Oh, what a plank-tacular morning

QIC: Sunshine

Date: 6/18/2019

PAX: Skitch, Early Bird, WuzntMe, Blindside, Whittler, Prosciutto, Goose, Red Tees, Moneyball, Laces Out, Back Pew, Steam Engine, Ringwald

AO: Hill City


Conditions

Wet and humid in the mid-70s.


COP

Side straddle hop x20

Shadow jump rope x30

Willy Mays Hayes x10

3rd grade exercise x10

Arm circles forward x15

Arm circles backward x15

Cross arm circles x10 (each side)

Moroccan night club x10

Windmills x15

The Thang

Working the core with a smorgasbord of planks.

Plank jack>Jog up the hill, jog down>

Half-burpee>Jog up the hill, jog down>

Donkey kicks>Jog up the hill, jog down>

Plank butt kick>Jog up the hill, jog down>

Plank window washer>Jog up the hill, jog down>

Mountain climbers>Jog up the hill, jog down>

Peter Parkers>Jog up the hill, jog down>

Mary

Pickle pointers x20

Dying cockroach x20

Heel touches x20


COT

Pay attention to what makes you happy, and it will likely involve being around others in a community. Internet communities are no replacement.


Moleskin

Once again, Hill City is the place to be when rain is forecasted. Except for the excessive sweat, every PAX stayed dry.


News

July 4 Convergence coming up; as is the Fallen Five Ruck. Prosciutto also has a volunteer opportunity for anyone handy.


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    Day 4 of the Q Gauntlet (Lions Den)- It’s a Rainy Doracide Type of Day!!

    QIC: The Count (Respect, Respect)

    Date: 06/19/2019

    PAX: Fissure, Ohms, Peanuts, Prosciutto, RedTees, Steam Engine

    AO: Lions Den


    Conditions

    71 Degrees and humidity was 100% because it was pouring rain most of the time!!


    COP

    Warm-o-rama: SSH (20 IC), PlankJacks (10 IC), MountainClimbers (10 IC), Mosey around track and do Bataan Death March.  Front PAX drops out and performs 5 Burpees while line continues to mosey.  When Burpees complete AYG to back of pack and yell ‘SIX” then next PAX at front drops out and does 5 Burpees and AYG to back of line yell “SIX”, continue until all 7 PAX complete 5 Burpees and complete lap back at starting point. 

    The Thang

    Dorcides in the Rain!
    Partner up:  1 PAX begins reps of exercise, 2 PAX runs 25 yards performs 1 Burpee, returns to partner, then runs again performs 2 Burpees, returns to partner and once again run 25 yards and performs 3 Burpees.  Returns to Partner and switch continuing count until all exercises and reps are complete.

    100 Merkins, 200 LBC’s, 300 Squats, 400 SSH

    PAX completed in record time! Still 15 minutes left…what shall we do next?

    Mosey to Home Team Beleachers.  Serpentine (Running up and walking down), 6 sets of steps going up and down moving from one end to the other.  Mosey on track around to Vistors Bleachers and repeat Serpentine for 4 sets of steps.  Continue mosey to complete lap of track to starting point.

    Mary’s Go Round (Dealers Choice) – IC 10 Reps x 7 PAX x 2 Rotations = 140 Reps IC!


    COT

    CIRCLE OF TRUST:   Counterama, Namerama, Announcearama – Word of the Day is “Choice”  We all have to make a choice everyday.  The first one is should I get up and workout with my F3 Brothers, or should I FartSack in my nice warm bed.  Neither is wrong, it’s just a choice.  Those are the easy choices we make, but there are choices we have to make as men and leaders.  Many of these choices have rippling impacts on others, (children, spouse, peers, etc).  Make sure when it comes time to make a choice you think about the ripple your choice will make and who is watching and who it impacts.  
    BALL OF MAN: We lifted up in prayer those needs said and those which weren’t.


    Moleskin

    So, I’ve been educated by Fissure and Prosciutto on the proper use of the “Moleskin” and “COT”  .  Moleskin today is pretty easy…There was not a lot of Mumble-chatter because the PAX were kicking ass, but over the pouring rain interesting sounds were coming from some individuals, especially when we were on our backs.  Lets just say I’ve heard some of these sounds, but rarely when working out.  Of interest is though in both cases there was much wetness!!! 🙂  

    Great Workout Gentlemen!

