THROWBACK

QIC: Vila

Date: 07/09/2019

PAX: Dirk, Iron Butt (Respect), Sunburn (Respect), Lutefisk, Candu, VSquared, Ducktales, Peanuts, Whoopi, FNG-Cliffhanger, Ascot

AO: Boneyard

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4SEwXgXmvc&w=560&h=315]

Warm up

  1. Forward Fold x15
  2. Plank IC x10
  3. Up Dog x15
  4. Down Dog x15
  5. Mountain Climbers IC x15
  6. Forward Fold x15

Repeat

Mosey to the thing

At the gym:

  1. 15 squats w/ coupon

15 overhead press w/ coupon

Switch

15 count run in place switch back for second set

Cardio

Around the track:

  • 1/3 jog
  • 1/3 sprint
  • 1/3 jog

rotate to next workout

  1. 16 Step up (8 each leg)

12 dip

Switch

15 count run in place switch back for second set

Cardio

rotate to next workout

  1. 14 Ax chop (7 each side) w/ Bertha

16 Calf raise w/ coupon

Switch

15 count run in place switch back for second set

Cardio

rotate to next workout

  1. 15 curl w/ +5

15 high heel pickle pounders

Switch

15 count run in place switch back for second set

Cardio

rotate to next workout

  1. 15 SSH

15 Merkins

Switch

15 count run in place switch back for second set

 

Mosey back to lot for MOM

  • Box cutters
  • Freddie Mercury
  • LBCs
  • Crunchy Frog
  • Sweat Angel’s (ssh on your back) Candu’s Creation.

Count

Names

This was a very important workout to me. It is an amalgamation of 2 workouts that I did, a few years back, 3-4 times a week for 6 months that dropped 50 lbs. It is great for dropping weight, and then dialing in to increase speed and strength. The guys did a great job, and stayed in it even with a little slow down with instruction.

Announcement:

Fallen V – 7-13-19

Growruck – 8-23-19

Prayers:

Ducktales – Baby with severe complications

Ascot – Mother going into post surgical rehab

CROM!

Swinging hammers,

Vila

 

Independence Day Hustle

QIC: Sidekick

Date: 07/04/2019

PAX: Vila, Ducktales, Candu, Goose, Hasbro, Phone Book, Best in Show (respect), Blindside, Back Pew, Oiler, Sparky (Respect), Bernie, Roll Back, Chip (Willy Loman), Home Alone, JoJo (Willy Loman), Fastlane, Mayhem (Respect), Vsquared, Jazzy Jag, Skitch, Early Bird, Madoff, Money Ball, Flash, Sunburn (Respect), Bubbles (Respect), Clothespin

AO: Beast Ridge


Conditions

74 and Glorious


COP

Mosey to the Soccer Field (too massive for the baby parking lot (said with an Eastern European accent))

SSH ICX25; Forward fold ICX12; Willie Mays hays ICX15; SSH ICX15; LBAC ICX10, Reverse ICX10, Morrocan Night Club ICX10; Shoulder Press ICX10; Right over Left ICX8; Left over Right ICX8; Mercans ICX15; Slow Squats ICX15; SSH ICX15

The Thang

4 Corners with some Wrinkles (Lady Liberty is no Spring chicken you know)

Corner 1 – 15 Monkey Humpers

Sprint to Next corner

Corner 2 – 15 Mercans

Wrinkle 1 – Split into 5 waves – All hold plank at bottom of hill; Wave 1 bear crawl up the hill and hold plank; wave 2 and so on.  back down the hill

Mosey/Bernie/Karaoke to next corner

Corner 3 – 10 burpees

Sprint to Next corner

Corner 4 – 25 Squats

Wrinkle 2 – Bleachers…. – Box jump up one step – 10 Ircans; Box Jump the next – 10 Ircans – – – To the top; Box Jump down landing in a deep squat – 10 Dercans —- all the way down.

Mosey to the Pavilion

Upper body Wall Sit for the win

Split into 2 groups because of the massiveness again

One group on the wall while the other performs 15 ircans; Switch

Repeat with Dercans; and Dips.

