Gun Show Dora @ #Lions-Den

QIC:  Recycle

Date: 1/13/2021

PAX: Fissure, Prosciutto, Mansiere, Jenny Craig, Rodeo, Mr Clean, Laces Out (RESPECT), Blindside, Care Bear, Chief, Back Pew, Joanna Gainz, Burrito, Hambone (RESPECT), Friar Tuck (RESPECT), Moneyball, Offset, Flute, The Count (RESPECT RESPECT)

AO: Lion’s Den


Conditions

The air was butt cold, the track was frosty.


COP

SSH x20 IC
FF OYO
WMH x10 IC
TGE x10 IC
MCM x10 IC
LBAC x12 IC
Rev x12 IC
SC x12 IC
OC x12 IC
MNC x12 IC
SSH x15 IC


The Thang

Gun Show Dora

PAX partner up. Partner 1 moseys a lap, partner 2 counts reps.

Before counting reps, each PAX completes 15 CPRs with coupon.

Round 1 : 100 Burpees
Round 2: 100 Captain Thors
Round 3: 100 Lt Dans


COT

If you are anything like me, the last year has been a very anxious time. Something that helps me when I start feeling the weight on my shoulders:

1 Peter 5: 6-9

Humble yourselves, therefore, under God’s mighty hand, that he may lift you up in due time.  Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you. Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour.  Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings.


Moleskin

20 at the Den today. Was it Moneyball’s EHing or the Yacht Rock Spotify playlist that brought all the boys to the yard?

Fissure was there for the playlist.

Prosciutto is tired of warming up and is ready to get to The Thang.

Public Service Announcement: If you tell a good joke in the presence of Burrito, you should know that everyone you both know will have heard it by the next time you see them.

Rodeo discovered the hard way that wearing just shorts when the temp is in the 20s is….not great.



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    Sheldon Comes to The Huey

    QIC: Blue

    Date: 12-17-20

    PAX: Mr. Clean, Gretel, U-turn, Ducktales, Friar Tuck, Hasbro

    Conditions

    33° and a brisk wind

    CoP

    • Stretches for each body part
    • Ssh
    • Shoulder Blasters

    The Thang

    Sheldon Cooper

    A series of 4 exercises 10 reps each followed by a mosey lap, then reps decrease to 9, 8, 7……..and so on. Exercises were as follows……

    • CPR
    • Sumo Squat
    • Captain Thor
    • Contra Burpee

    Contra Burpee (modified)……..1st Round, regular burpee. 2nd Round, burpee w/ 2 Merkins. 3rd Round, burpee w/ 3 Merkins. Basically, a burpee with increasing number of Merkins each round.

    CoT

    Vulnerability……..there’s something to being vulnerable. Society and culture want us to believe we have to be perfect and have it all together all the time, but no one does and no one wants to say they don’t. We have a prime “safe space” with our brothers in F3. F3 has allowed me the opportunity to be vulnerable and get the support I didn’t know I needed. Keep that in mind next time you’re dealing with or going through something on your own. Reach out to a brother in F3.

    Those Inch Worms Are Tough…….TWSS

    QIC: Blue

    Date: 01/13/21

    PAX: Nordic Track, U-turn, Bobbit, Roomba

    AO: Detention

    Conditions

    A brisk 26-27°, with plenty of frost on the grass. Luckily we stayed to the concrete. Clear skies.

    CoP

    • SSH x 10 IC
    • Forward Fold x 10 IC
    • 3rd Grade Ex. x 10 IC
    • Willie Mayes Hayes x 10 IC
    • SSH x 15 IC
    • Tricep Stretch x 10 IC
    • Shoulder Stretch x 8 IC
    • Quad Stretch x 8 IC
    • Michael Phelps x 10 IC
    • Burpees x 5 OYO

    The Thang

    Merkin Mile – ran a lap….10 Merkins x 4

    All About the Benjamin’s!!!!

