10 or 11 bites at a time…

QIC: Threeskin

Date: 11/25/2019

PAX: Best In Show, Chavez, Dolly, Early Bird, Fissure, Lanyard, Jazzy Jag, Mayhem, FNG – Plunger, Gru, John Doe, Stars, Swing Set, Swipe Right, Toe Tag, Vaccine

AO: Beast Ridge


Conditions

38 degrees and moderate humidity, let it snow!


COP

Let there be Side Straddle Hops! 100IC

SSH x 10 mosey
‘lil babe’ arm circles
SSH x 10 mosey
‘lil babe’ arm circles – other way
SSH x 10 mosey
Mayhem’s Moroccan Night Club
SSH x 10 mosey
Military Press
SSH x 10 mosey
Seal Claps
SSH x 10 mosey
Tea Pots
SSH x 10 mosey
Good Mornings
SSH x 10 mosey
Willie Mays Hays
SSH x 10 mosey
3rd Grade Exercises
SSH x 10 mosey


The Thang

WARNING: Only complete once you are warm.
11 Elephants

1st Set: hold position
Partner 11s:
Curls & 8 Count Body Builders & Mtn Climbers
Mosey to SSHs

2nd Set: swap position

3rd Set: swap positions til time

We didn’t break a world record, but we will try again…


COT

How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time…
600 SSHs – If I told you before we started would you have thought we could have done it?
Learn to pace yourself, learn to reach out to others, and learn to maximize the time you have. Achieving your goals will become a natural way to live and work.


Moleskin

It takes a lot of SSHs to sharpen some guys.

PAX just couldn’t get enough SSHs so we did more. Not saying “in cadence” is a hard habit to break.

Some where close to splashing merlot on the 8ct BB rounds 🍷

0 modifications by the Q. One PAX decided to modify 8ct BBs with a jump. 🤦🏼‍♂️


News

Thanksgiving at Hill City on… if you don’t know by know I can’t help you.


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    100 # Burrito

    QIC: Geek Squad

    Date: 11/25/2019

    PAX:  Band Camp, Burrito, Cutter, Couch Potato, Count, Ducktales, Hasbro, Milkman

    AO: The Huey


    Conditions

    33 degrees according to our resident meteorologist, Hasbro.


    COP

    Warmup
    25 x SSH
    15 x Willie Mayes Hayes
    25 x SSH
    15 x Butt Kickers
    25 x SSH
    15 x imperial Walkers
    25 x SSH
    15 x Monkey humpers


    The Thang

    Mosey around the Huey, 1 Giant lap ending up at the parking lot.

    10 Burpees
    1 minute rest
    10 Burpees
    1 minute rest
    10 Burpees
    1 minute rest
    10 Burpees
    1 minute rest
    10 Burpees

    Ladder Drills in the parking lot then 1 minute rest (then rinse and repeat)

    Mosey to the bleachers

    10 box jumps
    15 dips
    10 decline
    15 inclines

    10 box jumps
    15 dips
    10 decline
    15 inclines

    Mosey back ot the flag for Mary

    Mary’s
    PAX. Choice



    COT

    Be Thankful. 3 verses from the Bible I think of when being thankful!

    1. For God’s steadfast love endures forever
    Psalm 136:1

    “Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good, for his steadfast love endures forever.”
    Psalms 136:1 ESV


    2. Be thankful for God who gives us Victory through Jesus Christ because He was victorious over the grave. He is Risen!
    “But thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.”
    1 Corinthians 15:57


    3. Be thankful for those whom God as put in your life!

    “I thank my God in all my remembrance of you,”
    Philippians 1:3 ESV






    News

    Thursday, Covergence at Hill City 0530


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      Rivalry Saturday Game Day

      QIC: Mayhem

      Date: 11/30/2019

      PAX: Clothespin, Threeskin, Schnitzel, 9-Volt, Shotput, Gru, Porkbelly, Sandwich, Topless, Deep Dish, El Chapo, FNG-Duran, FNG-The Beast

      AO: The Battery


      Conditions

      Near about perfect for a fall F3 beatdown – Cool around 50ish and No Rain! (novel for the Battery!!)