Mosey to the new luscious grass in the back.

Football on the Futbal field, in the not so dark at 7:45 instead of 5:45

4 Stations of Exercises that was pretty chaotic due to massiveness of attendance

Station 1 – Most of the PAX; Alternating through various planks and Al Gore until it is their turn to relive their glory days

Station 2 – Throw me the Damn Ball! – Run a go route and hope you get lucky with a PAX who can moderately imitate Tom Brady and throw a football more than 5 yards.  Catch said pass.  Drop it? 5 burpees for you and the QB.  Rotate to station 3.

Station 3 – 4 PAX – In order from your arrival – 10 SSH – 10 lunges- 10 squats – 10 squats with 40 lbs of Corn on your back.  Rotate to Station 4

Station 4 – 3 PAX – In order from your arrival – 10 Shoulder Press – 10 Morrocan Night Club – 10 LBAC – Throw your Bomb!.  5 Burpees for an incomplete  pass.

back to Flag for Mary

10 Dying Cockroach IC; 10 Rosalita IC; Time


COT

Remember and appreciate your freedom.  Not every country in the world gets to choose their leaders, their profession, their spouse, the number of kids they have.  Don’t take it for granted.  Show some appreciation for your service members, past and present.  be safe on your holiday.


Moleskin

There was a Merlot Splash.  All i’m saying on that.  had some great chatter today, people love tossing the ole pigskin.  had some visitors form Birmingham.  Welcome


News

Fallen 5 Ruck event 7/13 at 7:00, at the Dame


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    monkey show

    QIC: Ducktales

    Date: 07/08/2019

    PAX: loan shark, red tees, u-turn, hasbro, Radiohead, milkman

    AO: the Huey


    Conditions

    66 degrees for this gloom, no wind The skunks are close!, and the back lot is rotten


    COP

    11.25

    Mosey lap

    10 Sun salutations

    Nancy cardigan IC

    27 ssh ic

    The Thang

    3 stations of 11.25

    45 minutes divided by 4 equals 11.25 mathematics!

    T wall

    20 monkey humpers IC showing our glutes to the very busy Dayton blvd

    partner up

    Partner 1 lunges then bear crawls to creek

    Other partner Wall sit

    15 Pickle pointers IC

    Tennis Court

    New partner

    Partner rounds court while other planked, low plank, big boy sit ups.

    Backlot

    Indian runs

    10 Decline mericans iC

    Frog hops

    10 mericans

    Bernie

    10 inclined mericans IC

    Jailbreak

    15 Hello dolly ic

    10 pretzel ic

    10 mericans ic

    Mosey

    Circle up for wheel of mericans


    COT

    Finished up a study with my M, continue to learn about your M

    The prayer request are in need of prayer.


    Moleskin

    The mumble was light because the 10 counts were few.

    As I was putting up the shovel flag, I take extreme pride in seeing the pax fellowship in the parking lot post post We say and I struggle with fellowship time but as I mentioned in the COT, treasure each moment we have, the moments we get to fellowship may be mixed in your day more than you notice.


    News

    Fallen 5 this Saturday convergence at 7 at the dame ruck


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      I’d Rather Be Camping

      QIC: Sidewinder

      Date: 07/06/2019

      PAX: 9-Volt, Rug Doctor, Deep Dish, Topless, Fast Lane, Snooze button, Clothespin, Schnitzel,  Wuzntme

      AO: The Battery


      Conditions

      Dry concrete, damp grass, sweaty PAX


      COP

      Mosey around the dog park,  SSHx20 IC, Willy Maze Hazex20 IC, Baby arm circles Fwdx20 IC, Revx20 IC, Seal Clapx20 IC, Cherry pickersx20 IC, Windmill x10 IC

      The Thang

      Making it up as we go
      Mosey to the 10th light pole, PAX is give a set of 2 exercises. One exercise is done at odd number poles starting with a quantity of  10 and decreasing by two.  The other exercise is done at even number poles starting with a quantity of 1 and increasing by two.
      1. Merkins/Squats
      2. Big boy sit ups/SSH
      3. Mountain Climbers/Star Jacks
      Mosey to the pavilion and pick out a bolder
      1. Bolder step ups x25
      2. Merkinsx10
      3. Bolder curls x25
      4.  Merkins x5
      5. Tricep Press x25
      6. Merkins x5
      Mosey to the flags
      1. Leg lifts x 10
      2. Plank x10


      COT

       For any of you who have not Q’ed a work out, consider stepping up.  This is all part of F3’s mission of invigorating male leadership and it isn’t that difficult.


