About Time…

QIC: Dirk

Date: 09/13/2019

PAX: Wallflower, Roadhouse, Sunburn, Iron Butt, Vsquared, Uncle Fester, Skitch, Hanson, FNG-GoCart

AO: Boneyard


Conditions

Hot & Muggy & Dark


COP

Fwd Fold x 8 IC

SSH x 20 IC

L over R x 5 IC

R over L x 5 IC

Arm Circles x 10 IC

Reverse Arm Circles x 10 IC

Slow Merkins x 15 IC

Slow Squats x 15 IC

The Thang

Diamond Sevens

Mosey to baseball field (w/ high steps & butt kickers):

Round 1: 8-Ct Bodybuilders x 7 at each base (28 total)

Round 2: Jump Lunges x 14 @ each base

Round 3: Merkins x 21 @ each base

Round 4: LBC’s x 28 @ each base

Mosey to raised garden (w/ Box Jumps, Lunges, Reverse Lunges along the way): Circle of Dips to 4 reps

Mosey to wall: Wall Sit w/ OHP x 15 IC, Arm Circles x 15 IC, Bus Drivers x 15 IC

Circle of Mary


COT

Identity Crisis…

Idolatry (about which we are warned in the first commandment) is defined as looking to some created thing to give you what only God can (Martin Luther) or loving/serving/deriving meaning from anything other than God (Tim Keller). Personally, I’ve made idols of experiences/adventures, perfectionism, and comfort (stress-avoidance), among other things. These idols have made me prideful, critical, kept me from taking risks, and tainted my interactions with others.

Our idols are often rooted in deeper identity issues. We tell ourselves that we are, at our core, something other than simply beloved children of God. Defending something as precious as our identity can be the root of all kinds of bad behavior whenever we feel threatened by our circumstances. We surround ourselves with people like us and marginalize the others, just to make our false identities feel secure. We deceive or exaggerate to keep a certain reputation alive. We let our priorities get way out of balance by putting too much focus on those character traits we perceive to be most important.

I hope we will continually examine ourselves, praying that God will reveal and begin to diminish our idols, and that a relationship with Him will take their place and begin to reinforce our true identity as his beloved sons. This is an identity in which we can find rest, hope, and incredible freedom.


Moleskin

Iron butt and Roadhouse may have completed this workout naked for their upcoming “Sixty and Sexy” calendar.


News

It’s all old news by now!


Recent Backblasts

    Shedding Weight w/ She Shred!

    QIC: She Shed

    Date: 09/12/2019

    PAX: Milkman, Hasbro, Couch Potato, U-Turn, Ducktales, Geek Squad

    AO: Huey


    Conditions

    Humid AF


    COP

    Side straddle hop x25
    Merkins x15
    LBCs x 20
    Forward fold 20 secs
     
    Take a lap around the track
     
    Willie Mayes Haze x10
    Wind Mill x15
    Parker Peters x10
    Chinook Squats x10
     
    Take a lap then to stadium

    The Thang

    ABCDs
    American Hammers x10
    Box jump up and down
    Burpees x10
    Box jump up and down
    Carolina Dry Docks x10
    Box jump up and down
    Dolly x10
    Wash, rinse, repeat x4
     
    Take a lap around the track
     
    Sprints
    10count
     
    Turnover and Squirkin
    Apple turnover Bear crawl/crab walk
    Squirkin x10
    Mozie back
    Wash, rinse, repeat x3

    COT

    Remember the good things and the bad. The perspective gained in both is what has led you to where you are the experiences gained is what will lead to your future self. 


    Moleskin

    Hasbro likes She Shed workouts. 


    News

    Florida man claims he only drank at stop lights and not while driving.


