Shedding Weight w/ She Shred!

QIC: She Shed

Date: 09/12/2019

PAX: Milkman, Hasbro, Couch Potato, U-Turn, Ducktales, Geek Squad

AO: Huey


Conditions

Humid AF


COP

Side straddle hop x25
Merkins x15
LBCs x 20
Forward fold 20 secs
 
Take a lap around the track
 
Willie Mayes Haze x10
Wind Mill x15
Parker Peters x10
Chinook Squats x10
 
Take a lap then to stadium

The Thang

ABCDs
American Hammers x10
Box jump up and down
Burpees x10
Box jump up and down
Carolina Dry Docks x10
Box jump up and down
Dolly x10
Wash, rinse, repeat x4
 
Take a lap around the track
 
Sprints
10count
 
Turnover and Squirkin
Apple turnover Bear crawl/crab walk
Squirkin x10
Mozie back
Wash, rinse, repeat x3

COT

Remember the good things and the bad. The perspective gained in both is what has led you to where you are the experiences gained is what will lead to your future self. 


Moleskin

Hasbro likes She Shed workouts. 


News

Florida man claims he only drank at stop lights and not while driving.


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Say What??…. In Cadence

QIC: Sidekick

Date: 09/12/2019

PAX:  Dirk, Iron Butt (RX2), Wallflower, Curfew, Hobo, Ringwald, FNG-Carabiner, Skitch, FNG-Hanson, Loan Shark, Uncle Fester, Sinai, Cowbell, Belly Roll, Blindside, Sherlock, Red Tees, Callahan (R), Moneyball, Candu, Sunshine

AO: Hill City


Conditions

67 degrees, clear and sore


COP

Mosey to the Great hall

SSH ICX25; Right over left ICX8; Left over Right ICX8; Proscuito’s Gold Chain ICX12; 3rd grade exercises ICX10; Morroccan Night Club ICX12; Cherry Pickers ICX12; Willie Mays hays ICX14; Wall Sit with Arm Movements – 2 min; Slow Squats ICX15; SSH ICX15; Chicken Peckers ICX10

Mosey to River walk

The Thang

Split into 2 groups, then partner up

Get a rock, more of the WWE rock and not the movie star Rock

Partner 1 – Run the river walk, 10 Mercans and 10 Big Boi Sit ups, run back

Partner 2 – Rock work all ICX10 – Over head press; Curls, bent over rows.  

                        In between each exercise  – Recovery reps of forward fold, Al Gore, Plank                                ICX7 each

Aggressively mosey to Mt. Madoriyama

Keep 2 groups

Stay with me here, this is different.

Group 1 – line up the hill in plank position, bear crawl Indian run to the front.  Continue up the hill until all PAX have gone twice.  Bernie Bear down

Group 2 – Line up on your 6  feet to feet and head to head, alternating up the hill.  Block starts at the bottom.  All PAX big boi as the block moves to the top of the line.  Everyone spin 180 degrees, block goes back down the line, then back up.  Spin again, block goes back down.

Groups Flap jack

Get back with partners, 

Partner 1 bernies up the hill, mosey down.  

Partner 2 – Reach around till partner gets back

Flap jack

Up Tempo Mary

Pretzel Crunch ICX12 each side; Dying Cockroach ICX12; Freddy Mercury ICX12; Flutter Kicks ICX15

Time


COT

The day after 9/11 where we remembered the ones lost and the families that still deal with the loss 18 years later, I want to focus on how we live our lives today. We need to appreciate what we have and not take each day for granted.  Tell the ones you love that you love them, every day.  Life can change fast.  Those towers were there one day and gone the next.  No one is immune and you never know what is coming. 


Moleskin

So many new people for me to meet today!  Glad to have the opportunity to be at HC and lead you men.


News

Iron Pax continues like a freight train in a tunnel.  No way around it.