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        Take Out the Garbage: Landfill – Sunburn

        QIC: Sunburn

        Date: 07/06/2019

        PAX: Fly By (Respect), VSquared, Song Bird, Milkman, Sonic (Willy Loman),   FNG-Earmuffs, Geek Squad, Back Pew, Candu, Vila, Skitch, Mader (Willy Loman), LazyBoy (Willy Loman)

        AO: Landfill


        Conditions

        Not bad but we did sweat…a lot


        COP

        SSH, Forward Fold, Willie Mays Hayes, Mountainman Poopers, Mosey to lower parking lot by big hill.  Little Baby Arm Circles, LBAC Backwards, Moroccan Night Clubs, Seal Claps, Overhead Press

        The Thang

        Mosey across the walkway to the big HILL

        Bear Crawl to the top and come back down and finish with the 6 then walk it down to the bottom.

        Lunges to the top and come back and finish with the 6 then walk it down. 

        Bernie Sanders to the top and come back down and finish with the 6.  Walk it down.

        Mosey to the playground. 

        3 Groups Rotating Stations – Rotate through each station twice.  Q’s count 20 each

        Swing Crunches

        Dips

        Squats

        Mosey to the soccer field:

        Suicides 20 yards back to goal line and 10 Broad Jump Burpees

        30 Yards back to goal line and 15 Werkins

        40 Yards and back to goal line and 25 Shoulder Taps

        50 Yards and back to goal line and 30 Jump Squats

        Repeat but cut the reps in half rounding up.

        Mosey to bottom of the hill.

        Bear crawl to top then pick up the 6 back to top then walk to bottom

        Lunges to top then pick up the 6 back to top then walk to bottom

        Bernie Sanders to top then pick up the 6 back to top then walk to bottom

        Mosey over to small hill:

        Bear Crawl to top walk it down

        Duck Walk To Top and walk it down

        Reverse Crap to Top and walk it down. 

        Mosey to soccer field:

        Mini Yoga session led by Vila

        Suicides 20, 30, 40, 50

        50 Yard Jail Break 

        12 Crunchy Frogs, 12 Hello Dolly or Good Girl Bad Girl, 15 American Hammer


        COT

        We talked about cleaning out the unnecessary garbage in your life in order to become the best HIM you can be. Whether it be what you read, watch or conversations you take part in, life is too short to waste your time focusing on things that are unfruitful, harmful or working counter-intuitive to our efforts to be better. If it’s not accelerating you in the right direction whether it be relationships, goals, work or other then get rid of it and don’t waste time on it.  Clean out the garbage and be free to live. 


        Moleskin

        My pre-blast goal was to have someone splash Merlot, someone cry and someone to either sign me up to sell their house or buy a house or we will exercise until all 3 happen.  Unfortunately none of it happened however Vila gave a fake cry and I wasn’t buying it.  These HIM are excellent and we enjoyed the 3 – Willie Loman who joined us this morning. 


        News

        Fallen 5 Next Saturday.  


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          Wuznt Me Has A Brother?

          QIC: Rug Doctor 

          Date: 07/05/2019

          PAX: Bubbles (R), Clothespin, Fastlane, Focker, Home Alone, John Doe, FNG-Lutefisk, Mayhem (R), 9 Volt (R), Sunburn (R), FNG-Tracksuit, WuzntMe

          AO: Hacksaw


          Conditions

          Warm and humid.