      COP

      Welcome / Disclaimer

      Circle – Up around the flag

      SSH x 20 IC; Forward Fold x 10 IC; WMH x 10 IC; SSH x 20 IC; LBAC Forward x 10 IC; Reverse x 10 IC; Cherry Pickers x 10 IC; Chinooks x 10 IC; Shoulder Press x 10 IC; SSH x 10 IC; WGS L x 10 IC; WGS R x 10 IC; SSH x 10 IC

      Mosey back way around to outfield of nearest ballfield. Cones set up await…

      Rough 20yd by 40yd field marked off by cones with 10yd endzones. Two sets of cones set up in middle of field

      Entire PAX lines up on one sideline. But kickers to outfield fence and back; Big skips to OF fence and back

      Count off by 2s to create two “teams” of 7

      Agility Drills

      Shuttle Drill: (see link to youtube video – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5c_grMWWHI ) 2 sets of 3 cones in a line 5 yds apart. For each team, 1 PAX starts straddling middle cone while rest of pax hold plank in line. Upon Q call to start, PAX sprints to outside cone (5yds), touches ground, sprints to far opposite cone (10yds), touches ground, sprints through the far opposite cone (10yds), falls in line to hold plank with the rest of his team as next PAX jumps up from plank to do the same until through entire team. Teams race to finish first.

      3 Cone or L Drill: (see link to youtube video – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af2G4kCM4rg ) 2 sets of cones in L shape 5 yds apart. Just watch the video. Two teams hold plank again while taking turns and race against each other.


      The Thang

      Keeping same two 7 PAX teams…
      Two Hand Touch Football Game
      5 Mississippi Rush / Two Completions for a 1st down / For each score, opposing PAX performs 7 merkins additive (upon second score – 14 merkins, then 21, etc)

      Morphed in to Team Mayhem vs Team Deep Dish as primary QBs. Played until time approx 40 min. Team Mayhem dominated Team Deep Dish 28-0 thanks to outstanding receiving performances from Threeskin and Topless :))


      COT

      Two for one…
      Picking up from my COT yesterday. Christmas time when we celebrate Emmanuel (God WITH us). In regards to leadership, Jesus (the second Adam) demonstrated ultimate responsibility in contrast to the first Adam. Take away – Boys make messes and shirk responsibility / run and hide. Men accept responsibility to clean up messes they didn’t even make. Also, being Rivalry Saturday, reiterated the great culture of F3 where instead of comparing and competing to tear each other down as men in order to defeat our rivals, we have a culture to lift and encourage each other to be better. Iron Sharpens Iron. Keep Coming out to be sharpened and to be Iron for your F3 brothers.
      BALL OF MAN: Prayers for Momma Prosciutto, my friend Mark’s middle son Isaac battling Leukemia relapse and relative of FNG – The Beast.


      Moleskin

      Quote of the day from FNG – The Beast after Team Mayhem scored third TD with 9 min still remaining. “Ahhh Sh**! 9 more minutes!!” Even though his team lost, I think Deep Dish actually enjoyed the extra Merkins! 😉


      News

      Crickets…


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        Mosey Here, Mosey There

        QIC: Escobar

        Date: 11/26/2019

        PAX: WuzntMe, Deep Dish, El Chapo, Sandwich, Clothespin, Floaties

        AO: The Battery


        Conditions

        Dark, Cold, Surprisingly No Rain


        COP

        Moseyed along greenway about 1/4 mile. Stopped and did 20 SSH. Moseyed back to starting area. SSH x 20. LBAC 10ish (lost count but Deep Dish had us over 1,000 by his count) forward, reverse 10ish. WMH x 20.


        The Thang

        Moseyed to the hill and then up (some profane words may have been spoken when we turned to go up the hill). Reached top 10 merkins OYO.

        Moseyed down hill, 10 merkins OYO. Moseyed up hill, 10 merkins OYO. Moseyed down hill.

        Walking Lunge from bottom of hill to the top. May have done 10 merkins at top but I can’t remember. Walking squat down the hill (this sounds like a better idea than what we did. We actually took a step and did a squat, took a step and did a squat and on and on, but thinking back, I should have had the PAX in squat position and walking down the hill in this fashion. Noted for next time.)

        From bottom of hill, standing position walk your hands out in front of you to plank position, jump feet towards hands (like a burpee), then broad jump. Repeat move going up hill. (intended to go up the entire hill but did a Omaha about 3/4 up and changed to Bear Crawl the remaining portion). Held Al Gore till six was in.

        Moseyed down hill for 3 minute core work. 45 seconds each of Leg Lifts, Plank knee tuck to cross body kick through (alternating legs), Alternating Single Leg V ups, Hammers.

        Moseyed to pavilion. OYO Box Jumps, Decline Merkins, Dips x 20 each. Recover. 15 each OYO. Recover. 10 each OYO.