    Recent Backblasts

    Say What??…. In Cadence

    QIC: Sidekick

    Date: 09/12/2019

    PAX:  Dirk, Iron Butt (RX2), Wallflower, Curfew, Hobo, Ringwald, FNG-Carabiner, Skitch, FNG-Hanson, Loan Shark, Uncle Fester, Sinai, Cowbell, Belly Roll, Blindside, Sherlock, Red Tees, Callahan (R), Moneyball, Candu, Sunshine

    AO: Hill City


    Conditions

    67 degrees, clear and sore


    COP

    Mosey to the Great hall

    SSH ICX25; Right over left ICX8; Left over Right ICX8; Proscuito’s Gold Chain ICX12; 3rd grade exercises ICX10; Morroccan Night Club ICX12; Cherry Pickers ICX12; Willie Mays hays ICX14; Wall Sit with Arm Movements – 2 min; Slow Squats ICX15; SSH ICX15; Chicken Peckers ICX10

    Mosey to River walk

    The Thang

    Split into 2 groups, then partner up

    Get a rock, more of the WWE rock and not the movie star Rock

    Partner 1 – Run the river walk, 10 Mercans and 10 Big Boi Sit ups, run back

    Partner 2 – Rock work all ICX10 – Over head press; Curls, bent over rows.  

                            In between each exercise  – Recovery reps of forward fold, Al Gore, Plank                                ICX7 each

    Aggressively mosey to Mt. Madoriyama

    Keep 2 groups

    Stay with me here, this is different.

    Group 1 – line up the hill in plank position, bear crawl Indian run to the front.  Continue up the hill until all PAX have gone twice.  Bernie Bear down

    Group 2 – Line up on your 6  feet to feet and head to head, alternating up the hill.  Block starts at the bottom.  All PAX big boi as the block moves to the top of the line.  Everyone spin 180 degrees, block goes back down the line, then back up.  Spin again, block goes back down.

    Groups Flap jack

    Get back with partners, 

    Partner 1 bernies up the hill, mosey down.  

    Partner 2 – Reach around till partner gets back

    Flap jack

    Up Tempo Mary

    Pretzel Crunch ICX12 each side; Dying Cockroach ICX12; Freddy Mercury ICX12; Flutter Kicks ICX15

    Time


    COT

    The day after 9/11 where we remembered the ones lost and the families that still deal with the loss 18 years later, I want to focus on how we live our lives today. We need to appreciate what we have and not take each day for granted.  Tell the ones you love that you love them, every day.  Life can change fast.  Those towers were there one day and gone the next.  No one is immune and you never know what is coming. 


    Moleskin

    So many new people for me to meet today!  Glad to have the opportunity to be at HC and lead you men.


    News

    Iron Pax continues like a freight train in a tunnel.  No way around it.


    Recent Backblasts

      Draft Beer The Count Rolling the Dice

      QIC: The Count (RESPECT RESPECT)

      Date: 09/09/2019

      PAX: CouchPotato, DeerJack, DuckTales, GeekSquad, Hasbro, Hector, MilkMan, RadioHead, UTurn

      AO: The Huey


      Conditions

      Wonderful Cool morning at The Huey.  Clear skies and humidity low.


      COP

      Duck Flew down off the mtn to lead the warm up.

      SSH IC 10

      Sun Sautation 3

      Willy Mays Hays IC 10

      Merkin IC 10

      The Thang

      “Roll The Dice”

      Round 1 – 20 IC Werkins, 20 IC SSH, 20 IC Lunge, 20 IC LBC’s  (Run Lap)

      Round 2 – 15 IC Carolina DryDocks, 15 IC Imperial Walkers, 15 IC Monkey Humpers, 15 IC Flutter Kicks (Run Lap)

      Round 3 – 10 Hand Release Merkins, 10 8count Body Builders, 10 IC Reverse Lunge, 10 IC American Hammers (Run Lap)

      Round 4 – 5 IC Diamond Merkins, 5 Burpees, 5 IC Bonnie Blairs, 5 IC Roalita, (Run Lap)

      Round 5 – 10 IC Merkins, 10 IC Mountain Climbers, 10 Jump Squats, 10 IC Oblique Crunches (Run Lap)

      Round 6 – 15 IC Shoulder Tap, 15 IC Plank Jacks, 15 IC Squats, 15 IC Freddy Mercurys’

      END EX


      COT

      CIRCLE OF TRUST: Countarama, Namarama, – Spoke about Resilience in the face of adversity.  Related to the real life story about Red Platoon in Afghanistan.    
      BALL OF MAN: We lifted up in prayer the needs of our PAX who were present and those known prayer request for those not there.  Especially for those left in the devastation from Hurricane Dorian. 