          COP

          Mosey from the parking lot to the gianormous American Flag in the center of the star.


          SSH IC x 20
          Lil’ Baby Arm Circles (Forward & Reverse) IC x 20
          Overhead Press IC x 20
          Moroccan Night Clubs IC x 20
          Abe Vigoda’s IC x 20
          Dirty Dogs IC x 20
          Mountain Climbers IC x 20

          The Thang

          Cibatta – Ten Stations (One minute on 20 seconds off to run from the last station finsihed and around the Medic Statue – back to the next station)
          Title of exercises or routine
          1. Hurpees
          2. Sit Ups
          3. Squats
          4. Shoulder Taps
          5. Herkins
          6. SSH
          7. Squat Jumps
          8. Plank Jacks
          9. Monkey Humpers
          10. Lunges

          Pax finished almost 3 rounds.  Finished with a date with “Sally” – elbow plank to plank.


          COT

          CIRCLE OF TRUST: Been thinking a great deal about the second “F”.   I’ve had a group of friends since Middle School and since college we still manage to get together a couple of times a year.  A few weeks ago we were able to get together for a weekend and for a wedding.  While I cherish these friendships and they have stood the test of time, the amount of interaction and the infrequency with which we meet won’t provide the accountability that I need.  What I need, what each of us need is that nudge to keep us striving to be better.  Iron sharpens iron.
          BALL OF MAN: Continued prayers for Fastlane’s wife’s grandmother.  Prayers for Clothespin as he prepares to go out of the country on a mission trip.  Prayers for those traveling out during the holiday.


          Moleskin

          If you think WuzntMe is funny, spend some time working out with he and his older brother AKA “Track Suit”.


          News

          Fallen Five Convergence and Ruck at The Dame Saturday July 13, 2019.  No workouts at The Landfill or The Battery.


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            Greenway Fun and Games – Rug Doctor – 07/03

            QIC: Rug Doctor (R)

            Date: 07/03/2019

            PAX: Bubbles (R), Clothespin, Deep Dish, Fastlane, 9 Volt (R), Topless (R), WuzntMe

            AO: The Battery


            Conditions

            Muggy and gloomy, gloomy and muggy.


            COP

            Mosey down the Greenway (Indian Run with 60lb. sandbag – two men).  Ran between Dog Park and circled up in the lower parking lot.

            SSH IC x 20
            Monkey Humpers IC x 20
            Copperhead Squats IC x 20
            Dirty Dogs (R & L) IC x 20
            Lil’ Baby Arm Circles (Forward & Reverse) IC x 20
            Cherry Pickers IC x 20
            Don Quixote’s IC x 20

            Grab the sandbag and mosey down the parking and up to the top of Hell Hill and back down to the start of the Greenway.

            The Thang

            Dora – Partner Run (Teams of 2)

            100 Burpees  – 200M Run
            200 Merkins – 200M Run
            100 Lunges – 200M Run
            200 SSH – 200M Run
            100 Squats – 200M Run
            200 High Knees – 200M Run

            Mary
            Freddie Mercury’s IC x 20
            Little Baby Crunches IC x 20
            Leg Lifts IC x 20
            Hello Dollies IC x 20


            COT

            CIRCLE OF TRUST: Building on the theme of “Fellowship” don’t pass up the opportunity to connect with other brothers.  Hold each other accountable.
            BALL OF MAN: Prayers for Fastlane’s family as the provide care for his wife’s Grandmother.  Prayers for Clothespin’s upcoming trip to Central America.


            Moleskin

            Fastlane comes prepared.  Not only does the man ALWAYS have exrta pairs of glothes he also carries an inhaler!


            News

            Fallen Five Convergence and Ruck at The Dame Saturday July 13, 2019 – No workout at The Battery.