    Each round adds up to 100

    • Round 1
    • Curls for the Girls x 20
    • Walking Lunges x 20
    • Mountain Climbers x 20 (count right leg)
    • Walking Lunges x 20
    • Shoulder Press w/coupon x 20
    • Round 2
    • Tricep Ext. x 20
    • Walking Lunges x 20
    • Imperial Walkers x 20
    • Walking Lunges x 20
    • Plank Jacks x 20
    • Round
    • Windmills x 20
    • Inch Worms x 20
    • Wide Merkin x 20
    • Inch Worms x 20
    • 3rd Grade Exercise
    • Round 4
    • Man Makers x 20
    • Walking Lunge Rifle Carry w/coupon x 20
    • Shoulder Press x 20
    • Walking Lunge Rifle Carry w/coupon x 20
    • Coupon Squat x 20

    CoT

    GRACE……….even to those that we feel don’t deserve it, especially them. My definition of a Christian is “one who can see Christ in every THING around them”. No matter your faith, belief, etc……try to see the good in everything, not just what “good” it can do for you, but the inherent good in things/people/whatever.

    Moleskin

    Lots of set ups for TWSS.

    Time to Get Right

    QIC:  Gretel

    Date: 01/12/2021

    PAX: Deliverance (visiting from Nashville area), Doogie, Friar Tuck (Respect), NordicTrack, Blue, U-Turn

    AO: The Huey


    Conditions

    I never know how cold it is anymore, my Jeep doesn’t have a thermometer, 40ish with cloud cover, pretty comfortable for a January beatdown

    COP

    SSH 25 IC

    Forward fold 10 IC

    WMH 10 IC

    3rd Grade 10 IC

    5 burpees OYO


    The Thang

    1-mile run on track then gather in the Love Shack

    PAX will do sets of 5 OYO exercises then wall sit until 6 is in:

    1st set: 20 SSH, 20 merkins, 20 BBSU, 20 squats, 10 2-pushup burpees, (5 bonus beer truck burpees)

    2nd set: 20 SSH, 20 merkins, 20 lunges hard count, 20 leg lifts, 10 2-pushup burpees, (5 bonus beer truck burpees)

    3rd set: 20 SSH, 20 merkins, 20 Bobby Hurleys, 20 mt climbers hard count, 10 2-pushup burpees (5 bonus Red Bull truck Navy Seals)

    4th set: 20 SSH, 20 merkins, 20 reverse lunges hard count, 20 flutter kicks hard count, 10 2-pushup burpees

    3 MoM: flutter kicks IC, leg lifts IC, Freddie Mercurys IC


    COT

    Stolen from recent F3 Podcast in which the topic of “Getting Right” was discussed.

    You must “get right” before you can do anything else. We must be in alignment with the task at hand in order to be proficient, whether this be our fitness, marriage, relationships, work, etc. If we are not “right” we will not be prepared, especially when it matters the most.

    Isaiah 33:23 – Your rigging hangs loose: The mast is not held secure, the sail is not spread. Then an abundance of spoils will be divided and even the lame will carry off plunder.


    Moleskin

    We welcomed a guest from Nashville area today, F3 – Deliverance, originally from Chattanooga. Give him a warm welcome if you see him anywhere else this week as he is here visiting family.


    News

    Ongoing 3rd F opportunities at Chubby’s and Habitat for Humanity, see the channel for info.


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      “Track” Day Fun

      QIC: M.I.A.

      Date: 01/12/2021

      PAX: Blackout, Goo-Goo, John Doe, Meow Mix, Oui Oui, FNG – Pink Slip (Respect), Seagull, Shawshank, Tatonka, Toe Tag, Vaccine, Woodrider, WuzntMe

      AO: Parliament


      Conditions

      A warm feeling 38 degrees.


      COP

      Warmup lap
      20 x SSH
      Forward Fold
      10 x WMH
      Iraqi Tea Time


      The Thang

      PAX Paired up – attempting to match speed.