      Moleskin

      Each Round was led by a different PAX.  Some who have Q’d and some who have not.  Good practice for being able to call cadence.  Loved when I told RadioHead he was next….”Whaaaat?”… LOL.. He did great!


      News

      • Launch of Smackdown Located on Signal Mtn at the Signal Mountain Atheletic club parking lot. Look for shovel Flag. Tuesdays 05:30
      • Week 2 IronPax Get out there

      Recent Backblasts

        IP Week Duex

        QIC: Sidekick

        Date: 09/11/2019

        PAX: Threeskin, Fissure, Uncle Fester, She Shed, Moneyball, Free Time, Skitch, Early Bird, Candu, VSquared, Blindside, Sunburn (R)

        AO: Lions Den


        Conditions

        67 and gloomy.  Much dread in the air


        COP

        SSH ICX20; 3rd Grade Exercises ICX12; Right over left ICX10; Left Over Right ICX10; Seal Claps ICX12; Proscuito’s Gold Chain ICX12; SSH ICX15;

         

        Lets Get it

        The Thang

        IP Week Duex

        10 Manmakers

        20 Overhead Press

        30 Kettle Bell Swings

        40 Goblet Squats

        50 Incline Mercans on block

        Run 4 laps

        Repeat; Run 3 laps

        Repeat; Run 2 Laps

        Repeat; Run 1 lap


        COT

        9/11.  remember where you were how you felt.  Remember those lost and those who sacrificed to rid the world of terror.  Remember Billy Ray, All Gave Some – Some Gave All


        Moleskin

        Lots of motivation being tossed around this morning.  I appreciate it.  Everybody kept moving and nobody wanted to quit.  Great work


        News

        in the books.  yea


        Recent Backblasts

          Do or Don’t

          QIC: WuzntMe

          Date: 09/10/19

          PAX: FNG-Stars, Uncle Fester, Sunshine, She Shed, Hobo, Sinai, Kowbell, Kiffin, Oiler, Callahan (R), Red Tees, Sherlock, Ringwald, Curfew, Flemish

          AO: Hill City


          Conditions

          Pretty warm, kinda humid, and smelled sorta like poo, because hippies took over Coolidge. 


          COP

          Indian Run mosey with the Cookie Jar to under the bridge.
          SSH IC x25
          Don Quixote IC X 10
          Forward Fold IC x 10
          Wesley Snipes in an Indians Uniform IC x10
          Royce Gracie IC x 10
          Merkins IC x10
          ~Randy~
          LBAC x 15
          10 count
          LBAC Reverse x15
          10 count
          Seal claps x15
          10count
          Chinook x10
          ~recover~
          SSH IC x 30 

          The Thang

          Wall Sit
          Took the Cookie Jar to the bridge. All PAX took an air chair, passed the bucket x2
          Passed the bucket x2, then 5 merkins after you pass it, and reclaim the chair
          Passed the bucket x2, then 5 shoulder presses, then reclaim
          Recover

          Merkin Elevator
          Mosey down the path. Escalating lightpole merkins. 2 merkins, then sprint to the next pole, 4 merkins, then sprint, etc. up to 12. Sprint back to original pole and hold plank for six

          Bearcrawl Boilermaker
          Split PAX into two single file lines. All PAX hold plank, last man bearcrawls to the front, then next last man bearcrawls to the front. Like an Indian run, but worse. Two lines raced for two light poles. 
          Crabwalk back – 
          Same PAX now hit their six, and do AMRAP LBCs while last PAX crabwalks to the front of the line. Lines raced for two light poles.