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    Draft Beer The Count Rolling the Dice

    QIC: The Count (RESPECT RESPECT)

    Date: 09/09/2019

    PAX: CouchPotato, DeerJack, DuckTales, GeekSquad, Hasbro, Hector, MilkMan, RadioHead, UTurn

    AO: The Huey


    Conditions

    Wonderful Cool morning at The Huey.  Clear skies and humidity low.


    COP

    Duck Flew down off the mtn to lead the warm up.

    SSH IC 10

    Sun Sautation 3

    Willy Mays Hays IC 10

    Merkin IC 10

    The Thang

    “Roll The Dice”

    Round 1 – 20 IC Werkins, 20 IC SSH, 20 IC Lunge, 20 IC LBC’s  (Run Lap)

    Round 2 – 15 IC Carolina DryDocks, 15 IC Imperial Walkers, 15 IC Monkey Humpers, 15 IC Flutter Kicks (Run Lap)

    Round 3 – 10 Hand Release Merkins, 10 8count Body Builders, 10 IC Reverse Lunge, 10 IC American Hammers (Run Lap)

    Round 4 – 5 IC Diamond Merkins, 5 Burpees, 5 IC Bonnie Blairs, 5 IC Roalita, (Run Lap)

    Round 5 – 10 IC Merkins, 10 IC Mountain Climbers, 10 Jump Squats, 10 IC Oblique Crunches (Run Lap)

    Round 6 – 15 IC Shoulder Tap, 15 IC Plank Jacks, 15 IC Squats, 15 IC Freddy Mercurys’

    END EX


    COT

    CIRCLE OF TRUST: Countarama, Namarama, – Spoke about Resilience in the face of adversity.  Related to the real life story about Red Platoon in Afghanistan.    
    BALL OF MAN: We lifted up in prayer the needs of our PAX who were present and those known prayer request for those not there.  Especially for those left in the devastation from Hurricane Dorian. 


    Moleskin

    Each Round was led by a different PAX.  Some who have Q’d and some who have not.  Good practice for being able to call cadence.  Loved when I told RadioHead he was next….”Whaaaat?”… LOL.. He did great!


    News

    • Launch of Smackdown Located on Signal Mtn at the Signal Mountain Atheletic club parking lot. Look for shovel Flag. Tuesdays 05:30
    • Week 2 IronPax Get out there

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      IP Week Duex

      QIC: Sidekick

      Date: 09/11/2019

      PAX: Threeskin, Fissure, Uncle Fester, She Shed, Moneyball, Free Time, Skitch, Early Bird, Candu, VSquared, Blindside, Sunburn (R)

      AO: Lions Den


      Conditions

      67 and gloomy.  Much dread in the air


      COP

      SSH ICX20; 3rd Grade Exercises ICX12; Right over left ICX10; Left Over Right ICX10; Seal Claps ICX12; Proscuito’s Gold Chain ICX12; SSH ICX15;

       

      Lets Get it

      The Thang

      IP Week Duex

      10 Manmakers

      20 Overhead Press

      30 Kettle Bell Swings

      40 Goblet Squats

      50 Incline Mercans on block

      Run 4 laps

      Repeat; Run 3 laps

      Repeat; Run 2 Laps

      Repeat; Run 1 lap


      COT

      9/11.  remember where you were how you felt.  Remember those lost and those who sacrificed to rid the world of terror.  Remember Billy Ray, All Gave Some – Some Gave All


      Moleskin

      Lots of motivation being tossed around this morning.  I appreciate it.  Everybody kept moving and nobody wanted to quit.  Great work


      News

      in the books.  yea


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        Do or Don’t

        QIC: WuzntMe

        Date: 09/10/19

        PAX: FNG-Stars, Uncle Fester, Sunshine, She Shed, Hobo, Sinai, Kowbell, Kiffin, Oiler, Callahan (R), Red Tees, Sherlock, Ringwald, Curfew, Flemish

        AO: Hill City


        Conditions

        Pretty warm, kinda humid, and smelled sorta like poo, because hippies took over Coolidge. 


