              Quote from Author and Career Coach Ken Coleman:

              “Comparison will leave you feeling empty and defeated. Instead of looking to others’ for a benchmark of what’s “good”, evaluate your own performance and keep your vision in mind.

              Where are you compared to 5 years ago? Where do you want to be in the next 5 years? How close are you to that goal?”

              Comparison can demoralize us because someone is so much better. This could be physical fitness, income level, or any other area of our lives. Comparison can allow us to slack off and not push ourselves to the next level. The only time I see comparison as healthy is when setting your own, personal goals. “I want to run a mile in this amount of time. I want to work towards a promotion at work.” These goals give us a target to shoot for.

              It is important we never allow ourselves to stop looking forward. Comparison for the purpose of measuring your worth is a dangerous game. Emulate the good qualities you see in people. Find someone successful at what you are striving for and be humble enough to seek their guidance.


              Moleskin

              I’m not saying the workout was hard enough to stop Burrito from talking, but I could not hear him over the music across the field.


              News

              Q next Tuesday (Holy Kiss)

              Reformation on Saturday (Burrito)

               

               

                12 Rounds of Fun!

                QIC:  NordicTrack

                Date: 07/23/2020

                PAX: Milkman, Radiohead, Slois Layn, Ducktales, Geek Squad, Mr Clean, Cleaver, Dundee, Gretel, Friar Tuck (respect), White Lightning

                AO: Huey


                Conditions

                Humid with a slight chance of Bud Light trucks.


                COP

                Stretches of various types.

                Mosey to back parking lot

                Arm workout with no breaks between sets:

                Littlebaby arm circles
                reverse arm circles
                seal claps
                Moraccan Night Club
                Cherry Pickers

                Burpees x10 because of 2 Bud Light trucks


                The Thang

                Begin each round with a Bernie to the opposite side, and a Jail Break back. End each round with a plank until the 6 is in, followed by 10 Merkins.
                12 Rounds of Fun

                1. BBS x50
                2. Bear Crawl to the cones and back.
                3. American Hammers x50 (count each left)
                4. Pickle Pointers x50
                5. Imperial Walkers x50 (count each left)
                6. Pickle Pounders x50
                7. Overhead Press x75
                8. Alternating Shoulder taps x50
                9. LBC x50
                10. “Skypoint” while in plank x25 (count each left)
                11. Leg Raises x25
                12. Crab Walk to the cones and back.

                With 10 minutes left. Hallelujah Mosey to Picnic area. Play If I had a Million Dollars, by Bare Naked Ladies, 2 rep for every “million dollars”, switch at start of every chorus.

                1. Dips
                2. Reverse Merkins with underside of table.

                Mosey to flag for Warm Down Yoga lead by Ducktales and COT.


                COT

                Time

                Time is the great equalizer. The one resource we all have. Time can only be spent, and we can never get more. Time can be an investment in others. How much time we spend with our families, at our job, watching television, or exercising in the Gloom is a choice.

                Every person on this planet has a finite amount of time. The amount of money we have has no bearing on how much time we have. The amount of time we put into someone or something is more valuable than everything else. My kids will not remember that time I got a promotion at work, or if my team wins the Super Bowl. They will remember the amount time I invested in them (forced family fun).

                The same can be said on time wasted. No one likes to sit in a waiting room, or in a long line. How many times do meetings drag out longer than needed? Ever go to get a drivers license? If someone is willing to use their time, we should be careful not to waste it.

                Choose where we invest time wisely. Respect the person that has invested their time in you. Always be on time. Don’t take more time than you need. Thank everyone for their time. To those that came to this workout. Thank you for choosing to spend your time in the Gloom this morning. I appreciate it.



                Moleskin

                Mr Clean informs me he now has 3 songs he hates because of F3.


                News

                Q schedule is available for sign up (Huey) for August.


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                  Dora 2000

                  QIC:  NordicTrack

                  Date: 07/15/2020

                  PAX: Snatch, Sherlock, Milkman, Footloose, Payload, Roomba, Hambone, Mr. Clean, Recycle, Hasbro, Dundee, Blue, Postman, Cleaver, Ponce de Leon, White Lightning, Magnum, FNG-Swinger

                  AO: Shot House


                  Conditions

                  Tennessee standard humid


                  COP

                  SSH

                  LB Arm Circles

                  LB Arm Circles (reverse)

                  Forward fold

                  Willie Mays Hays

                  8 Count Body Builders


                  The Thang

                  Pair up. One member will perform exercises while the other will Mosey to the 50 Yd line and back. Then switch. Counts are cumulative in the team.
                  Dora 2000

                  1.        Lunges x200 (Single Count)
                  2.        Merkins x200
                  3.        LBC x200
                  4.        Overhead Press x200 (Coupon)
                  5.        Squats x200 (Coupon)
                  6.        Freddie Mercury x200 (Count each left)
                  7.        BBS x200
                  8.        Monkey Humpers x200
                  9.        Curls x200 (coupon)
                  10. Shoulder Taps x200 (Count each left)
                  11. Extra Credit – Burpees x100

                  COT

                  There are three areas of our lives we need to maintain in order to achieve happiness and fulfillment: Our physical health, our mental health, and our spiritual health. Each of these areas of our lives requires intentional growth in order to prevent stagnation. Focusing too much on one area while neglecting the others leads to imbalance. Imbalance can cause issues such as poor health, depression, and unhappiness.

                  The physical is easiest to talk about, and as F3 is a great place for physical development. Though what one puts into their body has just as much effect as what we get out of our body in these workouts. One can easily out-eat their exercise.

                  The mental health requires exercise of the mind. Yearning to learn and grow mentally takes intention. Over time, the mind can become strong like our muscles. If you look at some of the greatest minds in the world, they all have one thing in common; the intense desire to continue to learn and expand their minds.

                  Spiritual health can encompass many things in our lives. Positive influences in our lives can lift our spirits and make us whole. While negative people and circumstances can wear us down over time. Consider what is in your life, and where you spend your time. Are you going to church as often as you want to? Are you spending enough time with your kids?

                  Make sure your priorities align with your passions, and you will enjoy fulfillment. While balance is needed, having strength in one area can help support the others. Ever thought you could not do any more Merkins until someone comes along and encourages you? Focus on positive influences in your life, and get rid of negative ones. Push your mind like we push our bodies in F3. Try to bring yourself beyond the point of exhaustion. But make sure you allow yourself to rest and recover.


                  Moleskin

                  After a prior leg day, many were happy with coupon squats. Plenty of grunting as we took a knee at the end.


                  News

                  Landfill Saturday, July 25 from 7-8 AM. Bring your family!

                  Friar Tuck VQ tomorrow.


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