    P.S.  IronButt, we did a lot of Burpees today in honor of your 63 Birthday!!!


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      The Reverse Soddy Swap

      QIC: Candu

      Date: 06/17/2019

      PAX: Geek Squad, Hasbro, Ducktale, Fissure, Mr. Clean, Steam Engine, Hector, Milkman, Radiohead

      AO: The Huey


      Conditions

      Mr. Clean exclaimed he wouldn’t have sweated as much had it not been for the humidity


      COP

      Mosey Lap

      SealSH x 15 IC

      Willie Mays Hays x 10 IC

      Windmills x 10 IC 

      One Legged Bulgarians x 10 OYO

      SealSH Claps x 15 IC

      Slow Squat x 10 IC

      Finkle Swings x 10 IC

      Shanooks x 10 IC

      Moroccan Nightclubs x 10 IC

      Slow Merkin x 10 IC

      The Thang

      Partner UP, one partner sprints the runway then mosey’s around ½ the track, REVERSE direction as last time. Other partner does the following until original partner returns

      Step Ups

      Split Leg Lunges

      Squats to bench & back

      Lateral Leg Up Squats

      20 Count then

      Incline Merkins

      Dips

      Decline Merkins

      5 ea Decline Dry Docks OYO

      MARY

      Flutter Kicks, Hollywoodz, Heel Touches, maybe some LBCs?


      COT

      Jesus Is Calling – Laugh at yourself in excess!


      Moleskin

      Nah – kept ‘em working hard

      Q did ask Hector to remove keys from his pockets. Hector obliged. Candu grateful


      News

      Nah


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        Day 2 of the Q Gauntlet – Modified Nolan Richardson

        QIC: The Count

        Date: 06/17/2019

        PAX: FastLane, IronButt (Respect Respect), Mayhem, Oiler, Peanuts, Pink Panther, RedTees, SideKick, Sparky, Wazn’tMe

        AO: Beast Ridge


        Conditions

        There was a gloom in the air.  Temp was 73 Degrees, humid, and an almost full moon visible through the gloom of the fog!


        COP

        Warm-O-Rama:  Windmills (IC 16), American Hammers (IC 20), Slow Squat (IC 20), Mosey around Soccer Field.

        The Thang

        Nolan Richardson (40 minutes of Pain) – Modified

        Partner Up:  PAX 1 Starts Exercise while PAX 2 backpedals 50 yards does a Bobby Hurley and runs back and continues the count where PAX 1 left off.  Continue until all reps have been completed.

        1. Burpees (50), 2. Squats (150), 3. Big Boy SitUps (75), 4. Little Baby Arm Circles (150 forward and 150 backwards), 5. Merkins (75), 6. Imperial Walkers (150). 

        Did some Hamstring Exetensions (Soldier March) and High Knees (Skipping Style) with a short Mosey. 

        On Stadium Steps: Decline Merkins (IC 10), Dips (IC 10), Box Jump to top (Squats – 10 OYO),  Incline Merkins (IC 10), Dips (IC 10), Box Jump to top (Squats – 10 OYO.  Rinse and Repeat for 4 cycles.  

        Mary’s: 5 rounds (IC x 10) – American Hammer, Flutter Kicks, Hello Dolly, LBC’s, Freddy Mercury.

        Mosey back to P/L 

        COT

         CIRCLE OF TRUST:   Counterama, Namerama, I talked about how Fathers Day was an important day for Fathers and how they are accountable to those children they lead.  I was touched by the words shared with us by T-Rex yesterday on Slack and it was a short testimony, but was very powerful.  God Bless him for breaking the cycle and being accountable to those two sons he has!
        BALL OF MAN: We prayed for healing for those who’s families are going through life events  and needed to be lifted to God in Prayer!


        Moleskin

        Not quite sure why during Namerama RedTees wanted to call himself IronTees…But he did!!!