        COP

        Indian Run mosey with the Cookie Jar to under the bridge.
        SSH IC x25
        Don Quixote IC X 10
        Forward Fold IC x 10
        Wesley Snipes in an Indians Uniform IC x10
        Royce Gracie IC x 10
        Merkins IC x10
        ~Randy~
        LBAC x 15
        10 count
        LBAC Reverse x15
        10 count
        Seal claps x15
        10count
        Chinook x10
        ~recover~
        SSH IC x 30 

        The Thang

        Wall Sit
        Took the Cookie Jar to the bridge. All PAX took an air chair, passed the bucket x2
        Passed the bucket x2, then 5 merkins after you pass it, and reclaim the chair
        Passed the bucket x2, then 5 shoulder presses, then reclaim
        Recover

        Merkin Elevator
        Mosey down the path. Escalating lightpole merkins. 2 merkins, then sprint to the next pole, 4 merkins, then sprint, etc. up to 12. Sprint back to original pole and hold plank for six

        Bearcrawl Boilermaker
        Split PAX into two single file lines. All PAX hold plank, last man bearcrawls to the front, then next last man bearcrawls to the front. Like an Indian run, but worse. Two lines raced for two light poles. 
        Crabwalk back – 
        Same PAX now hit their six, and do AMRAP LBCs while last PAX crabwalks to the front of the line. Lines raced for two light poles.

        Mosey back to the big grass slope. All PAX on the line, sprint to the top, run back down, bernie to the top, and run back down. 

        Time.


        COT

        I had a work project that I was working on until deep into Monday night. I thought about calling Ringwald and letting him know that he may need to be available to sub Q if I couldn’t make it on Tuesday. I was talking to Prosciutto at this time, and told him I was thinking about giving Ringwald the heads up. Pro’s response was succinct: either do it, or don’t. But don’t leave something in the middle, and to chance. I doubled down, and stuck with my original plan – regardless of how late I was working on Monday. 


        There’s no shame in asking for help, or letting someone know that you can’t do something. This is normal, natural, and part of the reason men need a network of other men to help pick up slack where it happens. But this isn’t the same thing as having one foot in, and one foot out. Either do it, or don’t. 


        Moleskin

        Halfway through the Boilermaker, SheShed lamented the overall lack of shoulder exercises…
        “I think my abs are now made of roast beef” dunno what this means, but laffo.
        Stars was so named because in the middle of his introduction he stopped talking, and was most likely seeing stars…


        News

        Iron Pax, FOUR AOs running on a Tuesday now. 


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          Back & Bis Brah

          QIC: Candu

          Date: 09/06/2019

          PAX: VSquared, IronButt (respect x2), Pebbles, Backfire, Cliffhanger, Sunburn (respect), Elvis Jackson

          AO: Boneyard


          Conditions

          Vera nice


          COP

          No Flag Burpees x 5

          SSH x 25 IC

          Prosciutto Gold Chains x 15 IC

          SealSH x 15 IC

          Bulgarians x 10 OYO

          Slow Squats x 10 IC

          LBAC x 10 IC

          Reverse x 10 IC

          Cherry Pickers x 10 IC

          Billy Blairs  x 5 IC

          Bus Burpees x 5

          The Thang – Back & Bis Brah

          Partner up

          Hold Al Gore while partner produces

          Pull ups x 10

          Chin ups x 5

          Vertical pulls x 10

          Vertical chins x 10

          Leg raises- partner pushes down legs x 10

          Rotating fashion

          Run track as a Pax

          2 – 3 more rounds of Bus Burpees

          Made it thru 3 rotations

          Mary

          Anus Peeps? X 10 IC

          Hollywoods x 10 IC each side

          LBCs?

          Time!


          COT

          We all depend on someone. Who depends on you? Are you giving them what they need?


          Moleskin

          Cliffhanger said my workouts always get his back real good.

          High five!!!