      Catch Me If You Can

      Lap 1
      Partner 1 Performs Walking Lunges
      Partner 2 Completes 10 x Thrusters with Coupon and carries coupon to catch Partner 1
      Flapjack and continue until 1 lap complete

      10 Count

      Lap 2
      Partner 1 Bernies
      Partner 2 Completes 10 x SSH (no coupon – thanks for asking) then runs to catch Partner 2
      Flapjack and continue until 1 lap complete

      10(ish) Count

      Lap 3
      Partner 1 Bernies
      Partner 2 Completes 10 x Coupon Squat then rifle carries to catch Partner 2
      Flapjack and continue until 1 lap complete

      Usain Bolts until time (PAX calls out exercise for remainder of PAX to perform while that individual runs a lap) – run around the bleachers/pad
      LBC’s
      Flutter Kicks
      American Hammers
      Freddie Mercury’s
      Low Plank
      100s
      Alternating Side Plank
      Scissor Kicks
      Crunchy Frogs
      Big Boy Sit-up’s
      Third Grade Exercise


      COT

      I was reading an excerpt from Every Good Endeavor by Timothy Keller and it was speaking on cultivation. I was trying to explain a thought on what I had read to a friend while my son kept trying to interrupt me to play with him. I realized I was cultivating something with my actions then by ignoring my son.

      We all cultivate things constantly, both in positive ways and negative. My challenge to the PAX this morning was to push them to cognizant of what they are cultivating and to keep trying to improve themselves, the others around them and their community by being intentional with their actions.


      Moleskin

      All PAX were excited intrigued about the idea of “Track” Day with coupons. Upon arriving to the AO, YHC was informed Track Day should consist of approximately 80% running. Today “Track” Day consisted of at least 85% traveling around the track in a counter clockwise motion, so mission accomplished.

      The above estimates are deemed reliable by YHC, however the ability of YHC to accurately estimate percentages was called into question by some of the PAX. One of the same PAX has reason to question YHC due to inability to patiently wait for a complete 10 count.

      John Doe is the master of the mid-beatdown EH.

      Today marked the first Track Day YHC was not lapped multiple times by Tatonka.


      News

      Sousa on Q tomorrow for … MORE coupon fun at Parliament

      WuzntMe makes YHC regret today’s workout tomorrow at Hacksaw

      Be on the look out for more opportunities to get involved in 3rd F activities – both Habitat for Humanity and at Chubby’s.

      6 packs and 6 counts: A core shredding Beatdown!

      QIC:  Sousa

      Date: 1-8-21

      PAX: AOL, Mothballs, Rollback, Bernie, Toe Tag, Oui Oui, Seagull, Mayhem, Bonsai, Escobar, Slim Shady, Ramrod, Uncle Joe,

      AO: Hacksaw


      Conditions

      Bitterly Cold in the mid 30’s with a light rain but LARGE puddles.


      COP:

      Mosey to parking lot across from playground
      SSH- 20 count
      Forward Fold- slow 10 count
      Iraqi teatime- Slow 10 count
      Slow Count Merkin- 10 count
      Forward Fold- Slow 10 count
      World’s greatest stretch- Both sides 10 count each
      Third grade exercise- 10 count
      SSH- 21’s *5 penalty burpees if we don’t end together

      Mosey to the Commons under the cover of a beautiful and conveniently placed dry coverage awning.