          Mosey back to the big grass slope. All PAX on the line, sprint to the top, run back down, bernie to the top, and run back down. 

          Time.


          COT

          I had a work project that I was working on until deep into Monday night. I thought about calling Ringwald and letting him know that he may need to be available to sub Q if I couldn’t make it on Tuesday. I was talking to Prosciutto at this time, and told him I was thinking about giving Ringwald the heads up. Pro’s response was succinct: either do it, or don’t. But don’t leave something in the middle, and to chance. I doubled down, and stuck with my original plan – regardless of how late I was working on Monday. 


          There’s no shame in asking for help, or letting someone know that you can’t do something. This is normal, natural, and part of the reason men need a network of other men to help pick up slack where it happens. But this isn’t the same thing as having one foot in, and one foot out. Either do it, or don’t. 


          Moleskin

          Halfway through the Boilermaker, SheShed lamented the overall lack of shoulder exercises…
          “I think my abs are now made of roast beef” dunno what this means, but laffo.
          Stars was so named because in the middle of his introduction he stopped talking, and was most likely seeing stars…


          News

          Iron Pax, FOUR AOs running on a Tuesday now. 


          Recent Backblasts

            Back & Bis Brah

            QIC: Candu

            Date: 09/06/2019

            PAX: VSquared, IronButt (respect x2), Pebbles, Backfire, Cliffhanger, Sunburn (respect), Elvis Jackson

            AO: Boneyard


            Conditions

            Vera nice


            COP

            No Flag Burpees x 5

            SSH x 25 IC

            Prosciutto Gold Chains x 15 IC

            SealSH x 15 IC

            Bulgarians x 10 OYO

            Slow Squats x 10 IC

            LBAC x 10 IC

            Reverse x 10 IC

            Cherry Pickers x 10 IC

            Billy Blairs  x 5 IC

            Bus Burpees x 5

            The Thang – Back & Bis Brah

            Partner up

            Hold Al Gore while partner produces

            Pull ups x 10

            Chin ups x 5

            Vertical pulls x 10

            Vertical chins x 10

            Leg raises- partner pushes down legs x 10

            Rotating fashion

            Run track as a Pax

            2 – 3 more rounds of Bus Burpees

            Made it thru 3 rotations

            Mary

            Anus Peeps? X 10 IC

            Hollywoods x 10 IC each side

            LBCs?

            Time!


            COT

            We all depend on someone. Who depends on you? Are you giving them what they need?


            Moleskin

            Cliffhanger said my workouts always get his back real good.

            High five!!!


            News

            Pretty stoked to see the first Smackdown backblast


            Recent Backblasts

              A Foolish Hypocrite

              QIC: Prosciutto

              Date: 09/10/2019

              PAX: Odd Job, Ducktales, Freetime, Whittler, FNG-Coin Slot, Money Ball, FNG-Shredder, FNG-Cottontail, Blindside

              AO: Smackdown


              Conditions

              Muggy, humid, purest and rarest mountain air in the region


              COP

              SSH x 10 IC
              High Knees x 10 IC
              Wide High Knees x 10 IC
              Merkins x 10 IC
              Third Grade Exercises IC
              Willy Mays Hays
              Baby Arm Circles (F/B)
              Morrocan Night Club with Dancing/Bobbing/Moving with the Funk
              SSH x 12 IC

              Indian Run lap 400m for good measure

              The Thang

              With IronPax Challenge going on, it seemed only right to give the regions newest AO a taste of what has been accomplished so far; pair off in groups of 3 / team

              And since we have a track at our disposal – why not summon my inner Candu, and offer a relay?

              IronPax Relay
              3 Rounds with 3 pax per team; cones set 40 yards out as a marker for the traveling man

              Round 1:
              Traveler: Lunge to Cone & Lunge Back
              P2: Squats AMRAP
              P3: Worst Merkins Ever AMRAP

              When six is in, all together LBCs in Cadence

              Jail Break width of field, both ways.