          News

          Pretty stoked to see the first Smackdown backblast


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            A Foolish Hypocrite

            QIC: Prosciutto

            Date: 09/10/2019

            PAX: Odd Job, Ducktales, Freetime, Whittler, FNG-Coin Slot, Money Ball, FNG-Shredder, FNG-Cottontail, Blindside

            AO: Smackdown


            Conditions

            Muggy, humid, purest and rarest mountain air in the region


            COP

            SSH x 10 IC
            High Knees x 10 IC
            Wide High Knees x 10 IC
            Merkins x 10 IC
            Third Grade Exercises IC
            Willy Mays Hays
            Baby Arm Circles (F/B)
            Morrocan Night Club with Dancing/Bobbing/Moving with the Funk
            SSH x 12 IC

            Indian Run lap 400m for good measure

            The Thang

            With IronPax Challenge going on, it seemed only right to give the regions newest AO a taste of what has been accomplished so far; pair off in groups of 3 / team

            And since we have a track at our disposal – why not summon my inner Candu, and offer a relay?

            IronPax Relay
            3 Rounds with 3 pax per team; cones set 40 yards out as a marker for the traveling man

            Round 1:
            Traveler: Lunge to Cone & Lunge Back
            P2: Squats AMRAP
            P3: Worst Merkins Ever AMRAP

            When six is in, all together LBCs in Cadence

            Jail Break width of field, both ways.

            Round 2:

            Traveler: Broad Jump Burpee to Cone and Bear Crawl back
            P2: Big Boy Situps
            P3: Bonnie Blaire

            When six is in, all together Plank Jack x 20 IC

            Indian Run 400m

            Round 3:
            Traveler: Bear Crawl to cone, perform 5 burpees, Bear Crawl back
            P2: Man Makers w/ Block
            P3: Overhead Press w/ Block

            When six is in, all together Flutter Kick x Forever IC

            Jail break width of field

            Arrive at bleachers on other side of track:
            Box Jump to the top
            Dips x 12 IC
            Incline Merkins x 10 IC
            Decline Merkins x 10 IC

            Jail break back across width of field; Ducktales false started, won, gloated, argued false start accusation. Well done.

             

            Mary:

            > Infinity Plank with a side of *G2

            While planking, YHC inserted wisdom regarding ‘the magnet’; half-paraphrasing from Freed to Lead:

            There’s three F’s in F3. First is Fitness. We call it the magnet... but why?

            It’s the draw to the group. It fills the gaps of a man’s inconsistent fitness. But it’s more about a man showing up consistently and becoming part of something. As he shows up consistently, he has no choice than to get better, be better.

            He finds out he’s getting better each time he shows up because he’s gaining on the guys today who were faster than him yesterday; he’s making progress. It’s simple.

            No longer does he need to pay “Crystal” the trainer to make him do lunges and squats; the Q does it now. Once he posts, he can say so long to the fake plants in the corner of the gym who “were” his comfort zone. He can say good bye to the personal trainer check he was stroking each month; without seeing any progress.

            Now he has real men to push him, hold him to his commitments; call him out for good reason if he’s backsliding or falling short in his progress.

            He finds it doesn’t necessarily get easier, but instead it’s the opposite. But he has so much fun doing it - he keeps coming back for more.

            That’s the magnet. Next week, we can talk about the Glue, or the second F;
            Fellowship.

            * Lexicon: G2 = Information


            COT

            A research scientist was giving a commencement speech back in the late 70’s at Cal Polytech. His name was Richard Feynman.

            He spoke about research methods, the scientific method, what makes a good scientist and integrity in experimentation. One particular thing I came across In the speech that spoke rather profoundly to me is where he said this,

            “Be careful not to fool yourself; and you’re the easiest one to fool”

            Got me thinking… Every day we walk through life witnessing, assessing, judging and making decisions. All of these assessments, we view through a prism of good or bad, that prism is based on our world view or ideals. Often times, a rather narrow prism, in fact.