      The Thang

      6 Packs and 6 counts
      6 exercises, 6 reps, 6 rounds:
      1. Big Boys

      1. Scissor Kicks Hard count
      2. Freddie Mercuries Hard Count
      3. LBC’s Hard Count
      4. Leg Lifts
      5. Hello Dollys Hard count
        *Perform each exercise as a 6 count
        At end of each Round:
        Round 1- 20 Air squats good form jog around parking lot and back
        Round 2- 20 Merkins jog around parking lot
        Round 3- 10 burpees jog around parking lot
        Round 4- 10 Jungle boy jumps jog around parking lot
        Round 5- 20 monkey humpers jog around parking lot
        Round 6- 20 pickle pointers jog around parking lot
        *Hold Al Gore till 6 is in between each round
        *Rinse and Repeat till time

      COT

      Guts:
      Today we did core, and while a core burnout was much needed, there is a reason
      behind the choice of beatdown today. Often in life, we as men are faced with decisions
      that we do not want to make and would rather completely avoid, skip or hide from.
      Sometimes we go through seasons of life where we have problems in our marriages,
      with our kids, parents, work, church etc, and it is hard to see the end of the tunnel. Guys
      when this happens, sometimes we must have the guts to stand up for whats right, and
      to do what isn’t the easiest, but whats right. Sometimes, we have to do whats wrong in
      the eyes of people to do whats right in the eyes of God. As we strengthened our core
      today, a strong physical core is not as important as a strong spiritual, mental, or
      emotional core, and I hope you strengthen that core for when Life throws you a
      curveball when you were sitting fastball. That’ all I got today. Make sure your Core is
      strengthened for those tough times.

      “When the going gets tough, the tough get going 
      1 Peter 3:15 ESV
      But in your hearts honor Christ the Lord as holy, always being prepared to
      make a defense to anyone who asks you for a reason for the hope that is in
      you; yet do it with gentleness and respect


      Moleskin

      Had to cut out Round 5 and go straight to 6 for time sakes. Originally planned to be in the grass, but per the PAX, and dryer option was present so we took advantage.


      News:

      Continued Prayers for El Chapo and his little brother who has terminal Cancer.

      One Monday a month 3rd-F at Chubby’s needs volunteers so jump on the 3rd-f channel.

      Bonsai has multiple third round job interviews. Prayer for strength and wisdom through these processes. Big answers to prayers thus far.

      “Dust” in the Wind

      QIC: M.I.A.

      Date: 1/7/2021

      PAX: 9Volt, Abercrombie, Blackout, Clothespin, Mrs Baker, Sniffer, Thin Mint, WreckedEm, WuzntMe

      AO: The Battery


      Conditions

      A cool 32 degrees, but no wind to speak of


      COP

      Mosey to the top of the hill and circle up.
      1 x SSH
      1 x Burpee
      Forward Fold
      10 x WMH
      10 x LBAC
      10 x Reverse LBAC

      Mosey to coupon stack to pick a winner


      The Thang

      With coupon at one side of the parking lot PAX completed increasing (then decreasing) reps of Thrusters, Merkins, and LBCs, running to the middle of the lot for merkins, and to the far side of the lot for LBCs, then completing the exercise give while waiting for 6. Then PAX walk back to the coupons for the next set.

      ThrusterMerkinLBCExercise till 6 is In
      123Hold 6 inches till 6
      246Hold 6 inches till 6
      369Hold 6 inches till 6
      4812Hold 6 inches till 6
      51015Pickle pointers till 6
      61218Pickle pointers till 6
      71421Pickle pointers till 6
      81624Pickle pointers till 6
      91827Pickle pointers till 6
      102030Hold high plank till 6
      91827Hold high plank till 6
      81624Hold high plank till 6
      71421Hold high plank till 6
      61218Hold high plank till 6
      51015Plank Jacks till 6
      4812Plank Jacks till 6
      369Plank Jacks till 6

      Return coupons to stack and mosey back to the flags.


      COT

      You don’t have to ask to be a leader to be followed.

      Tony Dungy remarked on a time when he was new to the NFL that a guy he had seen as a mentor said that he didn’t ask to be an example to others, but Dungy informed him that it wasn’t his decision to make.

      Two separate quotes from the book Family Discipleship by Matt Chandler and Adam Griffin were shared:

      “leading your family means going first, initiating what needs to be done. It starts with you. Whatever your family needs, meeting the need begins with your action.”