              Round 2:

              Traveler: Broad Jump Burpee to Cone and Bear Crawl back
              P2: Big Boy Situps
              P3: Bonnie Blaire

              When six is in, all together Plank Jack x 20 IC

              Indian Run 400m

              Round 3:
              Traveler: Bear Crawl to cone, perform 5 burpees, Bear Crawl back
              P2: Man Makers w/ Block
              P3: Overhead Press w/ Block

              When six is in, all together Flutter Kick x Forever IC

              Jail break width of field

              Arrive at bleachers on other side of track:
              Box Jump to the top
              Dips x 12 IC
              Incline Merkins x 10 IC
              Decline Merkins x 10 IC

              Jail break back across width of field; Ducktales false started, won, gloated, argued false start accusation. Well done.

               

              Mary:

              > Infinity Plank with a side of *G2

              While planking, YHC inserted wisdom regarding ‘the magnet’; half-paraphrasing from Freed to Lead:

              There’s three F’s in F3. First is Fitness. We call it the magnet... but why?

              It’s the draw to the group. It fills the gaps of a man’s inconsistent fitness. But it’s more about a man showing up consistently and becoming part of something. As he shows up consistently, he has no choice than to get better, be better.

              He finds out he’s getting better each time he shows up because he’s gaining on the guys today who were faster than him yesterday; he’s making progress. It’s simple.

              No longer does he need to pay “Crystal” the trainer to make him do lunges and squats; the Q does it now. Once he posts, he can say so long to the fake plants in the corner of the gym who “were” his comfort zone. He can say good bye to the personal trainer check he was stroking each month; without seeing any progress.

              Now he has real men to push him, hold him to his commitments; call him out for good reason if he’s backsliding or falling short in his progress.

              He finds it doesn’t necessarily get easier, but instead it’s the opposite. But he has so much fun doing it - he keeps coming back for more.

              That’s the magnet. Next week, we can talk about the Glue, or the second F;
              Fellowship.

              * Lexicon: G2 = Information


              COT

              A research scientist was giving a commencement speech back in the late 70’s at Cal Polytech. His name was Richard Feynman.

              He spoke about research methods, the scientific method, what makes a good scientist and integrity in experimentation. One particular thing I came across In the speech that spoke rather profoundly to me is where he said this,

              “Be careful not to fool yourself; and you’re the easiest one to fool”

              Got me thinking… Every day we walk through life witnessing, assessing, judging and making decisions. All of these assessments, we view through a prism of good or bad, that prism is based on our world view or ideals. Often times, a rather narrow prism, in fact.

              One thing I’ve noticed is how I can internally place judgement on another’s actions or words, but completely fall blind to my own actions. I’ll judge another, only to turn around and justify my own (at times) exact same behavior; sweeping it under the rug.  That’s fooling yourself in a most extreme way. Who’s really the fool? Joke’s on who now?

              In essence, we can all be fool’s trapped inside ourselves. I challenge and encourage each of you, to go and find that fool – cast him aside, overcome him and his judgments. Stop lying to yourself first, open your eyes and realize that kind of hypocrisy will only take you down a long winding dark road of suckitude.

              Rid yourself of that negativity, you’ll find greater happiness and peace in your thoughts and greater hope restored in your fellow man.


              Moleskin

              • #Kotters to Odd Job. Happy you’re back brother! This sentence is mostly true.
              • Ducktales false starts on jail breaks; doesn’t need it because he’s a Deer with very very very long long legs.
              • Gonna be alot of squinty eyes in the Smackdown COT vids; Signal Mountain folk don’t like the “light pollution”. See: City Council meetings proposing any development
              • Post-gloom coffee from the Ducktales canteen will burn everything from your tongue down to your… well, past your tongue. The first sip is delicious, after that – no taste in anything for 4 days. Worth it.
              • Blocks ‘borrowed’ from the church may require future tithing (this is not a commercial and I accepted zero-endorsement $ to print this)

              News

              Iron Pax Week 2 is upon us. Smackdown will host IP Week 2 for those interested. Perfect setting.