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              Slow & Steady Freddy @ The Boneyard by VSquared- 07/02

              QIC: VSquared

              Date: 07/02/2019

              PAX: The Count, Iron Butt, Dirk, Vila, Candu, Ducktales, Sunburn, Bookworm, Peanuts

              AO: The Boneyard


              Conditions

              A Fine Gloom


              COP

              1. Rise & Shine Yoga Sequence (via Vila)
                1. Forward fold x10
                2. Upward dog x10
                3. Downward dog x10
              2. Willie Mays Hayes x10
              3. Imperial Walkers x20
              4. Merican’ x40
              5. Side Straddle Hop x30 (last x10 Double time)
              6. Mosey around baseball diamond then to little tennis courts while doing some high knees and butt kickers.

              The Thang

              Slow it down, stay in cadence.
              Slow & Steady Freddy
              Slowing it all down. Taking some good breaths. Consistently moving. Staying cadence with those around you while you hold the position. All of this is part of doing life well and being in community, why not practice it here on occasion.

                1. Legs (Tennis Court):
                  1. Indian Lunges around the court.
                  2. Bear Crawl Suicides with +5 Mercan’s in each line.
                  3. Slow Squats x30
                2. Arms (Mini Workout Station):
                  1. Mosey to retaining wall below T-court, line up, do Line O’ Dips count up by twos to 10 at a time (start once the guy in front of you hits his first set, then the guy in front can rest in dip position until others finish, too)
                  2. Mosey to little workout area split up
                    1. Pull Ups x10 (get a friend if you need assistance);
                    2. Leg presses;
                    3. Mercan’s on the unstable platform;
                    4. Angle Ups;
                    5. Sitting Butterfly Machine.
                    6. Etc. depending on the number of PAX.
                  3. Mary @ starting parking lot.

              COT

              Last time I lead at the beginning of the month I talked about getting back to the basics, and this month it’s been really hard for me with lots of travel and tons of piling up at work. I get really distracted when the odds of accomplishing something that feels significant start piling up against me. I lose sight of the basics.

              Two things I got reminded of recently are the Daily Office, or the practice of slowing down and allowing space to be present with your higher power, and the practice of Sabbath. Both of these are there to give us a true taste of freedom, and for me, this last month has needed those little things to keep drawing me back to faith.

              It’s needed some harder things, too, like deeper struggles with lust and fantasy, higher levels of depressive tendencies, and anxiety at work. But by my God’s Grace those things now push me towards my higher power most the time, and many times it’s on my Sabbath when for no other reason sometimes than being exhausted I get a sweet taste of faith is really about. Not just rest, much less laziness, but the balance of allowing oneself to be truly used and then finding the in-clings of a job well done.

              I’m far from mastering this balance, and this last month I’ve been reminded of that. But I have also found a deeper more sustained desire for that balance, and I’m encouraged by that. I hope you all will join me in seeking it more and more today and throughout your weeks.


              Moleskin

              We all need others besides us sometimes, so don’t leave anyone in the dust that’s trying.


              News

              See Slack for upcoming event announcements and details.


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                Game Day – Wiffle Fut

                QIC: Sidekick

                Date: 06/29/2019

                PAX: Milkman, Uncle Fester, Back Pew, Cow Bell, Threeskin, Venus, Sunburn, Loco, Candu, Peanuts

                AO: landfill


                Conditions

                72 and humid.  Shocker


                COP

                SSH ICX20; Forward Fold ICX10; SSH ICX15; Slow Squats ICX12; Left over Right ICX10; Right over Left ICX10; Mercans ICX15; Willie Mays Hays ICX12

                The Thang

                Wiffle ball

                Wiffle ball was fun.  Split into 3 teams with two teams in the field while the other hit.  3 Burpee penalty for any strike out for batters; 3 burpee penalty for each run given up for the fielders.

                Captains were Threeskin, Peanuts and Sunburn.  Threeskin had the first pick followed by Sunburn then peanuts.  

                Peanuts took the first bat and the team plated a single run.  Sunburn was next and took a goose egg.  Team threeskin scored a pair and took the lead after inning 1.  Peanuts plated another solo tally in the second and final inning to tie it up.  Team Sunburn also plated a run but it was too little too late.  Team Threeskin walked it off in fashion on a missile off the bat of Sidekick for a 4-2-1 victory.  Oh the DRAMA!