            One thing I’ve noticed is how I can internally place judgement on another’s actions or words, but completely fall blind to my own actions. I’ll judge another, only to turn around and justify my own (at times) exact same behavior; sweeping it under the rug.  That’s fooling yourself in a most extreme way. Who’s really the fool? Joke’s on who now?

            In essence, we can all be fool’s trapped inside ourselves. I challenge and encourage each of you, to go and find that fool – cast him aside, overcome him and his judgments. Stop lying to yourself first, open your eyes and realize that kind of hypocrisy will only take you down a long winding dark road of suckitude.

            Rid yourself of that negativity, you’ll find greater happiness and peace in your thoughts and greater hope restored in your fellow man.


            Moleskin

            • #Kotters to Odd Job. Happy you’re back brother! This sentence is mostly true.
            • Ducktales false starts on jail breaks; doesn’t need it because he’s a Deer with very very very long long legs.
            • Gonna be alot of squinty eyes in the Smackdown COT vids; Signal Mountain folk don’t like the “light pollution”. See: City Council meetings proposing any development
            • Post-gloom coffee from the Ducktales canteen will burn everything from your tongue down to your… well, past your tongue. The first sip is delicious, after that – no taste in anything for 4 days. Worth it.
            • Blocks ‘borrowed’ from the church may require future tithing (this is not a commercial and I accepted zero-endorsement $ to print this)

            News

            Iron Pax Week 2 is upon us. Smackdown will host IP Week 2 for those interested. Perfect setting.

            Signal Mountain AO is here! Headlock everyone


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              Kickball at Landfill

              QIC: Fissure

              Date: 09/07/2019

              PAX: Moneyball, Peanuts, Songbird, Fly-by (Respect), Uncle Fester, Vsquared, Snowflake, Head Gasket, Sidekick, Iron Butt (Respect), Hasbro, Threeskin, Whittler

              AO: Landfill


              Conditions

              ‘Twas nice


              COP

              SSH x 20 IC
              Fwd Fold x 10 IC
              WMH x 10 IC

              The Thang

              Sidekick setup bases for kickball whilst we performed warmup exercises
              3 team Kickball
              Due to only 14 players we split into 3 teams.  Defense performed 3 penalty burpees per run given up


              Moleskin

              Fun times were had.  Crap talk ensued and we are better for it.


              News

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                Sightseeing on the Southside

                QIC: Sidekick

                Date: 09/10/2019

                PAX: Vsquared, Dirk, Iron Butt (R), Wallflower, Backfire, Cliffhanger

                AO: Boneyard


                Conditions

                66 degrees and pleasant


                COP

                SSH ICX20; Forward Fold ICX15; 3rd Grade Exercises ICX10; Right over Left ICX12; Left Over Right ICX12; Willie Mays Hays IC X12; LBAC ICX10; Reverse ICX10; Moroccan Night Club ICX10; Shoulder Press ICX10; SSH ICX15

                The Thang

                All moseys referenced below were executed as aggressive Moseys in preparation for IP Round 2

                Mosey to the Tennis Courts

                Southside Shuffle

                Get on one sideline, Shuffle to the opposite sideline; 10 Mercans; Shuffle back to opposite sideline; 10 Mercans; shuffle to opposite sideline; 10 Mercans

                Move to court # 2; Repeat but with 10 Bonnie Blairs in place of Mercans

                Move to Court #3; Repeat but with 10 nancy Kerrigans, 5 per leg

                Move to Court #4; Repeat with 10 8 count body builders

                Mosey to the MAN Station

                Split up into pairs, I went solo.  One pair will stay at the MAN station and AMRAP pull ups and true dips, swapping back and forth.

                The remaining PAX will aggressively mosey the lap with core work outs done at the 3, 12 and 9 positions, 10 reps IC.  We modified this down to the 3 and 9 positions to assist with the PAX at the MAN Station.