        Moseyed to Flags. Johnny Cash Ring of Fire holding plank rotating in clockwise fashion each member performed a merkin in their own time (Deep Dish, El Chapo, and Floaties were not in a hurry).

        Ended with a little stretching: Honeycutts x20 count each arm. Triceps stretch x 20 count each arm. Family reunion stretch (clasp hands behind back and stretch upwards) x 20 count. Forward Fold x 20 count. Time.


        COT

        Told PAX how I felt I had reasons for not working out today and the only reason I did was because I was the Q. My excuses were clearly not valid enough to not show, but I could have convinced myself they were. So the moral of the story is, show up. Do whatever it takes to get your butt out of bed and get better. Travel to other AOs so you can get better more than 2 days a week in the land of Cleves. If you can’t travel, hold yourself accountable in some manner to complete workouts at home. Keep pushing yourself.

        Multiple prayer requests for healing and divine intervention in the families of Prosciutto and El Chapo.

        WuzntMe lead us out with prayer.


        Moleskin

        WuzntMe said something about his tight rear at some point as we moseyed up the hill. Not sure what he was referring to. Sounds like the beat down this past Saturday for the 1 year anny was awesome and they even have a gift from Abscess they will be incorporating into the beat downs soon.


        News

        Thanksgiving Day: give your body thanks by getting to Hill City for an IronButt and Skitch hour long beat down starting at 5:30.


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          Clean up to Ring 1

          QIC: Best in Show

          Date: 11/18/2019

          PAX: Peanuts, FNG Swisher, Mayhem, WallaWalla, The Count (respect squared) Swipe Right, Gru, Fastlane, Sidekick, Oiler, Sidekick

          AO: Beast Ridge

          A crisp mid 30’s start to the week. 


          COP : A quick 30 SSH and we move out to the stadium to check out all 6 rings of the BIS dog show.


          The Thang

          Six rings of fun for the pax, each ring would have various exercises and for fun a jailbreak sprint between each stop. Finish up the first exercise in each ring and move on to the next

          Ring 1 , incline merkins, decline merkins, box jumps

          Ring 2, shoulder taps, St Bernard squats, High Knees

          Ring 3, bear crawls, Bernie Sanders (uphill x4)

          Ring 4 Burpees!

          Ring 5, suicide sprints

          Ring 6 Wall sits, donkey kicks, wall jacks


          COT

          Ran out of time and didn’t get all the planned exercises in, but there was still plenty to go around.


          Moleskin

          the strength of the fellowship of F3 has meant a lot to me. The impact of these men has been powerful for me.
          enough of the mushy stuff…



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            Landfill: Planking in the Rain!

            QIC: Moneyball

            Date: 11/23/2019

            PAX: Skitch, Back Pew, FNG – Katrina

            AO: Landfill

            CONDITIONS

            Rain, Rain and more Rain at 54 degrees…. Perfect!


            COP

            Frog Squat silent count

            Forward Fold x 10 IC

            Monkey Humpers x 10 IC

            Big Arm Circles Forward & Reverse x 10 IC

            Slow Willie Mayes Hayes x 10 IC

            Toe Merkins x 20 OYO

            SSH x 30 IC

            Slow Merkins x 10 IC, stay in Plank

            Shoulder Taps x 20 OYO (10 each shoulder)

            SSH x 25 IC

            *Mosey to the bottom of the hill (Bottom Gate)

            *Native Indigenous People Plank Run up to first Parking Lot using the sidewalk. Every 3 squares plank until all have ran by. Repeat until we get to brick crossing. Hold plank all together, 10 Merkins OYO, hold plank, 10 Carolina Dry Docks OYO, Forward Fold Silent count, Shoulder presses x 10 IC.

            *Mosey to Second Parking Lot, mix in Bernies, Karaokes & High knees.


            The Thang

            At The Parking Lot
            Partner up for Cardio Dora - Fast Pace, quick changes.
            #1 #2
            100 Merkins - Mosey
            200 Squats - Bernie
            300 LBC's - Mosey

            Back to sidewalk

            *Native Indigenous People Plank Run up to pavilion from second parking lot.

            This time every 5 squares, plank with 2 Merkins, jail break on every run. Final square plank together. 5 Merkins, 5 Carolina dry docks, Forward Fold, Shoulder presses x 15 IC, Cherry Pickers x 20 IC, Bouncing Moroccan Night Clubs x 10 IC, slow Big Arm circles forward & reverse x 10 IC.