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          Day 6 of the Q Gauntlet (Hacksaw)- The Flags of My Fathers!

          QIC: The Count (Respect,Respect)

          Date: 06/21/2019

          PAX: 9Volt (Respect), FNG-Body Bag, ClothesPin, FastLane, Jazzy Jag,  John Doe, Madoff, Mayhem(Respect), MrsBaker (Respect), Peanuts, SideKick, Steam Engine, ThreeSkin, ToeTag, Wazn’tMe, Yodeler

          AO: Hacksaw


          Conditions

          70 degrees and humid, but a great morning for a beat down!


          COP

          Warmup: Mosey from P/L and assemble around the large flag.  SSH (10 IC), Forward Fold (10 IC), Arm Circles (10 F/B IC), Mountain Climbers (10 IC), Mosey to Flags 33-50 (1 PAX at each State Flag.

          The Thang

          Get To Know Your States 

          We started on State 33 (Oregon) to State 50 (Hawaii).  We started with the exercise that was associated with the state you occupied.  After 30 Seconds with AMRAP all PAX rotate to the next station.  #50 Hawaii PAX does a sprint to #1 Delaware (Crickets!!!???), and we started the next 30 seconds.  Once all PAX were at State 1 (Still Delaware) to #17 (Ohio), we moved to next state flag (Exercise) and approx 10 seconds started exercise.  Rinse and Repeat for as many stations we can get to in allotted time.  (We also were to Announce in a loud and proud voice when we reached the State we were born in or the first one we lived in is born abroad).  We made it through 44 states/stations.  Future Note: Incorporate Warm-up into stations or save for 1 hour workout.


          COT

          CIRCLE OF TRUST:  Counterama, Namerama, Announcearama : Announced work day for tomorrow, Fallen 5 Ruck, and Convergence July 4th.  Spoke of June being a month of remembering (Memorial Day, Flag Day, Army’s 244th Birthday- HOOORAH).  But it was a good reminder of the sacrifices many made in the birth of our country and ultimate sacrifice to keep us FREE!  We named our new FNG (BodyBag)…We seem have a theme going at HackSaw.
          BALL OF MAN:  Closed in Prayers for the people of F3, FIA, and those prayers that were made known and those that were not.


          Moleskin

          My eyes are still burning from the Huey and Ducktales (Crop Dusting) yesterday.  Today, we tried to learn a little about the states in the 30 seconds we occupied the space.  Surprised that at the beginning everyone knew who the 50th State was (Hawaii), but Crickets when I asked which was the first (Delaware).  Of course Wazn’tMe, reminded us all that even the people of Delaware aren’t aware they are a state!  LOL….That was good!


          News

          Watch Announcements in Slack.  Saturday, June 22 (Workday) Tabernacle Missionary Baptist Church (2634 Williams St. Chattanooga, TN) Starting about 0900 and stay for whatever time you can.  Convergence on July 4th (BeastRidge), and Fallen 5 Ruck Event.  Saturday, July 13th.  0700 Chickamauga Dam, 3012 Kings Point Rd. to the Navel Reserve Center where the attack took place. 


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            Life is a Picnic (NOT ALWAYS) Day 3 of the Q Gauntlet (Boneyard)

            QIC: The Count

            Date: 06/18/2019

            PAX: CanDu, DuckTales, IronButt, Peanuts, Pink Panther, SideKick, Sunburn, Whoopi

            AO: Boneyard


            Conditions

            73 Degrees, occasional light sprinkle (or maybe that was just sweat)!  Had to be close to 100% humidity!


            COP

            Warm-0-Rama: In P/L – SSH, Arm Circles, Overhead Press, Forward Fold, Willie Mays Hayes, Mountain Climbers, Mosey to Picnic Tables (now do you get the heading)?

            The Thang

            Life Is A Picnic (NOT ALWAYS)!
            5 Picnic Tables – 4 Stations per table = 20 Total Exercises.  PAX pair up (except IronButt, he was a single today.  We figured since he turns 63 tomorrow he was old enough to not need adult supervision)!!! 

            Station 1 (Biceps/Triceps/Shoulders with Coupons): (With Coupons) Curls (25 lbs), Tricep Extension (25 lbs), Overhead Pre ss (30 lbs), WILD CARD (Dips, Diamond PU, etc.)