              Signal Mountain AO is here! Headlock everyone


              Recent Backblasts

                Kickball at Landfill

                QIC: Fissure

                Date: 09/07/2019

                PAX: Moneyball, Peanuts, Songbird, Fly-by (Respect), Uncle Fester, Vsquared, Snowflake, Head Gasket, Sidekick, Iron Butt (Respect), Hasbro, Threeskin, Whittler

                AO: Landfill


                Conditions

                ‘Twas nice


                COP

                SSH x 20 IC
                Fwd Fold x 10 IC
                WMH x 10 IC

                The Thang

                Sidekick setup bases for kickball whilst we performed warmup exercises
                3 team Kickball
                Due to only 14 players we split into 3 teams.  Defense performed 3 penalty burpees per run given up


                Moleskin

                Fun times were had.  Crap talk ensued and we are better for it.


                News

                Check #ironpax channel


                Recent Backblasts

                  Sightseeing on the Southside

                  QIC: Sidekick

                  Date: 09/10/2019

                  PAX: Vsquared, Dirk, Iron Butt (R), Wallflower, Backfire, Cliffhanger

                  AO: Boneyard


                  Conditions

                  66 degrees and pleasant


                  COP

                  SSH ICX20; Forward Fold ICX15; 3rd Grade Exercises ICX10; Right over Left ICX12; Left Over Right ICX12; Willie Mays Hays IC X12; LBAC ICX10; Reverse ICX10; Moroccan Night Club ICX10; Shoulder Press ICX10; SSH ICX15

                  The Thang

                  All moseys referenced below were executed as aggressive Moseys in preparation for IP Round 2

                  Mosey to the Tennis Courts

                  Southside Shuffle

                  Get on one sideline, Shuffle to the opposite sideline; 10 Mercans; Shuffle back to opposite sideline; 10 Mercans; shuffle to opposite sideline; 10 Mercans

                  Move to court # 2; Repeat but with 10 Bonnie Blairs in place of Mercans

                  Move to Court #3; Repeat but with 10 nancy Kerrigans, 5 per leg

                  Move to Court #4; Repeat with 10 8 count body builders

                  Mosey to the MAN Station

                  Split up into pairs, I went solo.  One pair will stay at the MAN station and AMRAP pull ups and true dips, swapping back and forth.

                  The remaining PAX will aggressively mosey the lap with core work outs done at the 3, 12 and 9 positions, 10 reps IC.  We modified this down to the 3 and 9 positions to assist with the PAX at the MAN Station.

                  Core exercises included LBC, Pickle Punders, Dying Cockroach, pretzel crunches, Freddy Mercury, and a couple more

                  Upon completion of the lap, one pair will rotate to the MAN station and repeat.  Repeat this cycle until all pairs have had a chance to AMRAP

                  Mosey around the back of the post office.

                  Bernie Bear up the little hill

                  Mosey to the front of the Post office

                  20 Deep Ircans on the curb; chest to the concrete

                  Mosey to the side of the post office

                  Wall sit with arm movements; total of 2 minutes

                  Mosey to the Inviisible Flag – 5 burpees for no flag


                  COT

                  Push yourself.  Hard weeks make stronger men.  I have 4 Qs this week, IP round #2, and our new owners in town at work.  Hard Week.  But I will be better and stronger for it.  Push yourself to do the same

                  Also take time to remember 9/11 and what it means to you and remember the lives lost on that day and the subsequent conflicts that followed


                  Moleskin

                  Not a ton of chatter today.  I think Iron Butt hates Iron pax.  Says it changed us and made us more manly on our Qs.  he may be on to something here.  Good to see Wallflower back out for day #2.  Inspiring story and man


                  News

                  IP #2.  yea


                  Recent Backblasts