            • 20 dips, 20 Merkins (incline or decline) x 2 OYO (40 each exercise)
            • Wall sit in Chair position x 10 IC
            • Bus Driver X 15 IC
            • Shoulder Press x 20 IC, recover
            • Muhammad Ali’s x 15 IC
            • Joe Frazier’s x 15 IC, recover
            • Shoulder Press x 15 IC
            • American Hammers x 15 IC, recover, TIME!

            COT

            F3 is more than a workout. Connect with these men who keep showing up and reach out to the ones who you haven’t seen in a while. Prayers for Countdown who recently lost his Mother. Prayers for Marriages & Relationships. Prayers for The Counts Brother Bob. Continued Prayers for the Men of F3.


            Moleskin

            Skitch, Back Pew and myself were so impressed with Uncle Festers FNG who didn’t let the rain stop him from coming for the first time. We named him Katrina after the well known Hurricane. What a great first workout story!

            The 300 Little Baby Crunches during the Dora made it a puddle party…….


            News

            Convergence at HILL CITY at 5:30am – Skitch & Ironbutt – Be THERE!


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              Pickle Balled

              QIC: Toe Tag

              Date: 11/22/2019

              PAX: Jazzy Jag, Fissure, DNF, WuzntMe, Fastlane, Mayhem, Swipe Right, Angelhair, JohnDoe, Threeskin, Whittler, Sidekick, FNG- Roofie, FNG- Cavity Search

              AO: Hacksaw


              Conditions

              It was a perfect 55 degrees and no rain.


              COP

              SSH ICX20; Willie Mays Hayes ICX10; Forward Fold ICX10; Little Baby Arm Circles ICX10; Reverse Little Baby Arm Circles ICX10; Shoulder Press ICX10; SSH ICX20; Mosey to Pickle Ball Court


              The Thang

              Pickle Balled

              8 groups of 2 PAX on each half of each court

              Station 1 – Mtn Climbers

              Station 2 – Air Squats

              Station 3 – Flutter Kicks

              Station 4 – Shoulder Taps

              Station 5 – Reverse Lunge

              Station 6 – Big Boy Sit Ups

              Station 7 – Monkey Humpers

              Station 8 – Aqua Mans

              This was a timed exercise with 1 minute at each exercise and then there was a two minute run in between each station.

              Mosey back to parking lot

              Mary

              American Hammer ICX20; Box Cutters ICX10; Fissures Choice ICx12


              COT

              Perseverance is something that we all need to help make it through some days. Know that we have others out there to help us persevere and it is okay to reach out when we need that help.


              Moleskin

              According to some…. Fissure’s warm ups are better than mine.


              News

              Thanksgiving Day Converge at Hill City – 5:30, IB and Skitch on Q


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                doubling down, 400 to 800

                QIC: Couch Potato

                Date: 11/21/2019

                PAX: Ducktales, Lloyd, KingPin,  Hasbro, Mayberry,  U-turn, Geeksquad, BandCamp, RadioHead

                AO: Huey


                Conditions

                Perfect cool conditions


                COP

                800 meters on the track at warm up pace, 25x Side Straddle Hop, Bear Crawl, Crab walk, Gorilla (Forward, Left and Right), and BullFrog then stretching consisting of chicken wing, cross body arm pull, forward fold, surfer, pigeon


                The Thang

                1x 800 meter then400 meter repeats with UML rotation (Upper-Middle-Lower)

                800 meter sprint, 20x standard pushups, 20x flutterkicks, walking lunges

                400 meter sprint, 10x leg lifter push up, 1 minute plank, 3-way lunge with kick

                400 meter sprint, 10x blast off pushup, 10x peter parker, 180 squat-jumps

                400 meter sprint, 1x minute buddyF%&**er leg lift,


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                  What the Hill???

                  QIC: SideKick

                  Date: 11/21/19

                  PAX: John Doe, AllState, Swisher, Lutefisk, Swingset, Woodchuck, Homeschool, Threeskin, Evita, Mayhem (R), Uncle Fester, Swipe Right, Peanuts, Gru, jazzy Jag

                  AO: RidgeCut


                  Conditions

                  40 and NIIIICCCEE


                  COP

                  SSH ICX20 (a reasonable number); Forward Fold ICX10; 3rd grade Exercises ICX12; Right over Left ICX10; Left over Right ICX10; Slow squats ICX15; LBAC ICX10; Reverse ICX10; Morrocan Night Club ICX10; Shoulder Press ICX10; Willie Mays hays ICX12; Slow Mercans ICX10

                  Mosey around church to the hill


                  The Thang

                  What The Hill??