                Core exercises included LBC, Pickle Punders, Dying Cockroach, pretzel crunches, Freddy Mercury, and a couple more

                Upon completion of the lap, one pair will rotate to the MAN station and repeat.  Repeat this cycle until all pairs have had a chance to AMRAP

                Mosey around the back of the post office.

                Bernie Bear up the little hill

                Mosey to the front of the Post office

                20 Deep Ircans on the curb; chest to the concrete

                Mosey to the side of the post office

                Wall sit with arm movements; total of 2 minutes

                Mosey to the Inviisible Flag – 5 burpees for no flag


                COT

                Push yourself.  Hard weeks make stronger men.  I have 4 Qs this week, IP round #2, and our new owners in town at work.  Hard Week.  But I will be better and stronger for it.  Push yourself to do the same

                Also take time to remember 9/11 and what it means to you and remember the lives lost on that day and the subsequent conflicts that followed


                Moleskin

                Not a ton of chatter today.  I think Iron Butt hates Iron pax.  Says it changed us and made us more manly on our Qs.  he may be on to something here.  Good to see Wallflower back out for day #2.  Inspiring story and man


                News

                IP #2.  yea


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                  Skies Out, Thighs Out!

                  QIC: Peanuts

                  Date: 09/06/2019

                  PAX: Sidekick, Money Ball, Bernie, John Doe, T-Rex, Rollback, 9-Volt, FNG-Paper Boy, FNG – Double Dribble, Gaylord, Escobar, Madoff, Anny, Toe Tag, DNF, FNG-WreckedEm

                  AO: Hacksaw


                  Conditions

                  Gloomy (aka foggy) but this was only due to the poor participation (Sidekick) in response to the the call for short shorts (see below). 


                  COP

                  Meet up in the parking lot and mosey to the flag pole.

                  15 x SSH IC

                  10 (1000) x Forward Fold IC

                  15 x Imperial Walkers IC

                  15 x  Pickle Swings OYO

                  10 x Arm Circles (fwd and reverse) IC

                  10 x Shoulder Press IC

                  10 (1000) x Quad Stretch IC (each leg)

                  10 (1000) x Calf Stretch IC (each leg)

                  10 x Mercans IC

                  The Thang

                  Counted off into groups of 4.  Moseyed around the square and showed each of the 4 stations and went over the scoresheet.  Each team of 4 would have one man at each station to perform the exercise for a 2 minute period.  At the end of 2 minutes Q blows the whistle and the pax mark their total performed on the scoresheet and jailbreak/mosey to the next station.  Each team works through until they complete all 4 rounds at all 4 stations.

                  Station 1:

                  1. Mercans
                  2. Shoulder Taps
                  3. Burpees
                  4. Dips

                  Station 2:

                  1. Air Squats
                  2. Single Leg Lunges
                  3. St Bernard Squats
                  4. Monkey Humpers

                  Station 3

                  1. SSH
                  2. Imperial Walkers
                  3. Plank Jacks
                  4. Iron Mikes aka Bonnie Blairs aka Mike Tysons

                  Station 4:

                  1. Flutter Kicks
                  2. LBC
                  3. Pickle Pointers
                  4. Hello Dolly Crunch

                  COT

                  In honor of the Hacksaw and the missing flag, we decided (I decided) to do “just one more” and knocked out 5 burpees.  


                  Moleskin

                  It was a bit like herding cats. 


                  However, that was mostly my fault.  We adapted and overcame with slightly shorter times for the workout stations.  Arithmetic, even simple adding of numbers greater than 10 on a piece of paper, seems challenging at 5:30 am.  

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                  There was a real lack of participation in my short shorts, tank tops, sweatbands and the like.  I blame Candu, Care Bear and Best in Show for not showing up – fortunately I found at least two of them hanging out down on the pier:

                  Related image

                  It kinda disappointed me that we didn’t have more time to try my new version of duck duck goose – I call it duck duck mary. 


                  News

                  None.  Except Iron Pax which everyone talks about constantly.


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