      “Parents are as much mentors and servants as they are masters… Your role is to identify the needs of those under your care and sacrificially meet them.”


      Moleskin

      PAX commented on the playlist that gave ambiance to the Thang. Proof that a generic 80’s rock playlist is better for a workout than the Full Metal Jacket soundtrack, as well as the musical noises being made by the PAX. Although Sniffer has no sense of smell, he did not appreciate the emanations proceeding from said musical noises.

      Counting is hard, though all PAX eventually understood the pattern of the increasing reps.

      The compulsive tendencies of some PAX (namely Blackout) nearly caused them to complete remaining sets rather than attend COT.

      Fanny packs are always in style.


      News

      Make a plan to plug in to 3rd F opportunities.

      Myths and Legends

      QIC:  threeskin

      Date: 01/01/2021

      PAX: Sunburn, Sports bra, Moneyball, Carebear, Dolly, U-turn, Recycle, Joanna, Fissure, Oui oui, Jazzy Jag, Prosciutto, Sniffer, Blackout, Ramrod, Snitch, Mr. Clean, Blue, Slim Shady, Mansiere, Gretel, Clickbait, Seagull, Sousa, Rollback, Mayhem, Picabo, Bob Jones, Clothespin, Mothballs, Tipper, MIA, FNG-Beat It, AOL, Cavity Search, Iron Butt, Nordictrack, Hasbro, Milkman, Pink Panther, Blindside, Skitch, Vsquared, Ducktales, Sunscreen, Free Candy

      AO: Anvil


      Conditions

      Mild and wet, but not soaked…


      COP

      Warmup lap
      Giant socially distanced circle in the middle of the field
      On your belly. On your back. On your feet.
      All reps x 21 in cadence:
      SSH, high knees, low knees, SSH, Imperial walkers, windmills, SSH (final 16 reps silent)
      On your belly. On your back. On your feet.
      Baton passed from Fissure to Threeskin.


      The Thang

      Legend:
      1 – 2 Burpees (Aquaman Style) on side A
      2 – 4 Lunges each leg on side A
      3 – 6 Imperial Walkers on side A
      4 – 8 Merkins on side A
      5 – 10 Plank Jacks on side A
      6 – 12 Squats on side A
      M – run across the field, Hand release merkins, on side B
      P Pickle Pound or Point until six is in then walk back

      Order:
      1 M P
      1 M 2 M P
      1 M 2 M 3 M P
      1 M 2 M 3 M 4 M P
      1 M 2 M 3 M 4 M 5 M P
      1 M 2 M 3 M 4 M 5 M 6 M P

      One lap to catch the Six

      Prosciutto’s gold chain til time.


      COT
      Suggestion: everyone should read Every Good Endeavor by Timothy Keller

      4 myths and reasoning to implement change this year.

      Myth: No room for mistakes – mistakes are proof you are growing

      Myth: You need to know everything – more you know, more you realize you don’t know everything

      Myth: Always look ahead for what may go wrong – Your powers resides in the present 

      Myth: If you give up perfection you lose your edge – you actually make room for growth and opportunity 


      Moleskin

      47 PAX started the year off right.

      Back, belly, feet was a real hit!

      Beat it, no one wants to be defeated… Welcome!


      News

      Check out the 3rd F channel to get plugged in this year.


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        Blocks, Bleachers, and Burpees

        QIC:  Gretel

        Date: 01/04/2021

        PAX: Hasbro, Milkman, Ponce (Respect), Postman, Sherlock, Slois Lane

        AO: Shot House


        Conditions

        Clear and cold, freezing-ish, Little Dipper directly overhead


        COP

        10 burpees OYO

        Forward fold

        21 SSH IC

        10 Willie Mays Hayes IC

        10 3rd grade exercise IC

        21 SSH IC

        Mosey to the track with your block


        The Thang

        Circle up at visitor bleachers for shoulder blast, 10 IC of each:

        LBAC forward

        LBAC backward

        Seal claps

        Moroccan night clubs

        Grab your block and mosey to home bleachers:

        2 sets of 10 burpees OYO, up/down bleachers with block

        Mosey with block to next end zone:

        20 flutter kicks IC

        15 Hello Dollys IC

        15 Freddie Mercurys IC

        Mosey with block to visitor bleachers start point

        2 sets: 40’ walking lunges down and back, 30 block curls

        Rinse and repeat another lap of this


        COT

        Hebrews 12: 1-3

        Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles. And let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us, fixing our eyes on Jesus, the pioneer and perfecter of faith. For the joy set before him he endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God. Consider him who endured such opposition from sinners, so that you will not grow wearyand lose heart.

        We have all most likely heard this verse many times, but every time I remember hearing a sermon on it the focus was always on “running the race”. But let us notice that in verse 1, we are first told to “throw off everything that hinders”, or in the NKJV, “lay aside every weight”. Relating this to the physical, last year I pushed myself to lose 30 pounds and I attribute “leveling up” so to speak from the weight I didn’t have to carry around anymore. I encourage all HIM to throw off anything that is hindering you from accelerating your life, whether that be actual pounds, a grudge, a vice, or a bad attitude so that we may run our races with excellence.


        Moleskin

        Shot House track is fluffy compared to Anvil, burpees are awesome


        News

        Holler at Milkman for Shot House Q opportunities


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          Shot House -Sidekick; Sidekick – Shot House

          QIC:  Sidekick

          Date: 01/06/2021

          PAX: Band Camp; Cleaver; Fissure; Milkman; Sherlock

          AO: Shot House


          Conditions

          30 Degrees and clear. The grass was delicate crispness that only melted if you stayed stationary, which we did not


          COP

          SSHICX20; Willie Mays Hays ICX10; Forward Fold OYO; Left over Right OYO; Right over Left OYO; Seal Claps ICX12; Overhead Press ICX12

          Mosey with Block to the track


          The Thang


          Spread Eagle

          All PAX spread out along the straightaway of the track; Walk to the middle of the football field and place your block; walk back to the straightaway on the track.

          All rounds will follow the same general sequence: travel to block, exercise with block, jail break to opposite side track; 10 Mercans; repeat back across the football field to your starting point; run a lap

          Round 1

          Bear crawl — 20 Block Squats — Jail break — 10 Mercans — Bear Crawl — 20 Block squats — Jail Break — 10 Mercans — Lap

          Round 2

          Lunge — 20 Block press — Jail break — 10 Mercans — Lunge — 20 Block Press —Jail Break — 10 Mercans — 1/2 Lap

          Round 3

          Crawl Bear — 110 Blockees — Jail break — 10 Mercans — Crawl Bear — 10 Blockees —Jail Break — 10 Mercans — 1/2 Lap

          Round 4

          Reverse French Lunges — 20 Block Curls — Jail Break — 10 Mercans — Reverse French lunges — 20 Block Curls — Jail Break — 10 Mercans — 1/2 Lap

          Round 5

          Traveling Burpees — 20 Kettle Bell Swings — Jail Break — 10 Mercans — Traveling Burpees — 20 Kettle bell Swings — jail Break — 10 Mercans — 1/2 Lap

          Retrieve Block and circle up


          COT


          Hixson has been a great growth point for us in F3 Chattanooga. Milk has taken Shot House straight to 3 days a week to alleviate some overcrowding a Lions Den
          . The AO was so well received it had to split off again to form Detention. Great job by all. Keep it going through the winter, keep bringing those guys out. Spread the joy that is F3.


          Moleskin

          Was a bit quiet this morning. We did not talk any soccer which was surprising with Milk and Fizz in attendance. I am not complaining about that, but I could have used some of that magic spray about halfway through this morning.


          News

          Tuff Muff coming up sometime in February, stay tuned


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