                The game was not without incident.  Peanuts tried to stretch a single into a homer and was pegged out at home.  He was unaware of the pegging rule which he later googled and found to be accurate.  As with all of our games with bases there were multiple wipe-outs and potential injuries.

                Futbol

                we then transitioned to Futbol.  Slightly modified to no goalies which again caused some controversy.  It was Peanuts again who decided to use his God given homosapien advantage (aka hands) to stop shots on two different occasions.

                The game was tight with Team Milkman using a more technical approach while Team Loco was driven by the magical wizadry of Loco’s feet.  

                There was a shot from midfield that arced and curved into the net and an actual cross that found its mark to be deflected into the net.  So, it did appear like a real sport at times.

                The game ended in a 5-5 tie.  There were no legitimate injuries, only the normal futbol flops


                COT

                Be safe and remember what the Holiday is for.  Have a good weekend


                Moleskin

                Covered most of this in the beat report above


                News

                7/4 Convergence at the beast.  7 AM

                Fallen 5 Ruck a thon on 7/13 at the Dame.  7AM


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                  How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the 10 Count

                  QIC: WuzntMe

                  Date: 7/1/2019

                  PAX: Early Bird, MaYhem (R), Sparky (R), Fastlane, Oiler, Peanuts, Sidekick, Focker

                  AO: Beast Ridge


                  Conditions

                  Warm, muggy. It’s July, so…


                  COP

                  Mosey from flags to the first parking lot. Bernie, Karaoke, High Knees, Primetime to circle up around lightpost.

                  SSHx 25
                  10 HalfBurpees
                  SSH x 25
                  10 HalfBurpees
                  Forward Fold x 30
                  Left over Right x10
                  Right over Leftx10
                  Merkins IC x 15

                  _Randy_
                  LBAC x 20
                  10 Count
                  Reverse LBAC x20
                  10 count
                  Shoulder Presses x20
                  10 Count
                  Chinooks x20
                  _recover_

                  10 bulgarian half squats, left and right
                  5 burpees OYO

                  The Thang

                  Mosey back to first pavilion. Line up for wall sits and Threeskin’s Cookie Jar. If break needed, PAX were encouraged to do five merkins, then reclaim air chair.

                  Pass jar back and forth x4
                  Pass jar back and forth x 4, with five merkins after pass
                  pass jar back and forth x 4, with five shoulder presses with jar
                  pass jar back and forth x 4, hold jar straight out for 5 count

                  Recover. Indian run down to Fastlane’s Love Shack.

                  Grab a table. All exercises control freak (YHC calls up, pause, calls down):
                  10 reverse rows/stargazers – hold 10 count on last rep
                  10 decline merkins – hold 10 count on last rep
                  10 dips – hold 10 count on last rep
                  10 stargazers – hold 10 count on last rep

                  Indian Run back to flags. 

                  Circle up – hold plank.
                  Ring of fire right (left hand down, right hand on shoulder of man next to you, until full circle complete) – hold for 10 count
                  Ring of fire left- hold for 10 count.

                  Time.


                  COT

                   CIRCLE OF TRUST:  YHC encouraged PAX to stretch their skills and limits for the rest of the year. 2019 is almost over. Redouble your commitments, and try to do difficult things.  If you think you cannot do something, then you cannot. 
                  BALL OF MAN: Prayers for Fastlane’s wife’s grandmother. Prayers for the rest of the year. Prayers for family. 


                  Moleskin

                  MaYhem is suspicious as to how I know both of his daughter’s boyfriends; they used to go to church with me. I still go to church, MaYhem. Just sayin’…

                  Sparky and Oiler are trying to figure out how to plant F3 in Dalton. They’ve got a park picked out, but need more PAX coming to Chattanooga first…

                  Sidekick encouraged us to beat his posting record this year. 

                  Everytime I’ve brought the Cookie Jar, Threeskin is a no-show.

                  We all miss Djibouti.


                  News

                  7/4 convergence, rucking ruckers who ruck for the Fallen Five.


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