            Station 2 (Legs): Squats, Lunges, Jump Squats, WILD CARD (Box Jumps, Step Ups, Etc.)

            Station 3 (Chest): Incline Pushups, Decline Pushups, Merkins, (WILD CARD (Diamond Merkins, Wide Arm Merkins, Chuck Norris Merkins, etc.)

            Station 4 (Core/Abs): Big Boy Situps, Pretzel Crunches, LBC’s, Flutter Kicks

            Station 5 (Cardio): Burpees (Damn You City Bus)!!, Plank Jacks, Mountain Climbers, SSH

            Round 1- 10 Reps of each exercise x 20 = 200 Reps – Once all PAX complete their 4 exercises they hold Al Gore until all PAX are done and then rotate to next Station.

            Reward for finishing all 200 Reps – AYG, JailBreak, Sprint…Whatever you want to call it….Up the hill X2

            Round 2 – 20 Reps of each exercise x 20 = 400 Reps (I might add the SideKick and TheCount happened to be on Station 5 when two City Buses drove by, so add 10 more Burpees to our count for extra credit.  

            Add another 5 Burpee penalty to everyone for an additional bus that drove by! 

            Mosey Back to P/L for COT

             


            COT

            CIRCLE OF TRUST:  Counterama, Namerama, Announcearama .
            BALL OF MAN: We lifted up in prayer those in need of healing and strength.


            Moleskin

            I thought about Q-ing at the BoneYard, and remembered someone once talking about the “Dash”.  The little line between the date of birth and death on a headstone.  This represents the time we are alive!  What will your “Dash” look like?  What will people say at your service.  How did you live your life?  Were you a good man?  Were you a “Servant Leader”?  Were you a good Father, Son, Sibling, Husband?  

            Matthew 20:25-28

             


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              Q- Gauntlet – Day 1 of 7 Straight! (Octagon of Pain)

              QIC: The Count (Respect)

              Date: 06/15/2019

              PAX: 9Volt (Respect), Bubbles (Respect), ClothesPin, FastLane, RugDoctor (Respect), FNG-Sherpa, Snooze Button

              AO: The Battery


              Conditions

              66 Degrees, Low Humidity and Partly Cloudy.  

              COP

              Warm-Up”:  We secured the AO Flags and mosey over to outfield of baseball field .  SSH, Arm Circles (forward and backward), Mountain Climbers, Slow Squat, Merkins.

              The Thang

              Octagon of Pain

              8 Stations arranged in circle 15 Yards from center (Home).  Each station is spaced 10 yards apart.  

              Center: Flutter Kicks, American Hammer, Freddy Mercury, Oblique Crunch, LBCs

              Staions: Chuck Norris Merkins, Tricep Extensions (25lb), Diamond Merkin, Squat (40lb), Hand Release Merkin, Overhead Press (30lb), Wide-Arm Merkins, Curls (25lb).

              Mode of Transportation between stations:  Bear Crawl, Lunges, Duck Walk, Reverse Lunges, Broad Jump, Lunges

              8 PAX – 8 Stations (I didn’t plan it that way)… 1 PAX per station.  6 rounds with 5, 10, 15, 20, 15, 10 Reps at each station.  Each round concludes with Mode of Transportation to Center: where 15 IC Reps are done for each exercise.  

              PAX line up in Indian Run formation.  Start to mosey around entire field, 1st PAX in line drops out and performs 3 Burpees, runs to back of line and calls out “SIX”, at which time the next PAX drops out and does 3 Burpees and runs to catch group.  Rinse and Repeat until all PAX do their Burpees.

              MOM’s – (10 Reps, IC) American Hammers, LBC’s, Flutter Kicks

              END EX

              COT

              CIRCLE OF TRUST:  Counterama, Namerama, Introduced FNG (Jason Butte)/ “Sherpa”
              BALL OF MAN: Closed in Prayer 


              Moleskin

              I take great pride (not in a sadistic way) in getting workouts challenging enough to get at least one PAX to “Spill Merlot”.  I take extreme pride in bringing myself to the brink or “Spilling Merlot”.  Had I food in my stomach I would spilled it, but I just had dry heaves!!!!