                  All PAX at the bottom of the hill. Will traverse the hill in multiple manners, some difficult, some not so difficult. Mosey back down after each

                  1. Peter Parker
                  2. Reverse Lunge
                  3. traveling Burpee
                  4. Lunge
                  5. Deep Squat Broad Jump
                  6. Jail break

                  Circle of Trust

                  No not the one at the end of the workout

                  5 groups of 3 PAX in a circle pattern

                  Station 1 – Mercans

                  Station 2 – Squats

                  Station 3 – SSH

                  Station 4 – Burpees

                  Station 5 – Blocks

                  Station 5 is the timing mechanism and we have to trust that our brothers are giving it their all and not dragging A.

                  Round 1 – Curls

                  Once everyone has rotated through all 5 stations, Indian Run the soccer field

                  Round 2 – Overhead Press

                  Another Indian run

                  Mary

                  LBC ICX20; Pretzel crunch ICX10 per side; Dying Cockroach ICX15; Hello Dolly ICX15

                  Time


                  COT

                  Evaluate your priorities. Discuss with a trusted person, spouse, friend etc. Keep your eye on what is important to you so that you don’t chase things that are not


                  Moleskin

                  [Cock Burpees are a thing. JD doesn’t have much doodle doo after his cock-a-. No merlot splashed for swingset, great job


                  News

                  Battery 1 year anny on saturday 11/23

                  Thanksgiving Day Converge at Hill City – 5:30, IB and Skitch on Q


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                    Smackdown Iron PAX

                    QIC: Prosciutto

                    Date: 11/21/2019

                    PAX: Bumblebee, Burrito, Geyser, Holy Kiss, Laces Out, Newport, Pomade

                    AO: SMACkdown


                    Conditions

                    41 degrees, 60% humidity and beautifully calm… and then Burrito arrived. Smoking jackets were removed and checked at the door.


                    COP

                    This was off the cuff, so I’m probably forgetting one thing…
                    SSH x 20 IC
                    Plank and Calf Stretch
                    Plank Jacks x 15 IC
                    Merkins x 10 IC
                    Slow Cotton-Pickers
                    Slow Windmills
                    SSH x 15 IC


                    The Thang

                    Delightfully copied from the Iron Pax 2019 Week 1 Routine
                    The Suck
                    Four cones laid out in ~10 yard spacing
                    Starting line to first cone: Broad Jump to first cone
                    – 10 Burpees
                    – 10 Bonnie Blairs
                    – 10 Big Boy Situps

                    Broad Jump to next cone
                    – 10 Burpees
                    – 10 Bonnie Blairs
                    – 10 Big Boy Situps

                    Broad Jump to next cone
                    – 10 Burpees
                    – 10 Bonnie Blairs
                    – 10 Big Boy Situps

                    Bear crawl back to starting line and plank or hold Al Gore for Six

                    Ten Count (3) – YHC is a compassionate guy, c’mon!

                    One lap mosey with the pax

                    Repeat the above once more

                    Ten Count (3)

                    One lap mosey with pax

                    Modify the above slightly with the following for one more round:
                    Lunge walk between cones;
                    At each cone:
                    – 10 Merkins
                    – 10 Squats
                    – 10 LBC’s

                    Ten Count (2)
                    *Geyser joins, stage – right

                    The Very Indigenous Peoples and Native American run for one lap around track (roughly 394 meters – we counted two by two)

                    Wheel of Merkin x 5 revolutions

                    2+ minutes of 30 yard all you got, jail breaks with Burrito sounds

                    5 minutes of Mary. Time.


                    COT

                    Discussion about shield lock, where it comes from, what it means to be there for another, what accountability really means and how you can’t have accountability of self because that doesn’t make sense. Not sorry if that hurts someone’s feelings.

                    We kept El Chapo’s brother in our prayer intentions, Kickback’s upcoming events in Nashville, Geyser’s Father in Law, Prosciutto’s Mother


                    Moleskin

                    • Burrito is really fast and you can hear him moving fast, too.
                    • Still on Burrito – his cross-examination technique in the gloom is second to noone. My best buddy
                    • Good thing we start at 5:30 at SMACkdown – that parking lot likes to fill up right at 6am
                    • Whittler was sorely missed; it was discussed. I’m not crying you’re crying.

                    News

                    • The Battery is celebrating their one year anniversary this Saturday in the gloom
                    • Check Slack for the day of service on Saturday @ Hardy elementary

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