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                MANNING UP CANDU

                QIC: Candu

                Date: 06/13/2019

                PAX: Skitch, Ringwald, Sidekick, Iron Butt (Respectx2), Hobo, Prosciutto, Dirk, Goose, Flemish, Moneyball, Blindside, Chief, Sunshine, Sunburn, FNG-Bedpan

                AO: Hill City


                Conditions

                SealSH x 15 IC

                Forward Fold x 10 IC

                Third Grade Exercise x 10 IC

                Willie Mays Hays x 10 IC

                One Legged Bulgarians x 10 OYO

                SealSH Claps x 15 IC

                Mosey to Manning

                The Thang  – Manning Up

                Partner up with like skill levels

                Run Manning together, to the top

                Goal is not to stop or walk

                Just keep running

                At The Top

                10 ea partner crab dips

                10 ea Wheelbarrow derkins

                Run down Forest

                Optional Pull Ups to failure

                Mosey Down Kent

                At Bottom

                Incline Merkins x 20

                Dips x 20

                Wait on Pax

                Rinse & Repeat

                3rd round- run down Forrest Ave back to Blue Rhino for Mary

                Flutter Kicks x 15 IC

                Heel Touches x 25 IC

                LBCs x 15 IC


                COT

                Human Ingenuity has changed the definition of Manning Up. Most often, Manning up mentally, emotionally, & spirituality are more critical to our lives than the Manning Up of men before us. However, the mental Manning Up is the spark that ignites all other man ups in our life. The mental Man Up is the initial man up. Master your mental man up.

                Mumble Chatter

                Iron Butt literally drove his wife to Manning St. to show her what he’d accomplished

                #proudhusband

                Blindside wife still cancer free!


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                  HIIT’n Up Hacksaw

                  QIC: Fissure

                  Date: 06/14/2019

                  PAX: FNG-DNF, Madoff, Escobar, Wuzntme, Cowbell, Toe Tag, The Count (Respect), John Doe, FNG-Anny, Mrs. Baker (Respect), 9-Volt (Respect), Clothespin, Threeskin, Sidekick, Otis, Mongo, Fastlane, Peanuts, FNG-T-Rex

                  AO: Hacksaw


                  Conditions

                  Upper 50s and nize


                  COP

                  Mosey from Domino’s to the big flag and did a lap with high knees, low knees, bernie and side shuffles
                  SSH x 10 IC
                  Fwd Fold x 10 IC
                  WMH x 10 IC
                  Slaughter Starter (10 burpees, 9 squats, 8 burpees, 7 squats, 6 burps, 5 squats, 4 burps, 3 squats, 2 burps, 1 squat, spared them the last 10 burps)

                  The Thang

                  Circle up for a little HIIT (that’s high intensity interval training, ya’ll)

                  – Half burpee (no merkin)
                  – Squat thrusters (basically squat then hump the air)
                  – Mtn Climber x 2 + merkin x 1
                  – Reverse lunge
                  – SSH
                  – Plank Jank knee tuck
                  – Freddie Mercury
                  Each exercise for 40 seconds followed by 20 seconds rest
                  4 rounds with 1 minute rest in between rounds

                  Ended with 5 lunges IC and 5 jump squats, 3 rounds then flutterkicks x 30 IC


                  COT

                  Sprinkled a little words of wisdom throughout the resting portions of the workout.  Told the newer gents about Fitness Fellowship and Faith and what this whole thing is about.  We’re out here to make each other better men, co workers, friends, husbands you name it.  Pretty sooner Hacksaw will be standing on its own two feet supported by the men of Ooltewah/Collegedale ready to make a positive impact.  Can’t wait to see it explode.


                  Moleskin

                  About twice the pax as expected today.  ‘Twas an awesome turnout.

                  John Doe and Toe Tag are hilariously connected names.  Ask em about it.

                  4 FNGs today is solid but one had to bounce early.  Gotta name him next time!

                  Great names today.  T-Rex has a crazy long wingspan, Anny couldn’t get his anniversary straight and DNF couldn’t get FNG acronym straight.  Kinda John Doe’s fault apparently.

                  Mrs. Baker had this scary wheezing noise going on.  He made it through the workout, though!  sheesh 

                  Stay tuned – The Count is about to Q a TON coming up


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                  Fallen Five Ruck 7/13 0700 at The Dame


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                    Back to the Basics: Boneyard: VSquared

                    QIC: VSquared

                    Date: 06/04/2019

                    PAX: Candu, She Shed, Iron Butt, Whoopi, Count Down

                    AO: The Boneyard


                    Conditions

                    Cool and Inviting


                    COP

                    1. Side Straddle Hop x30 (last x10 Double time)
                    2. Willie Mays Hayes x10
                    3. Rise & Shine Yoga Sequence (via Vila)
                      1. Forward fold x10
                      2. Upward dog x10
                      3. Downward dog x10
                    4. Imperial Walkers x20 
                    5. Merican’ x40
                    6. Mosey around baseball diamond then to little tennis courts while doing some high knees and butt kickers. 

                    The Thang

                    I have been needing to get back to my basics over the last several years and try to regain some long overlooked footing, so that’s what we are going to be doing this morning!

                    Back to the Basics:

                    !!Can be run by individuals or in pairs who keep cadence with one another.

                    !! HOLD GOOD FORM.

                    !! Start with high number reps and work backwards.

                    1. Round 1:
                      1. Legs (Tennis Court):
                        1. Bipolar Burnie-sides: sprint to line, burnie back, sprint to next line, burnie back … 4 lines.
                        2. Lunge back to opposite side when complete.
                        3. Imperial Hoppers x20
                        4. Squats x20
                      2. Arms (Mini Workout Station):
                        1. Pull Ups x20 (get a friend if you need assistance)
                        2. ‘Mercan’s x20
                        3. Straight Dips x20
                        4. Sitting Butterfly Machine x20
                      3. Mosey to 1.5 laps to next place and hold plank if its for arms or Al Gore if its for legs.
                    2. Round 2: 3 lines and 15 each exercise.
                    3. (Did not get to) Round 3: 2 lines and 10 each exercise.
                    4. (Did not get to) Round 4: 1 line and 5 each exercise.
                    5. Mary: mosey back to Circle and call out other men to lead. We got in ____ different sets of core exercises this morning!

                    COT

                    Getting back to the basics is something I have never wanted to do; I just want to keep advancing and seeing and showing how adept and in control of my surroundings I am. But the older I get the more I’m learning that Jesus comments about childlike faith were serious, and the more I’m coming to enjoy getting back to the basics.

                    The process we go through day in and day out, year in and year out is really rather simple isn’t it; crash/discipline, repent, remember, rise. Its what is sometimes referred to as sanctification, and what we know here at F3 as getting better. It’s why we are out here every morning.

                    That said, we are each unique, and to some extent have our own basics that we must get back to – in some case without ever really coming from those places to start. I know that in my case despite being very much like my Dad who defined the culture of our family and much of its structured operation there are ways that I’m different and am having to learn a path that was never laid out or displayed for me. 

                    So too will you have to do this in various areas of your life. Where do you really thrive; not just succeed but find joy in your investment? Where do you rest? How do you love and enjoy being loved on? Digging at the answers to these questions and many more provide us with a healthy life balance based on greater knowledge of ourselves that allows for deepened intimacy with our Greater Power those around us and even ourselves.

                    But there are also general means of getting better, or means of grace as my church calls them – since we and I believe that our deepest issues are ones that only our Greater Power can address and provide ways to grow through. 

                    These means as outlines by my faith and Greater Power are: the book He left us, the Bible; the sacraments of baptism and the Lord’s supper, or the public declaration of our faith and the regular confession of sin and acceptance of grace; and prayer, or simply intentionally talking with Him.

                    So what are you means of getting better both in general and personally. What cadence to life have you found that leaves you learning and loving well? I want to challenge you think about that today and keep getting better.


                    Moleskin

                    I did enjoy this smaller group of HIM, and its exactly what I needed to shake off a shitty Monday.


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